GG Bowls: Chapter 6 and 7 Results.

Chapter 6 Results:

Texas A&M over WVU. God damn it.
Clemson blows out Oklahoma. Fuck you, Bob Stoops.
Arkansas over Texas, surprising no one. Except Q.

One Sweeper: SockPuppet; Grabs 5 and moves up to second place.

New Numbers:

SeaScum: 80, Snottie: 80
DPo: 79, SockPuppet: 79
QLove: 70, McLuv:70
BroFro: 69 (I always suspected this, Paul)
BoSuke: 67
CCS: 66
ClemboSlut: 55
RandCock: 52
Teeba: Still 10. Shocking.

Moving on.

GG Bowls. Ownership round.

Crazy Les Miles lets us all down ('cept Randy). Especially SkHank; LSU loses to ND on late FG.

Georgia drubs Louisville, 37-14. A most satisfying game. Blood on blood, as Snottie says.

Of note the BullDongs have now made McLovin' suffer two years in a row. They won't stop kicking the man. Geo loses their #1 QB near the end of the 1st half but a heapin' helpin' of Nick Chubb, Sony Michel and the White Guy pounds the birds into goo. Nice.

Stanford 45, Maryland 21. Kind of a mismatch. Congrats to Q$exy.

One guy swept: RanDingle. 10 point bonanza.

New numbers:

SeaGra: 86, Spottie: 86
DPoon: 85, Sockn'Balls: 85
BroFro with a 6 pull: 75
BoSuke(6): 73
CCS(6): 72, McLickin'(6): 72
QWoman: 70. Mysterious no entry hurts. Did I miss a text?
Randude: 62
ClemboSlice: 59
Teeblations: 10

On to New Year's Eve. No owners in this one. 1 for each game, 5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

GG Chapter 8: New Year's Eve

Check it out, New Year's revelers:

Ole Miss v TCU
Ol' Rebs v Bible Pounders
Atlanta, GA

Boise State v Arizona
Revenge of Rich Rod or Pony Redemption song?
Glendale, AZ

Mississippi State v G Tech
Dork Prescock v the Bumble Bees
Miami, FL

No ownership. Each game worth 1.
5 for the sweep.

Pick and choose, Homeskittles.

Jimbosuke

GG Chapter 7: Ownership

GG Chapter 7:

LSU v Notre Dame
Nashville, TN
3 PM.

SkHank owns LSU. Pick this game correctly, get 2.

Georgia v Louisville
Charlotte, NC
6:30 PM

Jimbosuke owns Georgia.
McLovin' owns Louisville.
Pick this game correctly, pick up 4.

Maryland v Stanford
Santa Clara, CA
10 PM

Q $exy owns Stanford.
Pick the winner, get 2.

Sweep all three and you get 10.

Let's go.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls: Chapter 6. December 29.

Okay, now who does this look like? Before he starts talking, and minus the hateful Alabama gear, just tell me who this looks like. You can put your vote in with your picks.

Also, good luck listening to this asshole. He's another in a long list of reasons why you should always hate the Tide, under any circumstances. Unconditionally hate the Tide.

BTW, this douchebag made one of these selfie videos for the Oklahoma v Bama Sugar Bowl last year. How'd that work out, RedNeck? (Actually, he makes these all the time. It's his "job" I guess. This and blowing other dudes at truck stops).

Texas A&M v West Virgina U
Memphis, TN
2 PM

Oklahoma U v Clemson(#17)
Orlando, FL
5:30 PM

Arkansas Razorbacks v Texas Longhorns
Houston, TX
9 PM

No BRFLer owns any of these teams and they are minor bowls. 1 for each win, 5 for the sweep.

GG Bowls marching on.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls, Chapter 5 Results

Cincinnati takes a douche dive. Va Tech 37- Cincy 17
Arizona State 36 over Duke 31. No sugar for Clemsan.
South Carolina 24 - Miami U 21. Ol'BallSack still got some lead in his pencil.
Penn State 31- Boston College 39, OT. Highlights above.
USC outlasts determined Nebraska, 45-42. Happy dayz for SockPuppet.

Remember if you got the Duke game and the USC game you picked up 2 points each.

Nobody swept due to unforeseen Va. Tech bullshit.

SeaCrack, Q, Snottie, DPo, Randude all scored 6.

New Numbers:

SeaPull: 79
Snot: 78
DPhucket: 77
Sock n' Balls: 74
Q$exy: 70
McLubin': 68, BroFiddle: 68
'BoSuckee: 66
CCSchlong: 65
ClemCox: 54
Randong: 50
Teeba: 10 and still MIA.

Onward.

Jimbosuke

Harbaugh to Meechy

Not official. Yet.
What's YOUR deal?

Jimbosuke

GG Chapter 4 Results

GG Chapter 4 results:

La. Tech stomps Illinois. BiG shame.
Rutgers blows out N. Carolina. BiG glory.
NCState dominates UCF. Being Blake Bortles. Not.

No sweeps.

Sock, ClemFuckee and Jimbosuke score 2 each.

New Numbers:

SeaScum: 73. Hurt by no entry in Chapter 4.
Snottie: 72. Liberace uber alles.
DPo: 71. The  only one to see value in NCState. Otherwise a dumbass.
Sock n' Balls: 70. Clawing his way back. Train keep a rollin'.
McCrackin': 65, Competitive. Eating healthy. Not drinking too much. Feeling good about himself.
Q Luv: 64. Again, no entry hurts. What's going on with you?
BroBlow: 64. Disappointing performance.
Jimbosuke: 62. Coming on strong. Universally loved and admired.
CSuckAss: 60. Naught into naught equals naught. So much for your comeback.
ClemNutz: 49. Tulips on my asshole.
RanPooch: 44. Blog challenged butt bleed bodes ill.
Thole: 10. Hell and damnation.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls, Chapter 5: Saturday Night

Big weekend.

Here's the deal:

As with the BYU game, games that are "owned" by a BRFLer pay double.
Hence, the Duke game and the USC game are worth 2 points each.

There are 5 games on this card. Sweep them, you pick up 12.
Any other combo, 1 for each win other than a USC or Duke win, which are worth 2.
So, you could not sweep and still pick up 6.

Games:

Cincy v Va. Tech
Annapolis, MD
1 PM

Arizona St. v Duke
El Paso, TX
2 PM

Miami U v So. Carolina
Shreveport, LA
3:30

Boston College v Penn State
NYC, NY
4:30

Nebraska v USC (#24)
San Diego, CA
8 PM

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls, Chapter 3 Results. Chippewas Try Some Shit.

Central Meechy goes down swingin':

There was one (1) sweeper. McLovin'. 

So like a God.

8 points due unto him.

New numbers:

SeaGra: 73.

Snottie: 71. Hurt by the miscue on the first 2 games.

DPo: 70.

SockPup: 68.

Q Love: 64. McLovin': 64. Suddenly you are a citizen, McLovin'.

BroFro: 63. Costly error on the Navy game. I say again: Never bet against a service academy.

CCS: 60; 'Bosuke: 60

ClemboSlice: 47

Randoober: 44. Had the Chippewas.

Teeblation: 10. Good God, Man. What has happened?

Onward, My People.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls: Chapter Four. December 26.

Chapter Four. Day after Xmas:

Illinois v Louisiana Tech.
Dallas, Texas.
1 PM

Rutgers Scarlet Knights v North Carolina Blue Devils
Detroit, Meechy
4:30 PM

NC State v U Central Florida
St. Petersburg, Florida
8 PM

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl.
Mind Freak said it best: Never bet against a service academy.

True that.

Jimbosuke

GG Bowls Chapter 2: Brawlarama

GG Dawn of the Bowls Chapter 2 results;

Air Force over W. Meechy. I was the only one to get this game wrong. Had to scratch SockPuppet's pick due to late entry in a game that was dominated by the Falcons start to finish.
Bowling Green over South Alabama. A sweep bustin' game.
Memphis over BYU in 2 OTs and a major riot afterwards. Hey, it's Miami. Fights happen.

6 of you picked the BYU game right. 2 points for that.

3 sweeps:
SeanSack (perfect picking over the first 6 bowl games. Nice.)
DPo
Q Woman, coming on strong.

New totals:

SeanSack: 71. Back to back sweeps make him the new leader.
Snottie: 70
DPo: 67
SockPuppet: 66
Q: 62
BroFro: 60
Jimbosuke: 59, wrong in all three games.
CCS: 58; McLovin':  58
Clem: 45
Randude: 42
Teeba: 10

Jimbosuke

GG Dawn of the Bowls; Chapter 1 results

Catching up on GG Bowl results so far;

Chapter 1:

 LA Lafayette takes down Nevada. Ruined a lot of potential sweeps.
Utah State dumps UTEP.
Utah outlasts Colorado State.

Sweeps for SeaBiscuit, Jimbosuke and BroFro.

New totals:

Snottie 67
SeaBisc 66
Sock 65
DPo 62
Jimbosuke 59; BroFro 59
Q 57
CCS 57
McLovin' 55
ClemSuckeeFuckee 45
Randude 42
Teeba 10

Next post for Chapter 2, in which the South Alabama coach gets his nose broken.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowls: Chapter 3

GG Bowlapalooza rolls on. CAN'T STOP THIS TRAIN!

4 games in this Chapter. 2 on Tuesday, 2 on Wednesday:

Tuesday

Marshall Thundering Herd v N. Illinois Huskies

Boca Raton, FL

6 PM

Navy v San Diego State

San Diego, CA

9:30 PM

Wednesday

Central Meechy U v Western Kentucky

Nassau, The Bahamas

noon

What the fuck?! The Bahamas?! Sheeit.

Fresno State v Rice

Honolulu, HI

8 PM

Here's the deal: Get all 4 right, grab 8 points. 1 for each win. 

GG Bowls: Chapter 2

Western Meechy v Air Force
Boise, Idaho
Saturday @ 5:45

Southern Alabama v Bowling Green
Montgomery, AL
Saturday @ 9:15

BYU v Memphis
Miami, Fla.
Monday, Dec 22, @ 2 PM

1 for each win, 2 for the BYU game, 5 for the sweep.

Roll 'em.

Jimbosuke

Jimmay

Alright, alright, alright.

GG post-season: Chapter 1: Dawn of the Bowls

December 20 Games, Brethren:

11 AM: Nevada v Louisiana Lafayette. New Orleans, LA.

2:20 PM Utah St. v U Texas El Paso (UTEP). Albuquerque, NM

3:30 PM Utah v Colorado State. Las Vegas, Nevada.

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Let's go, People.

Jimbosuke

GG Results: Week 16

Navy 17 - Army 10.

One point each for McLovin', SeaBiscuits, CCS, DPo, BroPube, ClemSuckee, Sock

New Standings:

Snottie 65

CockPuppet 64

SeaScrote 61

DPoon 60

Q 56

Chipsux 55

McLovinItAnal 54 'Bosuke 54 BroPoundsIt 54

ClemFuckee 43

Randgina 42

TSkeezer 10

Next up, GG Bowls. 

Heismaniac: The Moment.

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2014/12/heisman_trophy_2014_final_voti.html

Above is a link to a breakdown of the Heisman voting for 2014.

Most significantly, after all 929 ballots were counted, the three finalists recieved the following vote totals:

M Mariota: 788 first place votes, 74 people voted him second place, 22 third place votes. Yes, this does not add up to 929. Meaning some people actually did not put him on their ballot at all. Still, 788 first place votes translates to some ungodly number of Heisman points in the Heisman scoring system. He won big.

Amari Cooper: 49 first place votes, 280 second, 316 third.

Melvin Gordon: 37 first, 432 second, 275 third. Actually more points than Cooper.

Most every BRFLer had Mariota #1 on their ballots, receiving the most first place votes. No one came as close as Paul, aka BroP. He had him down for 650.7 first placers. Only a few had Melvin Gordon on their ballots, Q, Sock, Jimbosuke. In the beginning Heismaniac cared about how many finalists a BRFLer had on his or her ballot. But then, after I made some high profile mistakes and took a tremendous amount of shit about them, we scrapped that. I think we should go back to it but that will have to wait for a vote at this year's payout.

So, congratulations, Paul. Chip, where did you get your numbers from? They don't agree with what I got. I did not watch the ceremony (too boring.) Paul, the bad news is that you only bagged about 80 bucks this year as we did not have full participation in Heismaniac. Also, Ladies and Gents, I neglected to collect any money in advance for side bets like Heismaniac and GG. Heismaniac is ten bucks, but only if you sent in a ballot, GG is the richer game. $20.

Okay, now I am going to sit back and wait for the objections and disagreements.

Jimbosuke

Auburn Taps Muschamp for DC

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12021731/will-muschamp-agreed-become-auburn-tigers-defensive-coordinator

Big news for Snottie.
War Eagle.
Looks like Auburn just took care of their defense problem.

He wasn't much of a head coach but he's a dern gud defense coach.

Jiimbosuke

GG: Service Academy Edition

This weekend...

One game...

GG: Service Academy Edition.

Army v. Navy. Army is a 2 touchdown dog.

Pick Navy and they win, get a point in GG. Pick Army and they win, get 3 points in GG.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke

The Road to the Bowls

Okay, BRFLers. This is where you're heading:

BroFro: BYU v Memphis U. Miami Beach Bowl  Miami, Fla, your ol' stompin' ground. 12/22 @ 2 PM. ESPN.

ClemSuckeeFieDolla: Arizona State v Duke. Meh. Hyundai Sun Bowl. El Paso, TX. 12/27 @ 2. CBS.

'Braska v #24 USC. Huskers without lunatic HeadMan. No chance against the surging Troymen. Nat'l University Holiday Bowl. San Diego, CA 12/27 @ 8. ESPN

SkHank: Notre Dame v #23 LSU Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl. Nashville, TN. 12/30 @ 3. ESPN. I see the Tigers blowing the doors off the Domers. Should see a little boost in the polls.

#13 Georgia v Louisville. 'BoSuke v BroSuke. Belk Bowl. Charolotte, NC. 12/30 @ 6:30 ESPN. There will be shit talk going into this one.

Q: Maryland v Stanford. The Cardinal slaps the Terps around in the Foster Farms Bowl. Is this a new bowl? What is "Foster Farms"? Farms from bad homes that end up somewhere else? Sanata Clara, Ca 12/30 @ 10. ESPN.

#19 Auburn v #18 Wisconsin. Wisky coach takes a powder (Oregon State?!), Melvin Gordon declares for the draft. Teeba suicide watch. Outback Bowl. Got to like the Plainsmen in this one. Tampa, Fla. 1/1. @ 12 noon, ESPN2

#8 Meechy State v #5 Baylor. Snottie head to head with SeaBiscuits. Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic. Why suddenly is it a "Classic"? Arlington, TX. 1/1 @ 12:30. ESPN.

CCS: Iowa v Tennessee. Tennessee has like 11 freshman starting on both sides of the ball. I'll take Tennessee in this one. Taxslayer Bowl. Jacksonville, Fla. 1/2 @ 3:20. ESPN. Tickets still available.

Randude: #11 Kansas State v #14 UCLA. UCLA kind of went off the rails there down the stretch. Can they get their act together and prevent you from bagging yet another BRFL Coveted Commissioner's Cup? Valero Alamo Bowl. San Antonio, TX 1/2 @ 6:45. ESPN.

Each of these bowls earns 2 points for the win. This year the College Playoff System replaced the old BCS bowls, of which there were 4. Now there are only three games that would have paid more than two BRFL points: the first two games in the playoff and the championship. None of us got there. 

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 15 Results

Conference Championship Weekend.

Randy still on top. Lost to Baylor. Drops 2 in the AP. Stiffed by the CFP. 27.

McLovin'. Good Lord. No game but AP shuffles the deck. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. Sits at second with 22. In a million years I did not see you at second place this season.

Snottie. Keeps choppin' wood. 1 for the no drop. 21. Ergo-Man and Liberace breakup may have to wait.

SeaBiscuit. Baylor downs KState. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Major bend-over by "the committee". 20.

'Bosuke. Idle Georgia. 1 for the no drop. Reshuffling gives me 2 (Thanks, AP!). 19.

BroFro'. Naught into naught on this quiet weekend for BYU. Still hangin' around at 11.

DutchBoy. Duke naught. Clem with 9.

Teeba. Wisco power plunge. Ass-beat in Indianapolis. Minus 6 on the weekend. Thought the AP took it kind of easy on you. 8.

CCS. Naught. Iowa at 7.

SkHank. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. 6 now for the WHanker.

DPo. Meechy. Head Man search continues. Calling Lane Kiffin. 5.

SockPuppa. No game. No no drop. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Lands at 24. 6 point weekend. Noses into positive numbers. 3.

Negative territory:

Stanford. 0 + 0 = 0. Minus 6, Q.

Playoffs and bowls are next. We have nobody in the CFPlayoff. But, of course, we'll all be cheering for the MEN OF THE SCARLET AND GRAY!
Death to Saban and Alabama.
Death.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 15 Results.

Good evening, Friends.

What a gratifying GG. My oh my. Such fun.

Snottie, the new leader, with the sweep. Rings up a nice 25 on the weekend. Nice pull, Homeslice. Of course it helped that you had faith in TOSU. A 4 point dog to Wisconsin.
You have 64, Friendo.

Sock Puppet. You took  home 8. Missed the sweep because, well, I think we know why you missed the sweep. Don't we? Looking at YOU, "Billy".
63 is your total.

SeaSack. Again, 8 is a respectable showing. You now have 60. Wisky disappointed you perhaps?

DPullDong. 59. 8 point weekend. Picked every game but the Wisconsin game. Huh. So wierd,

Q. 8 pointer. 56. So confident on the phone as you boldly picked the Badgers. How'd that work out for you?

CCS. 6 points. You have 54. You are an unclean blaspheming Badger picking sinner.
Jimbosuke, fix him, ye, a sandwich of bacon, lettuce and tomato, takes home 9. Go Bucks.
Your Commissioner has 54.

BroFro. 8. 53. How the mighty have fallen. If only you hadn't been duped by all that "Wisconsin O-line is so dominant" bullshit. Melvin Gordon selling Paul Bunyan's axe to buy some oxys.
McLuvin'. 9 for you, My Brother. Why the fuck did you pick GTech? You led  me astray. I will soon pound your face with a hammer. Keep that Buckeye love coming though, My Man. You have 53.

Randoggie. You did well in GG this weekend. 11. Feels good to get 5 for an upset don't it, Bro'?
You popped up to 42 and you are knocking on some doors.
ClemboSlice. Take your douching and begone, AssSmell Heretic. You bagged 6 and were lucky to get that. Your pick in the Wisconsin game was shameful to say the least. You have 42. I feel let down by you.

Timmy! Naught. 10. Words fail me.

On to the playoffs, Brethren.

Jimbosuke


Oregon 51 - 'Zona 15
'Bama 42 - Mizzou 13
Wisconsin 0 - THE Ohio State University 59
Kansas State 27 - Baylor 35
FSU 37 - G Tech 35

BRFL Week 14 Results, Randude Pulls Away

Week 14 Results.

KState 51, Kansas 13. 4 point weekend pumps Randude up to 29.

McLovin'. Yes, that McLovin'. This fucker had no more than a snowball's chance a few months ago and here he is, logging in at #2, with a resurgent Louisville Cardinals squad.
Louisville 44, Kentucky 40 in a gloriously fight-marred contest. AP love gives him 5 total. 20.

McLovin' has a butt-buddy in the #2 position: Snottie.
Sparty 34, Penn St. 10. 1 for the win, 3 for the move up, 1 for the no drop. 20.

Next up, SeaGra. Baylor 48, TTech 46. Baylor signal caller out with a concussion in this one. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, naught for not moving up: 18. Say hello to Mr. Liberace, SeanniePants.

Georgia Tech 30, Georgia 24 in OT. Jimbosuke, perfume his manly beard with roses and buttermilk, takes a nasty tumble. AP hating on His Majesty. Minus 7 weekend. 16.

Tbone. What do we really know about him? Precious little. Wisconsin 34, Minnesota 24. The Badgers walk away with Paul Bunyan's axe. 5 point weekend. 14 for the Teeser.

BYU 42, Cal 35. BroFro and his kryptonite testes continue to crawl up from the grave. How can this be happening? Why am I so disappointed that he's not taking a serious bath? 11 points for this guy.

The Bearded Clem. Duke 41,Wake Forest 21. 1 for the win. For ClemboSlice, this is a successful season. Logs in at 9. He'll go to a bowl. He's going to be okay. Probably undergo a profound and awkward personality change after finishing in the black two years in a row. We'll just have to deal with it.

Nebraska 37, Iowa 34. Corndogs over CornPone. Farewell, Bo Pellini. Naught into naught equals naught on the weekend. CCS at 7.

TOSU 42, Meechy 28. It was a lot closer than that. DPo goes naught for the weekend. Still has 5. Good news, bad news: You lost to TOSU. But you are now free of Dave Brandon and Brady Hoke. Things can only get better.

DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! LSU 23, Texas A&M 17. WHank rolls and heads to the north of negative territory. 1 for the win. 2 for the landing @ 23. 5 for the Diddle. 8 point weekend leaves him at +4.

Negative Territory:

USC 49, Notre Dame 14. Here is some AP bullshit at it's finest. The AP has a perpetual boner for the Domers. We all know this. USC is the AP yo-yo team of the century. True. Yet, when the Troymen whup they ass o' Notre Dame they get no diddle? 1 for the win. SockPuppet at minus 3.

Stanford 31, (#8) UCLA 10. Now, what the fuck, right? Stanford is winning every week. They score a huge upset over a top ten team. Yet...NO AP LOVE. Doesn't make sense. 1 for the win. Q-babe lives at minus 6.

A Bientot, Bros,

Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life

Week 15

Damn Wisconsin to Hell.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Results

GG Week 14 Results;

The Douche Remains the Same.

Sock only nets 2 (strong pick on the TOSU game, Amigo): 55.
SeaGra hangs in. But grabs 3 (pussy?): 53.
DPo rising. Nabs 7 in strong showing. 51. If there only was a GG Liberace....
CCS. Snags 3. Solid @ 48.
Q-Babe. She is Woman. Hear her roar: pulls down 5. 48.
'Bosuke. Big weekend. Plucks 7. 45.
BroFro. Fading to black. Deuce. 45. Tied with the 'Suke.
McLovin'. Love his moxie. Big 7. Back from the dead with 43.
Snottie. Respectable representin'. 6. 39.
ClemboSlice. Yesterday's news, Bitchsicle. 3. 36.
Randudemeister. Mr. Nowhere. Dos. 31.
Tjizz. What went wrong this year, Teeba? Naught. 10.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15: Conference Championships

Republicans in Congress threaten government shut down.
Russia slides into recession.
ISIS continues anti-social behavior.

GG MARCHES ON!

GG Week 15 - Conference Championships.

Here's the play, My People:
2 for each win. Upsets pay 5 each. Sweep (can you IMAGINE?!) pays 25.

PAC-12 Championship: Arizona(#11) vs. Oregon(#2). Santa Clara, Ca. Oregon favored by 13.5.
BiG Champs: Wisco(#14) vs. TOSU(#6, MEN OF THE SCARLET & GRAY!). Indianapolis, Indiana. Wisconsin by 4. Told ya' so.
SEC Champs: Alabama(#1, fuck you, Nick Saban) vs. Missouri(#17). Atlanta, GA. 'Bama by 14.5.
ACC Champs: Florida State(#3) vs. GeoTech(#12). Charlotte, NC. FSU by 4.

Kansas State(#11) @ Baylor(#7). Not an official conference championship but that's what this game amounts to. Too close to call, no favorite. Pick this and pick up 2 points and get that much closer to the sweep.

Roll the bones.

Results of last week's action coming.

Jimbosuke

TOSU over Meechy and Wisco to the BiG Championship.

This is Cardale Jones, TOSU's third string QB, bringing the wood to an Illinois defender who picked up a tipped pass ruled fumble during clean up time in this year's Illinois game. Cardale is hungry. And that's good because....

... ManGod J.T. Barrett, TOSU's red-shirt freshman Heisman candidate QB is having surgery on his broken ankle Monday. Hell of a season, J. T. Remember Braxton Miller? J.T. was the second string QB. He had about a week to get ready when Braxton went down. So does Cardale.

Anyone notice how TOSU can't stop the run the last three weeks? Minnesota, INDIANA, Meechy. What do these teams have in common? They have good RBs. Not great. But good.
You want to talk about great?
TOSU is playing Wisconsin for the BiG championship. Do you know who Melvin Gordon is?

This is Melvin Gordon, Heisman trophy candidate. When he's not swinging Paul Bunyan's axe he's doing things like this:

So, that's how come TOSU is liable to be a 7 point dog in the BiG championship game.

Jimbosuke

GG Week 14: Instant Glory

GG Week 14

This week, it pays to pick the upset. Use the ESPN pre-game odds. They grade one of our games a dead heat:  Arizona State @ Arizona. That game pays one for the win, in GG.

We have 3 other games. Pick the favorite and win and you get 1 point each. You get the Arizona game right and pick all 3 rivalry games right, favorites or not, you get 10 plus any extra points from picking the upsets. Say you picked all favorites except you picked Meechy and they knock off TOSU. You take home 15 total points. 'Cause every upset earns 5 GG points. And those 5 are added to your total on the day.

(Say you picked the Arizona game correctly but whiffed on two of the others and then nailed an upset in the Georgia game. Total on the day? Anybody? 6 points. Get arizona right and bag two upsets, you're going home  with 11.)

You pick all the upsets, you could rack up 15 points there and if you get the Arizona game you get 10 for a sweep. 25 points. Instant Glory.

Our games are:

Arizona v Arizona State
The Iron Bowl: Auburn @ Alabama
The Game: Meechy @ TOSU
Georgia Tech @ Georgia

Roll the bones.

BRFL Week 13 Results

Here's how it went down:

K State dumps West Virginny on the road, at night. AP oddly not impressed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, bump 1 to #11. Measly 2 point weekend. Randude stays out front, where he likes it. Total 25 BRFL points.

Georgia ass-whips Charleston Southern but, really, is that a big deal? AP says, "of course not, Dolt". 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, bump me up 1 to #8. 23. Shoulder. Looking. Over. Randy.

Baylor with the slap down of hapless Okie State. What the fuck happened to Okie State? They suck now. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. Things are looking mighty sweet for SeaBiscuit. #2 in GG and shaking hands with the Liberace. 16.

McLuvin'. Labors in obscurity. Suffers injury and insult. Then picks the perfect team to "upset". The Golden Domers, about whom every AP voter has a huge boner. Hence the long awaited DIDDLE. 1 for the win. 5 for the Diddle. 1 more because you land at 24. 7 point weekend. 15 points are yours and the worm has definitely turned.

But wait. There's more. Formerly high flying Snottie has 15 as well. Sparty mauls terrible Rutgers at home. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP says "nix" on a move up. Seannie Graham sort of eating Snottie's lunch these days.

BYU opens up a can on Savannah State ( 0-11). BroFro, the ultimate survivor, noses into double digits as he racks up 10 total as of this week. Mr. "I'm not done yet, Bitch."

Wisco. Tops the Hawkeyes in a bitter contest. No AP love. Add 2 to your total, TimCheese. 9.

Once upon a time there was a DutchBoy. And he rode the Duke Blue Devils to unforeseen heights. Then, for no reason at all, his Blue Devils laid a giant egg on Thursday night and douche-dove into the depths of mid atlantic misery. North Carolina, in their silly uniforms, dumps the ClemSuckee Love Train and the AP wastes little time. Say hello to your REAM, Clemsan. Minus 5 weekend. You now have 8 and, no, you won't be playing for the ACC conference championship.

Iowa. Charles Schanz, Jr. Formerly a proud BRFL franchise. Loses a tough one to Chucky Cheese. Naught into naught equals naught. Stay with 7.

Oh my God. Meechy loses to Maryland. Maryland, with the most fucked up helmets I've ever seen. Maryland. A bunch of assholes who wouldn't even shake hands with their "rivals" Penn State. Brady Hoke death watch. Seriously.

Negative territory:

Sock Puppet, is this, like, your worst nightmare ever? You've been diddled and reamed so many times this season I could drive a Volkswagon through your anus. UCLA downs the Troymen. AP gets out the switch and whips your ass with, what, your tenth ream this season? You were at #24. Ream means a total of minus 6. Settle out at minus 4.

Whank and CLM/LSU had the weekend  off. Stay at minus 4.

Stanford. Sucks it up and dumps Cal in "The Game". Shave a minus, Q. You have minus 7.

The picture above is of Tyvis Powell, the first TOSU commit after Tressel got fired, whom everyone mocked as insane for committing to TOSU. Shown picking off Indiana to save TOSU's bacon in week 13. Indiana is not very good, BTW. But still.

Jimbosuke

GG week 13 Results

GG Week 13.

One sweep: Seannie Graham. The boy's got game.

Sock Puppet, still on top, picks up 6 ('Braska?!): 53. 
SeaBiscuit: Sweeep. Not easy to do. 10. 49.
CCS. Picks up 6. Another Nebraska casualty. 45.
DPo. Douche. Douche. Douche. Douche. 0. 44.
BroFro. Got the Stanford pick right. That's it. 2. 43.
Q-love. Stanford. Minnesota. Otherwise: douche. 43
'Bosuke. Fucked over by Mormon boof-packers. 6. 38.
McLovin'. Pretty much an ass-whipping. Got the Stanford pick. 2. 36.
ClemSuckee. Utah loser. 6. 33.
Snott. Stanford staves off total humiliation for you, AssSmell. 2. 33.
RZ. Picks up Stanford and KState. 4. 29.
TJizz. Another no show. I'm not angry. Much. 10.

Jimbosuke

Ping Pong - BRFL style

Jimbo Cricket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sOcW5Md_U

enjoy.

Jimbosuke

Week 13 Preview

K State @ WVU. Randude tries to stave off total annihilation.
Charleston Southern @ Georgia. Payday game.
Wisconsin @ Iowa. TCheese v. Chip n Nutz
Rutgers @ Michigan State. Pretty much payday game.
N Carolina @ Duke. Basketball school vs Basketball school. One step from Doomsday, Dutchie.
Okie St @ Baylor. SeaJizzum domination.
Savannah State (0-11) @ BYU. BroFro, the monster who will not die.
Louisville @ Notre Dame. ND still ranked. Put them down, McLovin'. Diddle on, Bro'.
Maryland @ Meechy. Time to start losing again, DBong.
USC @ UCLA. Thugs vs. Punks in a western wasteland. Time for another ream, Sock.
LSU bye. Lick the wounds, WHank.
Stanford @ Cal. This time it's for real. A chance to go from minus 8 to minus 7. Good luck, Q.

Jimbosuke

GG Week 13

GG Week 13:

2 for each win. That's big.
10 for the sweep. That's bigger.

Stanford @ Cal. Is this a Thursday game? Maybe.
Arizona @ Utah.
Minnesota Golden Gophers @ Nebraska. Rebound game for somebody.
Kansas State @ West Virginia Univ. Randude tries to sidestep THE FIRES OF HELL!

Let's roll.

Jimbosuke

BRFL, Week 12 Results

Week 12, Amigos.

RandPuppy has a bye. A no drop. A move up (?). 2 points. On top with 22. KState. Hating.

Jimbosuke, perfume ye thyself with his stylishly bottled farts, back at #9 in the AP. Big weekend? Uh...yeah. 34-7 over the Plainsmen between the hedges in Athens. NICK CHUBB. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 7 on the move up. Hello, 20 BRFL points. Todd Gurley out for the season with torn ACL. His insurance poli pays 5 million if he drops in draft stock, so don't feel that bad. Where was this defense v. lowly Florida? Missouri has to lose for this win to matter.

Was that a big weekend? Well, let me tell  you about another big weekend. Melvin Gordon, 408 yards in 3 quarters and the Badgers explode for 59. Gang rape of Bo Pellini well received across America. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 8 on the move up. Teeba, given up for dead last month, now contending for the Liberace. 14.

Routine Spartan beat down of some poor schlepper nets Snottie 4. Has 13.
ClemboFuckee tastes the bitterness of the almost Ream as Duke inexplicably goes deep douchemode and drops one to Va. Tech, 17-16. AP fucks with Clemsan and stops short of the dreaded ream. Cold stone is your pillow, Dutch Boy. Rest uneasy @ #25. Still a minus 6 point gut punch. You've got 13 too, Lesbian.
SeaRimmer. Bye week. 1 for the no drop. Join the pussy posse with 13.

BroFro. "Give up" not in your DNA, apparently. Cougs down UNLV hard and you pick up 1 to go to 9 on the season. Back up QB gits r dun.

McLovin'. Bye week. "Naught into naught equals naught", to quote Jethro Boudin. You have 8.

CCS. Iowa. Pounds the stuffing out of hapless Illinois. Add one. You have 7, Bitch.

DPo. Bye. Dave Brandon back to selling cheese crust pies. Naught. You have 5.

SockPupa. Yo-yo through another week why don't you? It's DIDDLE time in LA again. Vanquish the Golden Bears. 1 for the win. Back in the AP Circle of Love, pick up 5. Land @ 24 means one more. 7 point weekend. Have 3. Goodbye negative territory.

Negative Territory:

SkHank. Bruising tilt vs. Satan and the Tide shows up in a no-show loss to Arkansas. Blanked by the much hated Burt Bielema. His first SEC win. This is an affront to all humanity. Not advocating suicide. Just suggesting you think about it. The sting of the REAM is yours, Bro. From #20 in the AP to nowheresville. Minus ten weekend. Minus 4 on the season.

Q. God in heaven. Is there no "rock bottom" for you? If I had a plane ticket and I saw that you had a plane ticket on THE SAME PLANE? Well. Let's not go there. You drop, like, what? Your 19th game in a row? In OT. War  is hell. You have minus 8.

Jimbosuke

GG Week 12 Results

GG Week 12 Results:

3 sweeps:
SockPull, DPo and BroFro. Congrats. 10 apiece.

SockPuppet on top with a staggering 47 total. Ever wonder why Sock is the last entry on each GG ballot? Guess it works. Total domination.
DPo, #2, with 44. It's about mitigating losses, isn't it, Drew?
Tied up @ #3, BroFro and CCS. We're talking 2 desperate men trying to salvage a season. 41 each.
10 for Bro', 4 for CCS.
SeaDawg and Q-woman clock in @ 39. Q needs this more. Though, truly, a doucheman-like performance this week from both of you. 2 points each.
McLovin' logs 34. Grabbed 6. Train keep a rollin', McLuv.
Jimbosuke, tithe ye generous gifts unto him, @ 32. Picked up 6. Disappointed in the Plainsmen.
Snottie. Season devolving into tragedy. 4 for you. Nebraska? Dude.
ClemboSuckee. 4 points. Never bet against TOSU, Blow n' Go.
RZ. 4. Slow boat to China. 25.
TSchwank. Still @ 10. Amazing lack of enthusiasm.

Jimbosuke

The Big Cheese. My cheddar is 'effin sharp!

Fifty Nine. 408 yards.

Oh Melvin!

GG Week 12

GG week 12.

2 points for each win. S'right. I'm givin' ya' two! You get the sweep, pick up 10.

Mississippi State @ Alabama. Dork Prescock vs. Satan's DingleHoles.
Nebraska @ Wisconsin. Osama Abdullah vs. Melvin Gordon in Camp Randall. Corn vs. Cheese.
Auburn @ Georgia. Season defining struggle for the Dawgs. Plainsmen looking to get back into it.
THE Ohio State University @ Minnesota. Trap game for TOSU against a solid group of Golden Gophers? Burn in hell fire if you if you think so.

Roll them bones, Boys.

Jimbosuke

BRFL Week 11 Results

And in other news:

Randiddy takes a step back after a douching by TCU. Still @ the top with 20.
Another "W" for the Blue Devils and ClemboSuckee moves up 5 to 19.
Baylor picks up 6 with the bitch-slap on BigGameBob, SeaJesus sits @ 12. Back from the dead is Seannie.

Jimbosuke, lick his sandals, ye unbelievers, slides up 3 after hanging 60+ on Kentucky. 'Bosuke has 11, recovering nicely from the douche-fest in Gainesville. Todd Gurley back this week. Unfortunately going against the Plainsmen, smarting after a self-destruction vs. A&M.

Snottie's Spartans get dry-rammed by the Scarlet and Gray, nose-dive to 9, Mr. Maybe-not-going-to-the-conference-championship.
BroFro, bye week, BYU has a semi-permanent home at 8. Doesn't seem fair.
McLovin', Cards shit-can the 'Cuse. AP cares not one fucking damn. McLovin' LoveBug stalled @ 8.

Chipenhausen. Does Iowa suck? Not totally. The Golden Gophers are good this year. Loss nets you stoogats. Stay in the personal hell of "6".
WHank. OT loss to Satan. What's worse than that? I can't think of anything. You are, in essence, finished this season. You have 6. Get comfortable with that number.

Meechy win over another hapless BiG "powerhouse". Was it Northwestern? Nothing to be proud of. Baseball score bores the AP to death and beyond. You have 5.

Timbosuke! Melvin Gordon big day. 5 point weekend with the move up. You have 4.

Negative Territory:

Bye week for USC. Total boredom. Minus 4.
Stanford bye. No action, no traction. Minus 8.

Jimbosuke

Liberace, for reelz

Talkin' GG week 11 results

Go Bucks? Fuuuuuuck yeah.

No sweeps. The mark of a quality GG.

BroFro and ThaiStick (SeaGra) lead the charge with 8 apiece.

Here's how it shakes out, Mon Bitchez':

4 way cock-block at the top:
SeaScum, QBabe, ChipSux, SockPocket, all @ 37.

DPong @ 34.

Then there's everybody else:

Bro Fro: 31
McLovin': 28
ScoSuck: 27
Jimbosuke, acknowledge his pick of TOSU when NO OTHER BRFLer GAVE THEM A CHANCE: 26
ClemboFuckeeLongTime: 23
Randouche: 21.
TJizz: last.

Jimbosuke

Heismaniac Votes Due in Today.

Boys, don't forget to put your Hesiman votes up. Today is the deadline.
A bunch of you have posted your choices on the "Heismaniac is back" post a few weeks ago. That's fine. Guys can post them here too.

Jimbosuke

True story

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/09/cheerleader-takes-dump-on-teammates-in-mid-air-photos/

Liberace is a plague

When I got to work this morning apparently the party wasn't quite over. I suppose it was just a matter of time. Disgusting

GG week 11

I said it would get ugly.

5 games. 2 points each. 10 for the sweep.

Baylor @ Oklahoma. SeanniePants sweats it out in Norman.
Kansas State @ TCU. Big 12 hate-fest and Randude has crampy pains.
Michigan State hosts Ohio State. Should be a whupping. Still, bad smell issues from Scott's trousers.
Alabama @ LSU. Saban: most evil human in the universe? Aims to shit on WHank's poorly received good fortune.
Notre Dame @ Arizona State. What's-his-name Kelly throws co-ed off scaffolding as sacrifice to the Gods. Then eats the beloved puppy of a challenged school girl.

Good luck.

Jimbosuke

BRFL Week 10 Results

Meechy beats woebegone Indiana and fires Dave Brandon, the out-of-control pizza slinging AD.
In one weekend Meechy becomes a dangerous team again. Congrats, DBlow. You have 4.

Iowa gets a "W". Forgot who they played. CCS moves up to 6 total.
Seannie G. sees his Baylor Bears hang 60 on the Jayhawks. Picks up 4. Now with 6.

McLovin' and the Cardinals put a scare into Jameis and Jimbo but can't hold on. Stays at 7.

Georgia's pussy schedule finally goes un-pussy as Will Muschamp and the hated Gators discover a running back. Actually, they had this guy all along but he was "banged up". Much has been made of Georgia's defense. NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND! Florida runs the same play about 50 times and the Dawgs can't stop it. Formula for beating Georgie: Run. Could have some trouble with Auburn.
Jimbosuke, cleanse his feet with lilac water all ye douches, crash dives to 8 from 16 last week.
BYU finds someone to beat: Middle Tennessee Scrotum. BroFro with 8. Reminding me of a troublesome pimple that just will not go away.

WHank hs the weekend off. No worries. AP love rains down. Picks up 3. 12 total. Bama up this weekend. Only my unalloyed bile-spew hatred of Alabama has me hoping you win, WHank-a-Doucheman.

Duke, Duke and Clemsan suckee fuckee long time Duke again. Double OT win over Pittsburgh. AP love showers down. 4 on the weekend. RED ALERT: this Clemsan person has 14. Not pleased with the new role for Clem.
Meechy State takes the weekend off. No love. 14 has you locked up and pecker-jousting with Clemsan for the Liberace.

KState hammers a suddenly suckful Oklahoma State squad. No move up, Bitch. But still, 2 puts you further out front with 24.

Negative Territory:

Wisconsin scores the diddle with a remorseless pounding of sub-shitty Rutgers. RUTGERS.
You diddle a team for beating Rutgers? Shame on you, AP. TJazzbo now only minus 1. Typical Wisconsin bullshit.

USC gets a win over Wash St. 1. Move up to -4, Sock.

Stanford. I think they lost to somebody. Despair is a lonely place. Minus 8, Q. Work hard at GG and Heismaniac.

Jimbosuke

This is how you get jiggy wit it, boys

A GG sweep, a Michigan victory - I'm back, bitches! Gonna dance me some Kate Upton, yo.

A young Gus Malzahn, gettin jiggy with it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFvqdQnWu9I

GG Week 10 Results: Busted

Well, I wanted to break it open. Just not this way.

All close games: Auburn over Ole Miss, 35-31.
Arizona St over Utah 19-16.
TCU over WVU 31-30.

Multiple sweeps: SeaBass, DPo, CCS, Snottie, SockPuppet. 10 points each.
Q, BroFro, Randude, all bag 4.
McLovin', Clemsan, TJizzy, pick up 2.
Jimbosuke, return him to the land of Salvation all ye sinners, goes naught for 3.

Q has 33.
SockPuppet: 33
CCS: 33
DHo: 30
SeaGra: 29
McLOvin': 26
Snottie: 25
Clemsan:23
BroFro: 23
Jimbosuke, merciful God be merciful unto him, 20
Randude: 19
TJizzy!: 10

Now it starts getting ugly.

Jimbosuke

Heismaniac is Back

It's Heismaniac time again in the BRFL.

There are 929 votes. That's a lot.
Keep it simple: pick the winner and how many first place votes he snags.

In the event of a tie please also have picked the 2nd place finisher and the third place finisher and how many votes they recieved FOR FIRST PLACE.  Your total must add up to 929. That's how we do the tie breaker.

Example: Turd Ferguson winner, 479 1st place votes
                 D'quan Liberace, runner up, 320 1st place votes
                 Eisenhower McLovin', third, 159 1st place votes.

Deadline is Tuesday of next week, Nov 11

Jimbosuke

MSU v U of M porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQH6T81NE58

Jimbosuke

GG Week 10: Double Down

Week 10. Let's break it open.

2 points for each win, 10 for the sweep.

#4 Auburn @ #7 Ole Miss
#18 Utah @ #15 Arizona State
#10 TCU @ #20 West Virginia.

Be damned, Bitches!

Jimbosuke

BRFL Week 9 Results. Clemsan calling.

Joey Bosa sacks PSUs dreams.

BRFL Week 9 results.

KState adds 2 with the win over Texas. Randjizz @ 22.
Jimbosuke, anoint ye his mane with oils, bags 1 on the bye week. 16. Solid #2 position.
Snottie and Sparty pick up 2 on the paddling of Meechy. New fucked up Brady Hoke shit lore: give a win-starved Meecherine a TENT PEG and have him drive it into the sod in East Lansing. Then get your ass whipped. Stay classy, Hokester.
Snottie with 11.
Holy SHIT. Clemsan. Fucking DUKE? Really? Say hello to your DIDDLE. (The Commissioner predicted this but, hey, no big surprise there.) You didn't even take the field and you diddled and you landed at #24. That's 6 on the weekend and you are now in double digits, My Man, sitting at 10. Did I mention that Duke is bowl eligible?
MORE SHOCKING SHIT: Hugh Freeze decides it's a "good idea" to throw deep into double coverage, down three with a makeable kick to force OT. Go ahead, put some extra air under it so the safety can just walk over. Crazy Les Miles blows a load in his pants and just like that, WHank goes from a nice firm diddle last week to a 10 point mega-orgasm of unbridled hysteria this week. Welcome to the good times, Bubba. You have 9.
McLovin orbits @ 7 with the Louisville bye week. BirdTurds return to action next week.
BroFro, all engines burning and instrument panel on fire, racks up another "L" vs. the Ponies yet, maddeningly, he remains @ 7. Want to see more suffering here. Not comfortable with this situation.
Iowa doesn't play and CCS stays at 5. El Floppo on the season, if you ask me.
Dpo. Meechy. 3. You are in hell. I almost feel sorry for you.
SeaDawg. Baylor with the bye. 2. Stays there. Probably forever.

Negative Territory:

OH MY GOD! Watching USC is like watching the stock market. Lose a tough one to the Utes and the AP lays down yet another Trojan ream. Crash dive from #20 to just plain fucking out of it. Minus 10 on the weekend. Your new home is minus 5, Sock.
Which isn't as bad as -7. Which is where Timmy! lives, even after a rare Badger "W".
Nor as bad as minus 8 which is where Q woman hangs her hat after besting the Beavers of OSU.

Onward.

Start thinking Heismaniac.

Jimbosuke.

GG week 9 results, Q Rolls.

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/2014/10/42428/this-sure-looks-like-penn-state-linebacker-brandon-bell-eye-gouging-jt-barrett

GG Results, Week 9.

Q keep a rollin': Sweep puts her up to 29.
McLovin' sweeps and breaks on through to 24.
Chip n'Douche and SockMonkey @ 23, 2 points each. Tripped up on that dang USC game.
Clemsan snags 2, has 21.
DPo and the Commish @ 20. DPo swept nicely.
Seannie and BroFro @ 19. BroFro, get on the stick. You have BYU. GG is your only hope.
Snottie and RanDog: 15
TJizzy: 8. Like, forever.

Jimbosuke,

4 Life.

GG Week 9: Who sucks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZXWZMFlKWQ

GG Week 9.

A pretty lean slate of tilts.

So, who sucks worse?

Start with a real game, between two good teams:

USC (#20) @ Utah (#19). SockPuppet season maker. Or breaker.

Then, who has hit bottom?

Oregon State @ Stanford. Recent ream for Q. Hosting the Beavers. Place your bets.
Vanderbilt @ Missouri. Is this the end for Mizzu? Or do they start digging out on the back of the Commodores? We'll see.

I think these are all Saturday games.

Good luck.

Jimbosuke

Week 9 Preview. Bullshit.

This is bullshit because there are 4 teams with byes and that is not entertainment.

Baylor. Sucking. Bye.
Michigan State vs. Meechy. Now we're talking. Little Brother beatdown. Or not.
Texas @ Kansas State. Bevo. It's what's for dinner.
Georgia. Love me some Nick Chubb. Bye.
Oregon State @ Stanford. Q on suicide watch.
USC @ Utah. Tough one for SockPocket.
Iowa. Bye. Only way to not lose for CCS.
Duke. Bye. Clemsan on the bubble.
Louisville. Bye. McLovin' oddly silent. I'm okay with it.
Ole Miss @ LSU. Uh-oh, SkHank.
Maryland @ Wisconsin. Maryland on the Big10 version of a win streak. Lights out, Teebow.
BYU @ Boise State. BroFro and the Lost Season of Despair.

Jimbosuke.

BRFL Week 8 Results

BRFL Week 8 Results:


KState 31, Oklahoma 30. Lots of AP love for Randude. The leader: 20.
Nick Chubb, 211 yards and 2 TDs. Georgia sends Burt Bielema down to hell where he belongs. Jimbosuke, long may he reign, is second with 15. Georgia #9 in the nation.
Meechy State takes a giant shit on Indiana. Everybody was talking about how Indiana was "really good this year". Uh, no. Snottie on pace to keep the Liberace. 9 total.
Tiny logs jammed at 4th place. McLovin', crisp Cardinals win. BroFro not so much as the Cougs drop another one, this time to Nevada. 7 for the BroBros.
Clemsan quality win over Virginia. But. No. AP. Love. Duke hanging around. 6 for the DutchBoy.
USC takes Colorado out behind the woodshed. Iowa, continuing to suck, loses to Maryland. SockShortBus and CCS locked at 5s.
Meechy doesn't play. Sound strategy. DPo remains at 3.
Remember how I said SeaGra was, maybe, "playoff bound" last week? Not so fast, My Friend!!
Baylor mails in a douche-o-gram vs. West Virginia: pounded 41-21, and the AP has it's say. Seannie power dive from #4 to #12. Total 2 on the season. You're as dead as a smelt, Grahamsie.

Negative Territory:

SkHank has a big day. LSU opens a can on Kentucky on the road. DIDDLE! Plus 7 on the  weekend, now settling in at minus 1 on the season.
Wisconsin with the bye. Teeba holds tight to that minus 8.
Disaster strikes Q (again) as the Stanford Cardinal poops itself and loses to Arizona State. REAM!
Minus 7 on the day. Minus 9 on the year. Hurtin'.

Jimbsosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Result, Q the Dominatrix

GG results, week 8:

Three studs picked KState to win and two of them swept: Randy and Q.

Q in the lead with 24. Sweep helped. Nice pull.
CCS and SockPuppet tied at 21. Second place.
Clembosan and McLovin' locked up at 19. Third place butt-buddies.
Jimbosuke, downy pillows and happy thoughts unto him, 18, 4th place.
BroFro and SeaBiscuit @ 17.
Randouche and DPo @ 15.
Snottie @ 13.
Teeba @ 8. Questioning the commitment here.

Jimbosuke

GG week 8

GG week 8:

All Saturday games.

#14 KState @ #11 Oklahoma
#15 Oklahoma State @ #12 TCU
#5 Notre Dame @ #2 Florida State.

Get those votes in, Boys.

Jimbosuke

BRFL Week 7 results

BRFL Week 7 Results:

KState, bumped up 3 on a bye week. 1 for the no drop. Randiddle in the lead. 15
Georgia, sans Todd G., hammers Mizzu. Add 5. Jimbosuke stands at 12, may He forever prosper.
Baylor roars back against TCUsuck. Seannie lands at 10 and may be playoff bound.
BYU almost pulls one out. But...no. BroFro remains @ 7.
Meechy State wins. No AP love. Snottie adds 2. 7 total.
Louisville drops another one. McLovin' not lovin' it. 6.
Duke dumps G Tech, a ranked team. Again, no love from the AP. Clembosan @ 5.
Iowa outlasts another crappy team. 5 for CCS.
Meechy finally gets a win over another Big10 pariah. DPo @ 3.

USC. What the fuck? Reamed one week, diddled the next. Dumps #10 Arizona, lands back in the land of milk and honey, AP #22. That's 5 for the diddle, 3 for the rise to 22 and 1 for the win. Wipes out last week's horrible dive. USC back in positive territory with 1. Joy in SockPuppy Land.

Negative Territory:

Stanford with a much needed "W". Avoids the ream, rises to #23. QLove with -2.
LSU beats Florida. Time was this would have mattered. 1 for the win. SkHank @ -8.
Wisco downs some punching bag. Yawn. 1 for the win. -8. Sucks to be you, TBone.

Jimbosuke

GG Week 7 results

GG Week 7:
Mississippi State messes up a lot of sweeps.

The sweepers: SeaBiscuit, QSpot, McLovin'. All bag 5.

Here's how we stand:

Three way tie at the top:
QSpot, CCS, SockPocket all with 19.
McLovin' and ClemboSlice with 18.
Jimbosuke and SleaGra with 16.
Bro Fro has 15.
DPoon with 13.
Snottie with 11.
Randouche with 10.
TJizz with 8. Missed a few rounds.

Jimbosuke

Week 7 tilts preview

Let's take a gander at this weekend's games:

BYU @ UCF. Thursday. Remember when a game like this mattered, BroFro?
Wash U @ #25 Stanford. Handle the Huskies, QLove? You'd better hope so.
#13 Georgia @ #23 Missouri. God Bless and Keep Jimbosuke, Commissioner.
Duke @ #22 Georgia Tech. Now's your chance, ClemboSlice.
#9 TCU @ #5 Baylor. Hatefest in the Lone Star State. Anything can happen, SG.
#8 Meechy State @ Purdue. Purdue Pete gets an ass-whooping.
Louisville @ Clemson. McLovin' claws his way back to relevance. Or not.
Penn State @ Meechy. Meechy is the underdog in every game from now til forever.
LSU @ Florida. Biggest Douchebag: Will Muschamp vs. CLM. SkHank, lame pick.
Indiana @ Iowa. Hoosiers vs. Hawkeyes. Equally shitty. Coin flip.
Illinois @ Wisconsin. Badgers win. Nothing to be proud of. Tim-so-lame.
USC @ #10 Arizona. Circle jerk in the desert. Nobody cares. A puker.
Kansas State with the bye. I hate Randy and his awesome pick. Hate, hate, hate.

Jimbosuke

BRFL Week 6 Blood Bath

Shall I spare you the sickening plunges experienced by your BRFL kin?

A weekend drenched in AP gore.

Stanford, not Stamford, entered the weekend @ 6. Hello, almost ream, power dive minus 11, you fetch up at minus 6 these days, Ms. Q.
USC. SockPuppet enters the weekend at 6 as well. Takes it in the pooper from Utah, crash dives minus 14, settles down @ minus 8. A ream for you as well, Amigo.
Wisconsuck. TJizz and his cheese-whiz take hard pipe from, who was it, Northwestern? A bunch of ChicagoLand egg-heads? Minus 13, Cali guy. It's ream time, my good friend, and your new home is spelled "Minus 9". You dropped 13 points this weekend. Oh my goodness.
Oh. Hi there, WHank. Would you like to suck the tail pipe of the BRFL Universe and douche 15 points into a hopeless no-man's-land of misery and pain? CAN DO, BRO! REAM, buddy, ream. I'm forwarding your mail, what little there is of it, to minus 9.
Did I forget anyone? Was there a ream job I missed? Oh, whoa, you know, guess what? I did miss one. Mr. "I love leading the BRFL" gets his comeuppance and a MIGHTY REAM OUT as BYU takes the Douche from TCU and you drop like a stone, BroFro, minus 12 and hello, 7. Which is a far cry from the 19 you had. Ha ha ha ha ha. I love your pain.

That's 4, count 'em, 4 reams in one weekend. This has never happened before. Personally, I couldn't be happier. Unless there were 5 or 6 reams.

DPo toils in hell yet, oddly, finds himself not doing too badly in the BRFL.
Snottie reigns ascendant. Disappointing, that's true. But he does have 12. Couldn't be helped.
Randoggie looking not too shabby with 11.
Fuck you, Sean. 7.

Here's the final tally:

KState (RZuck): 11
Baylor (SeaGra): 7
Georgia (Jimbosuke, May God Bless Him and Keep Him): 7
BYU (BroFro): 7

Liberace Territory

Louisville (McLovin'): 6

Meechy State (Snottie):5 (1 each for the win and the no drop. 2 on the move up, 5 total season.)
Duke (ClemboSlice): 4
Iowa (CCS): 4
Meechy (DPo):2

Negative Territory:

Stanford (QLove): -6
USC (SockSack): -8
LSU (SkHank): -9
Wiconsuck (TBlow): -9

What fun.

Good luck this weekend, Douchers,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life