BRFL, Week 12 Results

Week 12, Amigos.

RandPuppy has a bye. A no drop. A move up (?). 2 points. On top with 22. KState. Hating.

Jimbosuke, perfume ye thyself with his stylishly bottled farts, back at #9 in the AP. Big weekend? Uh...yeah. 34-7 over the Plainsmen between the hedges in Athens. NICK CHUBB. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 7 on the move up. Hello, 20 BRFL points. Todd Gurley out for the season with torn ACL. His insurance poli pays 5 million if he drops in draft stock, so don't feel that bad. Where was this defense v. lowly Florida? Missouri has to lose for this win to matter.

Was that a big weekend? Well, let me tell  you about another big weekend. Melvin Gordon, 408 yards in 3 quarters and the Badgers explode for 59. Gang rape of Bo Pellini well received across America. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 8 on the move up. Teeba, given up for dead last month, now contending for the Liberace. 14.

Routine Spartan beat down of some poor schlepper nets Snottie 4. Has 13.
ClemboFuckee tastes the bitterness of the almost Ream as Duke inexplicably goes deep douchemode and drops one to Va. Tech, 17-16. AP fucks with Clemsan and stops short of the dreaded ream. Cold stone is your pillow, Dutch Boy. Rest uneasy @ #25. Still a minus 6 point gut punch. You've got 13 too, Lesbian.
SeaRimmer. Bye week. 1 for the no drop. Join the pussy posse with 13.

BroFro. "Give up" not in your DNA, apparently. Cougs down UNLV hard and you pick up 1 to go to 9 on the season. Back up QB gits r dun.

McLovin'. Bye week. "Naught into naught equals naught", to quote Jethro Boudin. You have 8.

CCS. Iowa. Pounds the stuffing out of hapless Illinois. Add one. You have 7, Bitch.

DPo. Bye. Dave Brandon back to selling cheese crust pies. Naught. You have 5.

SockPupa. Yo-yo through another week why don't you? It's DIDDLE time in LA again. Vanquish the Golden Bears. 1 for the win. Back in the AP Circle of Love, pick up 5. Land @ 24 means one more. 7 point weekend. Have 3. Goodbye negative territory.

Negative Territory:

SkHank. Bruising tilt vs. Satan and the Tide shows up in a no-show loss to Arkansas. Blanked by the much hated Burt Bielema. His first SEC win. This is an affront to all humanity. Not advocating suicide. Just suggesting you think about it. The sting of the REAM is yours, Bro. From #20 in the AP to nowheresville. Minus ten weekend. Minus 4 on the season.

Q. God in heaven. Is there no "rock bottom" for you? If I had a plane ticket and I saw that you had a plane ticket on THE SAME PLANE? Well. Let's not go there. You drop, like, what? Your 19th game in a row? In OT. War  is hell. You have minus 8.

Jimbosuke