http://collegefootball.ap.org/poll
(###) Number of first place votes
| 1 |  |
Florida State (57)
Record: 0-0
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PV Rank
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Points
1,496 |
| 2 |  |
Alabama (1)
Record: 0-0
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1,361
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| 3 |  |
Oregon (1)
Record: 0-0
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1,334
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| 4 |  |
Oklahoma (1)
Record: 0-0
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1,324
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| 5 |  |
Record: 0-0
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1,207
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| 6 |  |
Record: 0-0
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1,198
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| 7 |  |
Record: 0-0
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1,106
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| 8 |  |
Record: 0-0
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1,080
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| 9 |  |
Record: 0-0
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1,015
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| 10 |  |
Record: 0-0
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966
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| 11 |  |
Record: 0-0
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885
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| 12 |  |
Record: 0-0
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843
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| 13 |  |
Record: 0-0
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776
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| 14 |  |
Record: 0-0
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637
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| 15 |  |
Record: 0-0
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626
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| 16 |  |
Record: 0-0
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536
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| 17 |  |
Record: 0-0
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445
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| 18 |  |
Record: 0-0
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424
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| 19 |  |
Record: 0-0
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357
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| 20 |  |
Record: 0-0
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242
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| 21 |  |
Record: 0-0
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238
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| 22 |  |
Record: 0-0
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226
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| 23 |  |
Record: 0-0
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194
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| 24 |  |
Record: 0-0
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134
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| 25 |  |
Record: 0-0
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130
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Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
McLovin' takes unranked Louisville with the #1 pick.
ReplyDeleteQ-woman is on the clock.
Can't wait to see what dog Q picks. Always entertaining.
ReplyDeleteMclovin' amazes me.
ReplyDeleteI am an enigma, wrapped in a riddle.
DeleteNOT an enema D. Po, so calm the heck down!
Everything, and I mean Every Single Fucking Thing about Louisville that made them a top 25 team is gone: Bridgewater- gone, Charlie Strong - gone, all your money - gone. I know I dropped you on your head as a child, only now I remember how many times. Lord a'mighty. You are such a disappointment.
ReplyDeleteLove you Mom.
ReplyDeleteQ in with Stanford. Dodges the penalty points and goes with #11.
ReplyDeleteBroFro, make your move.
Jimbosuke
First Cardinals and then Cardinal.........All Cards Draft.
DeleteBroFro takes thr unranked BYU Cougars with the third pick in the 2014 BRFL draft.
ReplyDeleteT bone on the clock. Make it happen, Teeblations.
Jimbosuke
T-bone?
ReplyDeleteBone?
DeleteBone Bone??
BONER???
Gonna' cal the Bone today, Bros. Right now, moving on.
ReplyDeleteRanDoucher on the clock.
Jimbosuke
Ca't find Tbone. He's gone deep cover again. Maybe "working for the government".
ReplyDeleteDraft marches on.
DBung (drew) on the clock. Randy picked Kansas State U Wildcats.
Jimbosuke
I'll make the final pick this evening California time after I've aligned my chakras and my aura is smooth.
ReplyDeleteNamaste, Teebs!
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke
What is the BRFL? What is it you see before you? A fine collection of dandies sharing a love of college football? A way for older gentlemen to connect with each other and establish social connections in their waning years? A way to offload a pile of unwanted cash, a repository for your bile and venom? A refuge to share your dark, dark thoughts? No. No, no and no. No. Wrong on all accounts. Sure, Jimbo can justify the annual anal rape as a gathering of old friends, a healthy salve, benefiting one and all who seeks the shelter of the BRFL and suckles her bosom. But it is none of those things. It is a pussy. A big pussy waiting to be fucked. Whose gonna fuck it? You Mikey? Hardly. You Randi? I laugh spitefully in your general direction. Your flaccid weenies have no business sniffing around this glorious snatch. No, the BRFL is a giant bearded clam and I am here to fuck it. And fuck it I will, you guys. Me and the mighty unranked Michigan Wolverines, the 2014 pick of the D. Po.
ReplyDeleteLouisville - Michigan better record wins side bet for a beer Dickhead?
DeleteLet Me Know.
Not after calling me Dickhead. Hurtful, Mike. Very hurtful.
DeleteMy Bad, Sorry Shithead.
DeleteUnranked for a reason, D-lusional. I enjoyed your hate-speech. We used to have over-the-top, insane screeds like this all the time in the BRFL. But then the membership went pussy and started being sort of, gag, nice to each other. Let me be the first then to put a big, fat bloody period on the end of that misguided era.
ReplyDeleteThis was a stupid pick. Even with Tbong flaking out on his chakras (Namaste, again, Doucher) and handing you an early pick you go an bone-head it with a pick like this. What is with you, Huge Imbecile? Did you watch the TOSU v Michigan game last year and suddenly become convinced scUM was a GOOD team? Dude, sadly, no. Meechy was a BAD team who managed to lose to very slightly LESS bad team. That does not make Meechy good.
Are you with me so far?
Now to the AP. Pay attention. Even the AP voters, senile, drug addled college football pimps though they may be, are not dumb enough to carry on squandering votes on bleached anal holes like Notre Dame and Meechy. Just because you bleach a butthole and make it look like any other piece of skin? Still, it remain a butthole.
T bone, you are saved. Skank Weil is on the clock and doesn't know it. Get your vote in and then I'll all the Skank.
I smell your fear, Bungholio.
ReplyDeleteWisconsin cheese my fair dairy loving BRFLers. The secret of life.
ReplyDeleteI will marinate in Memories of my Golden Age from 1984-1988 in Americas Dairyland pursuing my higher education. Oh! The Buxom Busom of the heartland beckons me. Wisconsin.
Oh how I O loves me dem Badgers. Dey be lots like dos Wolverines doesn't dey?
DeleteBosom. 4 well spent years. Spelling aside.
ReplyDeleteTITS is easier to spell Bonnaire.
DeleteAnd Wisco is off the board.
ReplyDeleteT bone, I thought you were going to get your chakras lined up?
LSU, Iowa and Nebraska. You probably down Nebraska because they come to Camp Randall but I don't think the Badgers have enough lead in their pencil to play real smash mouth Badger Ball this year.
Set aside some serious cash, Teeblations
SkHank on the clock.
Jimbosuke
Screw the chakras. I had some warn gin and a couple of nonfiltered Camels and a slice of cold pizza,. Hardcore thinkin' meal. Just like college.
ReplyDeleteIt's your funeral, Cheesehead.
DeleteNamaste.
Well, I'll be damned. Ol' SkHank done himself a little research and taps LSU with the 7th pick in the BRFL draft. LSU is gone.
ReplyDeleteMovin' on.
SeaBicuit (that's you, Seannie Graham) is on the clock.
Jimbosuke
Well, Seannie?
ReplyDeleteSeaGra finally gets his shit together and makes a pick. And a damn good one, with Baylor. Is this a return to form for SeaBiscuits? Or will the Bears implode down the stretch like they did for Jimbosuke, proving once and for all that Seannie has lost that old magic? You make the call, BRFLer.
ReplyDeleteSeannie starts at minus 1 with the #8 pick in the BRFL draft, Baylor ranked #10 in the Almighty AP.
Sock Puppet on the clock.
Jimbosuke
After touching my toes a few times... USC
ReplyDelete-Sock
Sock Puppet in with the #9 pick in the BRFL draft: USC, AP rank: #15.
ReplyDeleteClemboSlice on the clock.
Jimbosuke
I'm taking Duke, because they're good basketball players and I spent time in North Carolina this summer. Smell the glove, Bitches.
ReplyDeleteClemboslice in with Duke(?) and their odd schedule. Unranked Duke is taken with the #10 pick in the BRFL draft.
ReplyDeleteSnottie on the clock.
Jimbosuke
Still on the clock with Snottie.
ReplyDeleteJImbosuke
There once was a man from Kent
ReplyDeleteWho to a football game he went.
While dreaming of Venus,
He played with his penis
And woke up with a handful of Goo.
I pick Michigan State
Wow. Penalty points and a team destined for freef all. Jim, weren't we going to change the rules so nobody did anything this stupid? Or did we think nobody would do anything this stupid?
DeleteDon't talk with your mouth full
DeleteWhat kind of rules could you possibly make that would stop a person truly committed to financial ruin?
DeleteIt would be like outlawing belts just because someone might hang themselves with one.
Jimbosuke
wow, don't know how I could've missed all the above dribble. I blame it on Scott and Sean with their Did I miss the BRFL draft? and What? I'm on the clock remarks. Q
ReplyDeleteSnottie takes Michigan State with the number 11 pick in the BRFL draft. Meechy State is #8 in the Almighty AP so Snottie starts at miinus 2.
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke on the clock.
Jimbosuke takes the Georgia Bulldogs with the # 12 pick in the BRFL draft.
Georgia is ranked #12 in the Almighty AP.
Chip n' Dip on the clock.
Idiot
ReplyDelete2X
ReplyDeleteHurtful words
ReplyDeleteThe usual blog hating on the email thread and Chipster still on the clock.
ReplyDeleteBRFL draft 2014 nears conclusion with only a couple truly adventurous picks.
Jimbosuke
Georgia? Stupid.
ReplyDeleteWe often mock that which we do not fully understand, Grass Hopper.
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke
Nope. We fully understand your pick is stupid. Nature or nurture? I'm thinking there was some bad water in that LaCava household growing up.
DeleteHurtful, hurtful words, DBung.
DeleteJimbosuke
Chip n' Dong, what's the deal? You gonna' wait until after the first couple games?
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke
This just in, Snottie starting at minus 3. He took the AP #8 team. #1 team starts at minus 10. Do the math.
ReplyDeleteJimbosuke
Going with Iowa.
ReplyDeleteccs
Are you out of your mind?
DeleteKirk Ferentz?
Well, on second thought, this might be the year. You could dump the Badgers and break Timbosuke's heart.
It's all good, ChiDouche.
We're underway!!!!
Jimbosuke
Let the Season begin...........................................
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