Today is the day the AP Poll drops.
BRFL Season 12 Draft Order. Bitches.
KBronieManWoman: #4 Wisconsin Badgers. Starts at minus 2.
Timmy!: #14 Michigan Wolverines
Q: #24 Oregon Ducks
CCS: #2 Clemson Tigers
Randog : #21 UCF Knights
ClemboSlice ( Also: $ ) : Taking a knee in 2018.
BridgshitL on the clock : Bridgshit with #6 Washington Huskies.
SkHank: #13 Stanford Cardinal.
Kitten: #22 Boise State Broncos
Jimbosuke, aka Jimmy Lulu: #19 Florida State Seminoles
SeannieG: #11 Michigan State Spartans
SockPuppet: #18 Mississippi State
Snottie (coin toss with BroFro, you won): unranked South Carolina Gamecocks
BroFro : #5 THE Ohio State University Buckeyes. May you live forever and surf a river of beer and trout the whole time. OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD.
McLovin: #1 Alabama Crimson Tide. Are you fucking kidding me? The Commissioner in me sees a change to the Living Document coming down the tracks. Choo-choo, chugga, chugga, chugga, Bitches. Start at minus 5.
DPo : unranked Arizona Wildcats.
There are a bunch of no name games on 8/25. Even given the stupidity of some of our picks over the years I can't see anybody picking these teams. Though BroFro once went with Hawaii and did fairly well.
So...I'm thinking we have until 8/30 to git r dun.
Be ready when I call you. Don't dilly dally, Sally.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
I'm ready.... so very, very ready.....
ReplyDeleteI will consider Victory to be anything short of personal financial devastation....
Where are the pictures of the august August event? Fear of social media propagation and consequential backlash keeping them off the internet perhaps?
Teebs
I don't think anybody took any pictures. When I looked around (and looking around made me dizzy and kind of sick) everyone was too drunk to take out their phones.
ReplyDeleteYou;re on the clock, Teeblations.
ReplyDeleteNo draft picks until money is paid. Minus one for each day we wait for Randidle and Clemlatio's moolah.
ReplyDelete(That's how you commissioner)
With the 2nd pick in the draft... My greatness aligns my universe by picking the Harbaugh led Michigan Wolverines for my endless amusement.
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke was going to pick them.
DeleteAgain with the Wolverines? It's your funeral. Q on the clock.
ReplyDeletePicking the Ducks - Q for Quack
ReplyDeleteCoach gets fired mid-season. We should have decided on an award for that 'cuz this year, Q would win it.
DeleteYour suicidal pick is duly noted, Q.
ReplyDeleteCCS, you're the clock.
Jimbosuke
CCS with Clemson and Randog steps up with a ManlyMan pick, UCF Knights. ClemboSlice on the clock. Have not heard from him in a long time. Believe he may be on a cross country trip with his partner ( Richard ). Giving you until ten tonight, Clematoe, and then it's Bridgshit on the clock.
ReplyDeleteStill nothing from Clem. I think he's done. Be ready, Bridgshit. You're on the clock as of ten PM. SkHank up after that.
ReplyDeleteClem's out. Bridgshit on the clock.
ReplyDeleteBridgshit with the Washington Huskies. Solid pick.
ReplyDeleteSkHank with the Cardinal of Stanford. I have fear that he will, once again, Take the Cheese.
ReplyDeleteBoise State Broncos
DeleteBoise State Broncos
ReplyDeleteThat's Kitten with the Broncos, BRFLers.
ReplyDeleteAnd there it is, the Pinkernell Award winner ... Sean Graham with the MSU Spartans.
ReplyDelete"Hi, I'm Sean. Welcome to Wal-Mart."
It's got a ring to it.
Since waking up retired this morning, Mr. Graham should keep this Wal-Mart option open, or win the dang league, either way same pay out over time I think.
DeleteCongratulations to Sean for his retirement!
Mississippi State
ReplyDeleteSock Puppet
Somebody gonna' call BroFro and tell him to get with the program?
ReplyDeleteWas watching the comment tally stuck at 20 yesterday, and waiting waiting. Now I’m ready. As ready as The OhioSt Buckeyes. I’m hoping for a certain zest for living this season
ReplyDeleteTee it UP !
ReplyDeleteIma tee up your ass, Fucker.
DeleteThen get after it Mister Living Document Rule Change Threatener!
DeleteCongrats on the big step Sean. A certain coach encourages you to attack retirement with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind...
ReplyDeleteI on the other hand.. would probably just go fishing and drink a lot of beer.
teebs
Teebs, I'd saying catching fish and swilling beer is indeed enthusiastic...
DeleteLet The BRFL Season Begin!
ReplyDeleteBest of Luck to All!
Should be another Wild Ride.