Major majorness alert, Bitches.

Whoa.

Holy shit.

The AP poll is out.

Does this seem a tad bit early to anyone but me and DBong?

Just sayin'.
The only Douche that was bonering up about this here AP poll coming out this soon was McLovin' and, well, we all know how McLovin' (!!!!!!) is bout shit.
He's an excitable boy.
But, yo, sho nuff. The fucking AP poll is ALREADY out.
Bringing me to my main point. And that is.....

Major changes to the BRFL rule book, aka, the Living Document.

Hark, My Brethren:

This year: Pick any top 10 AP team and suffer a penalty. To whit: #1, it's minus 10, Bitch. #2, minus 9 and so forth to Numbah Ten, which is minus 1. DPong and I voted on this today, in the middle of River Street, unanimous, 2 of 2, motion carried, so let it be written, so let it be done.

KNOW YE THIS, SINNERS! 
No top 10 pick goes unpunished. Now we'll see the measure of your 'Nads.

McLovin' is on the clock. Let's see what he's got.

PS: Re. the BCS "playoff". Fiddle. Faddle. I am not impressed.
The Commissioner Speaks:
"If youse makes it to the "Football Four",  youse gets 4 points for the first round win. (Stugatz if you lose, Schmegma). If youse then goes on to take the cheese in the Championship Game, youse gets 6. Again, Bungjab if you lose.

The following bowls pay 3, if the bowl is not tapped for the Football Four tourney in a given year:
Rose, Orange, Sugar, Cotton, Fiesta.

Everything else is ChumpChange, pays two for the win.

Now, I read this here post over and it makes perfect sense to moi. But, then again, I AM the Commssioner. I have the whole "vision thing". If it don't make no sense to you, let me know. Except for you, "Billy". You remain seated and keep still.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life