It's time.
The AP poll is out.
Hank is on the clock.
Kill or be killed.
Eat or be eaten.
Is everyone okay with offering KMan, the big tall person at the payout, as the 15th member?
I can vouch for his sense of humor. He is a Florida fan. I think he lived there for awhile.
Let me know if there are objections.
Here's the draft order:
ClemboSlice: Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Things are off to rocky start in South Bend.
Bridget: Louisiana State University (LSU)
Randy: University of Miami (Hurricanes)
Chip:The University of Washington Huskies
DPo: Iowa Hawkeyes
BroFro: Boise State Broncos
Q:THE Ohio State University Buckeyes
Komron: Florida Gators
McLuvin': Clemson Tigers
Timmy!: Meechy Wolverines (scUM) Short memory there,Teebo.
SockPuppet: Tennessee Volunteers
SeaGra: Louisville Cardinals
BoSuke: Texas Christian Horned Frogs
Scott: Florida State Seminoles
Hank: Oregon Ducks
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Randiddle's friend and mine took this picture in Africa in 2007.
Dear Pablo,
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind remarks. I assume you have scrolled through our blog and noticed the abusive nature of most of our posts. You, too, can be victimized by this sort of random invective if you like.
I have never been to Argentina. But I have ingested many hamburgers and some of them, no doubt, share a genetic lineage with some of the fine beefers wandering your pampas. Whatever a "pampas" is.
Which reminds me of a limerick"
I once knew a gaucho named Bruno,
who said fucking is one thing I do know.
All women are fine,
and sheep are divine.
But Llamas are numero uno."
It is my understanding that the Llama is more or less a Peruvian creature. Though I have never been to Peru. In fact, Pablo, I have never been much of anywhere. Except Africa. And Holland.
So, please, by all means. Comment again and feel welcome, Brother. But just know what kind of mean-spirited waters you are wading into.
Auf wiedersehen.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for LIfe
The gentleman from Middlefield is taking the Iowa Hawkeyes, putting Pubefro on the clock.
ReplyDeleteReally? You don't think this is the year the wheels come off the Kirk Ferentz Insane Clown Posse? You, sir, are a douchebag. But your son is a major Film Maker talent and destined for greatness. So that should be some consolation.
DeleteThose are hurtful words. Can I change my pick now? I want everyone to like me and I want the league to think I'm smart. Most of all, I want your respect.
DeleteIt's too late. You are doomed.
DeleteBroPubeFro takes Boysie State
ReplyDeleteBoise State is so five years ago. What are you thinking?
DeleteI like the name. And the color blue.
ReplyDeleteMy first 4 picks are gone so I'm going to take a chance on OHIO St. Q Call me crazy!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Q! You just won the first pick next year! Only 6 returning starters and not even Jim can say nice things about this year's team. Now i'm going to waste the rest of the day trying to figure out how to spend your money.
ReplyDeleteI know that there is only 6 returning starters I did my research. I'm betting on the youth!
ReplyDeleteWas one of your first 4 Boise? Pablo from Patagonia wants to know
ReplyDeleteNo, but one was IOWA, my mothers homeland. I have 60+ first cousins out there that gave me inside info on the Hawkeyes. DPo is doomed.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck? 60? Are you Mormon?
ReplyDeleteCatholic
ReplyDelete6 of one, half dozen of the other.
DeleteWith the Ninth pick in BRFL Season Eleven,
ReplyDeleteThe Steaming Pile goes with the next
National Champion, Clemson Tigers.............
Bwaaaaahahahaha. Do you not know how this league works, McMerkin? I would feel bad for you, but I feel no pain.
DeleteI like striped animals.
DeleteWho's got it better than Timmy!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm taking the U of M Harbaugh Howling Wolverines!
Fuck OSU!
Teebs
Don't you think that I would have taken Michigan if there was even the slightest chance of breaking even with them? Nobody researched Michigan more thoroughly than I have... hours every day for years. I'm telling you, consecutive road games at MSU, Iowa and OSU will be the killer. No reams, but man, you must be rocky mountain high.
Deletehas anyone in this league done any homework this year?
ReplyDeleteNope, just wingin' it...................
DeleteApparently not.
DeleteSock is up? Much sphincter clenching in Central Connecticut today
ReplyDeletePin-hole Sphincter Syndrome, a common malady in Central CT.
DeleteI think Sock's time has come and gone. Next man up!
ReplyDeleteDid Sock fumble the ball in the red zone?!
DeleteI cyber-messaged with SockPuppet. He has until 8:40 AM 8/26 to make his pick. This scenario recurs year after year in the much ballyhooed BRFL, long may it flourish and throw off cash. The Draft goes faster than expected and some poor schmuck gets caught unawares. This year's schmuck is SockPuppet.
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
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ReplyDeleteTennessee
ReplyDeleteFuck DPuss, sphincters are just fine.
Woah, Cowboy, it was your brother that questioned your sphincter status....let's lay off DPole til he sort of deserves it, sort of..
DeleteNice pic BTW.
You hurt my feelings.
DeleteIsn't Butch Jones still the coach? He's not a great game day coach, Charles.
DeleteHey Bronie Bro! Am I up or not?
ReplyDeleteI say go ahead SeaGra...The Commissioner is clearly asleep at the wheel last night and this morning...........
DeleteYou're up, Bronie.
DeleteI would like to have taken Tenn, but the old sock puppet sphinctered in ahead of me. I'll chance my lifes savings on Louisville!
ReplyDeleteGoin' with the Toads.
ReplyDeleteDeep in the Heart of Texas
DeleteHow in the fuck you idiots let Tennessee fall all the way to my brother is beyond me. Starting from the 9 spot! Should have been the first pick.
ReplyDeleteI'll take the Seminoles
My first three picks were Notre Dame (before the dismissals), Wash U and Tennessee. This should be Tennessee's year. But, again, the coach is Butch Jones. Not a great coach.
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