BRFL Week 13 Results

Here's how it went down:

K State dumps West Virginny on the road, at night. AP oddly not impressed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, bump 1 to #11. Measly 2 point weekend. Randude stays out front, where he likes it. Total 25 BRFL points.

Georgia ass-whips Charleston Southern but, really, is that a big deal? AP says, "of course not, Dolt". 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, bump me up 1 to #8. 23. Shoulder. Looking. Over. Randy.

Baylor with the slap down of hapless Okie State. What the fuck happened to Okie State? They suck now. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. Things are looking mighty sweet for SeaBiscuit. #2 in GG and shaking hands with the Liberace. 16.

McLuvin'. Labors in obscurity. Suffers injury and insult. Then picks the perfect team to "upset". The Golden Domers, about whom every AP voter has a huge boner. Hence the long awaited DIDDLE. 1 for the win. 5 for the Diddle. 1 more because you land at 24. 7 point weekend. 15 points are yours and the worm has definitely turned.

But wait. There's more. Formerly high flying Snottie has 15 as well. Sparty mauls terrible Rutgers at home. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP says "nix" on a move up. Seannie Graham sort of eating Snottie's lunch these days.

BYU opens up a can on Savannah State ( 0-11). BroFro, the ultimate survivor, noses into double digits as he racks up 10 total as of this week. Mr. "I'm not done yet, Bitch."

Wisco. Tops the Hawkeyes in a bitter contest. No AP love. Add 2 to your total, TimCheese. 9.

Once upon a time there was a DutchBoy. And he rode the Duke Blue Devils to unforeseen heights. Then, for no reason at all, his Blue Devils laid a giant egg on Thursday night and douche-dove into the depths of mid atlantic misery. North Carolina, in their silly uniforms, dumps the ClemSuckee Love Train and the AP wastes little time. Say hello to your REAM, Clemsan. Minus 5 weekend. You now have 8 and, no, you won't be playing for the ACC conference championship.

Iowa. Charles Schanz, Jr. Formerly a proud BRFL franchise. Loses a tough one to Chucky Cheese. Naught into naught equals naught. Stay with 7.

Oh my God. Meechy loses to Maryland. Maryland, with the most fucked up helmets I've ever seen. Maryland. A bunch of assholes who wouldn't even shake hands with their "rivals" Penn State. Brady Hoke death watch. Seriously.

Negative territory:

Sock Puppet, is this, like, your worst nightmare ever? You've been diddled and reamed so many times this season I could drive a Volkswagon through your anus. UCLA downs the Troymen. AP gets out the switch and whips your ass with, what, your tenth ream this season? You were at #24. Ream means a total of minus 6. Settle out at minus 4.

Whank and CLM/LSU had the weekend  off. Stay at minus 4.

Stanford. Sucks it up and dumps Cal in "The Game". Shave a minus, Q. You have minus 7.

The picture above is of Tyvis Powell, the first TOSU commit after Tressel got fired, whom everyone mocked as insane for committing to TOSU. Shown picking off Indiana to save TOSU's bacon in week 13. Indiana is not very good, BTW. But still.

Jimbosuke