So, if you don't finish third and Liberace breaks off the relationship, what are you going to do to get Ergo Man's head right? I mean, this Liberace thing probably doesn't mean that much to old twinkletoes. He's had models with huge molded clay schlongs before. But your man looks like this is maybe the real thing for him. Better sit him down for a talk, Snottie.
When I said bad things would happen if you let him out of his box, I meant it.
ReplyDeleteNow you have this. In your office.
Horrifying shit, Snottie.
Nothin like that ever happened when I let him out of the box. Q
ReplyDeleteQ, sorry you had to see this, but I thought the league should know. Also, clean up was definitely not fun.
ReplyDeleteSo, if you don't finish third and Liberace breaks off the relationship, what are you going to do to get Ergo Man's head right? I mean, this Liberace thing probably doesn't mean that much to old twinkletoes. He's had models with huge molded clay schlongs before. But your man looks like this is maybe the real thing for him.
ReplyDeleteBetter sit him down for a talk, Snottie.
Ergoman has had issues since he was a teenager. Putting them together was asking for trouble. Totally my fault.
ReplyDeleteI see the Auburn logo but are those deer antlers behind them? What kind of shelf is this? Q
ReplyDeleteYou notice those things but not the erect penis? Perhaps you are unaccustomed to seeing one?
DeleteThanks for the nightmares you bastards..
ReplyDeleteDisturbingly Awesome, BRFL at it's finest ...
ReplyDeleteLiberace lovin' him some pigskin.
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