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BRFL Draft Days are here.
1. Lola. With the #1 pick Lola selects ... the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, AP#5, she starts at minus 6.
2. CCS, with the #2 pick in the 2022 BRFL draft, picks the #8th ranked Michigan Wolverines. CCS starts the season at minus 3. Do you guys know what 'seppuku' is? Google it. Then repent, Sinners.
3. DPo takes the #23 AP Houston Cougars with the #3 pick in the BRFL Draft.
4. KBronie, with the #4 pick in the BRFL Draft, taps the Oregon Ducks, #11 AP.
5. Teeblations picks the Michigan State Spartans (#15 AP) with the #5 pick of the BRFL Draft.
6. Jimbo$$uke, with the #6 pick in the 2022 BRFL Draft, takes the Texas Longhorns, unranked AP.
7. SockPuppet gives the Baylor Bears the nod with the 7th pick of the 2022 BRFL Draft. Baylor is ranked AP#10. SockPuppet starts at minus 1.
8. QXXX, with the number 8 pick in The Draft, takes the Iowa Hawkeyes, unranked in the AP.
9. Dog The Bounty Hunter goes with the Utah Utes with the number 9 pick. The Utes are ranked #7 AP so DTBH starts the season at minus 4.
10. BroFro, with the number 10 pick in The Draft, picks the NC State Wolfpack, AP #13.
11. Snottie, picking at #11 in the BRFL Draft, goes with the Wisconsin Badgers, #18 AP. Badgermania.
12. ChibaChews (formerly known as Kitten) tabs the #12 Cincinnati Bearcats with the #11 pick in the BRFL Draft.
13. Ronde', with the #13 pick in The Draft, pulls the trigger on USC, ranked #14 in the AP. 13th pick? #14? A beautiful symmetry here, courtesy of the Randude.
14. McLovin selects Ohio State (Buckeyes), AP #2, with the #14 pick of the BRFL Draft. Starts the season at minus 9. Almost have to admire his moxie.
And we're underway, Boys and Girls!
Jimbo$$uke,
Commissioner for Life
8/20/2022
Damn, does Lola even understand how the league works? I've had bad picks before but at least I tried to get it right. I mean, I know to avoid Notre Dame at 5, which has to be the single most overrated team in the poll.
ReplyDeleteLike a buddhist monk setting themselves on fire.
DeleteRemember that guy from awhile ago, who was liked by some people but others didn't like him so much because he said he was the son of god and did some good things but still people got mad and came looking for him and after dinner they took him and nailed him to a cross and he died, sorta, but said it was okay because he was sacrificing himself so the rest of us can be saved? That's like this pick.
DeleteAlong those same line, DPo, I got the sense from Lola that it was a 'faith-based' pick. Is there anyway that can work out?
DeleteIt's puzzling, f'sure.
ReplyDeleteCan you fucking believe it?! Shitagain, with the #2 pick. God.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Chipper doin'? Insanity, I say, total mind-numbing insanity. There are two people in the league, er sorry, THE League (if Ohio State will allow us to use the word "The") who know Michigan well, moi, et Le Commissaire, and neither would touch Michigan at number 8. If they were unranked, yes, but a top 10 team that lost its defensive ends, has no linebackers other than some converted running backs, and a slow secondary, AND lost its offensive coordinator AND defensive coordinator. C'mon, guy, do some research, read a book. Be better, DO better.
DeleteRitual suicide.
DeleteBut they still have The Great Jim Harbaugh.
ReplyDeleteDrinks milk. Doesn't eat chicken.
DeleteDPo takes the Houston Cougars. #24 AP.
ReplyDeleteMy god, that's brilliant!
DeleteHouston gets bounced out of the AP when they lose their away game against TT.
ReplyDeleteThat's hurtful.
DeleteGreat Pick DPo
ReplyDeleteThanks Puss n' Boots. You're alright. I mean, I kinda see why everyone else gets annoyed being around you, but so far, I only have a few issues with you.
DeleteHis handle is ChibaChew now.
DeleteHouston plays T Tech, but no Cincinnati in the regular season. Looks like great schedule assuming they beat the red raiders, no surprises and the committees doesn’t s hit on them for strength of schedule
ReplyDeleteDPo with the 1st good pick so far.
ReplyDeleteTeeblations takes Michigan State. Sparty ho!
ReplyDeleteTexas with the 8th toughest strength of schedule this season, brilliant pick.
ReplyDeleteFuck you.
DeleteBaylor
ReplyDelete-Sock
Why don't you just kill yourself, Mr. Soon Ream?
Deletesays the guy who took Texas
DeleteYou know you wanted them.
DeleteChibachew selects Cincinnati!
ReplyDeleteSnottie goes with the Wisconsin Badgers.
ReplyDeleteRonde' taps the USC Trojans.
ReplyDeleteMcLovin on the clock.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking The Ohio State Buckeyes.
ReplyDeleteShake it off and pick McLovin ✅
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteSorry for the after the fact response… good luck with the immediate deficit …, but you are used to it with Alabama and previous success 🏈
Thanks ANONYMOUS whomever you are, we shall see how the Commissioners targeted changes affect my pick.
DeleteGo Buckeyes!
Go Buckeyes!
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