BRFL Week 9 Results. Clemsan calling.

Joey Bosa sacks PSUs dreams.

BRFL Week 9 results.

KState adds 2 with the win over Texas. Randjizz @ 22.
Jimbosuke, anoint ye his mane with oils, bags 1 on the bye week. 16. Solid #2 position.
Snottie and Sparty pick up 2 on the paddling of Meechy. New fucked up Brady Hoke shit lore: give a win-starved Meecherine a TENT PEG and have him drive it into the sod in East Lansing. Then get your ass whipped. Stay classy, Hokester.
Snottie with 11.
Holy SHIT. Clemsan. Fucking DUKE? Really? Say hello to your DIDDLE. (The Commissioner predicted this but, hey, no big surprise there.) You didn't even take the field and you diddled and you landed at #24. That's 6 on the weekend and you are now in double digits, My Man, sitting at 10. Did I mention that Duke is bowl eligible?
MORE SHOCKING SHIT: Hugh Freeze decides it's a "good idea" to throw deep into double coverage, down three with a makeable kick to force OT. Go ahead, put some extra air under it so the safety can just walk over. Crazy Les Miles blows a load in his pants and just like that, WHank goes from a nice firm diddle last week to a 10 point mega-orgasm of unbridled hysteria this week. Welcome to the good times, Bubba. You have 9.
McLovin orbits @ 7 with the Louisville bye week. BirdTurds return to action next week.
BroFro, all engines burning and instrument panel on fire, racks up another "L" vs. the Ponies yet, maddeningly, he remains @ 7. Want to see more suffering here. Not comfortable with this situation.
Iowa doesn't play and CCS stays at 5. El Floppo on the season, if you ask me.
Dpo. Meechy. 3. You are in hell. I almost feel sorry for you.
SeaDawg. Baylor with the bye. 2. Stays there. Probably forever.

Negative Territory:

OH MY GOD! Watching USC is like watching the stock market. Lose a tough one to the Utes and the AP lays down yet another Trojan ream. Crash dive from #20 to just plain fucking out of it. Minus 10 on the weekend. Your new home is minus 5, Sock.
Which isn't as bad as -7. Which is where Timmy! lives, even after a rare Badger "W".
Nor as bad as minus 8 which is where Q woman hangs her hat after besting the Beavers of OSU.

Onward.

Start thinking Heismaniac.

Jimbosuke.