Week 14 Results.
KState 51, Kansas 13. 4 point weekend pumps Randude up to 29.
McLovin'. Yes, that McLovin'. This fucker had no more than a snowball's chance a few months ago and here he is, logging in at #2, with a resurgent Louisville Cardinals squad.
Louisville 44, Kentucky 40 in a gloriously fight-marred contest. AP love gives him 5 total. 20.
McLovin' has a butt-buddy in the #2 position: Snottie.
Sparty 34, Penn St. 10. 1 for the win, 3 for the move up, 1 for the no drop. 20.
Next up, SeaGra. Baylor 48, TTech 46. Baylor signal caller out with a concussion in this one. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, naught for not moving up: 18. Say hello to Mr. Liberace, SeanniePants.
Georgia Tech 30, Georgia 24 in OT. Jimbosuke, perfume his manly beard with roses and buttermilk, takes a nasty tumble. AP hating on His Majesty. Minus 7 weekend. 16.
Tbone. What do we really know about him? Precious little. Wisconsin 34, Minnesota 24. The Badgers walk away with Paul Bunyan's axe. 5 point weekend. 14 for the Teeser.
BYU 42, Cal 35. BroFro and his kryptonite testes continue to crawl up from the grave. How can this be happening? Why am I so disappointed that he's not taking a serious bath? 11 points for this guy.
The Bearded Clem. Duke 41,Wake Forest 21. 1 for the win. For ClemboSlice, this is a successful season. Logs in at 9. He'll go to a bowl. He's going to be okay. Probably undergo a profound and awkward personality change after finishing in the black two years in a row. We'll just have to deal with it.
Nebraska 37, Iowa 34. Corndogs over CornPone. Farewell, Bo Pellini. Naught into naught equals naught on the weekend. CCS at 7.
TOSU 42, Meechy 28. It was a lot closer than that. DPo goes naught for the weekend. Still has 5. Good news, bad news: You lost to TOSU. But you are now free of Dave Brandon and Brady Hoke. Things can only get better.
DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! LSU 23, Texas A&M 17. WHank rolls and heads to the north of negative territory. 1 for the win. 2 for the landing @ 23. 5 for the Diddle. 8 point weekend leaves him at +4.
Negative Territory:
USC 49, Notre Dame 14. Here is some AP bullshit at it's finest. The AP has a perpetual boner for the Domers. We all know this. USC is the AP yo-yo team of the century. True. Yet, when the Troymen whup they ass o' Notre Dame they get no diddle? 1 for the win. SockPuppet at minus 3.
Stanford 31, (#8) UCLA 10. Now, what the fuck, right? Stanford is winning every week. They score a huge upset over a top ten team. Yet...NO AP LOVE. Doesn't make sense. 1 for the win. Q-babe lives at minus 6.
A Bientot, Bros,
Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life
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ReplyDeleteGonna bet some OSU ass tonight,
Other than that we don't know much.
How bout them Buckeys, Teeba?
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