Republicans in Congress threaten government shut down.
Russia slides into recession.
ISIS continues anti-social behavior.
GG MARCHES ON!
GG Week 15 - Conference Championships.
Here's the play, My People:
2 for each win. Upsets pay 5 each. Sweep (can you IMAGINE?!) pays 25.
PAC-12 Championship: Arizona(#11) vs. Oregon(#2). Santa Clara, Ca. Oregon favored by 13.5.
BiG Champs: Wisco(#14) vs. TOSU(#6, MEN OF THE SCARLET & GRAY!). Indianapolis, Indiana. Wisconsin by 4. Told ya' so.
SEC Champs: Alabama(#1, fuck you, Nick Saban) vs. Missouri(#17). Atlanta, GA. 'Bama by 14.5.
ACC Champs: Florida State(#3) vs. GeoTech(#12). Charlotte, NC. FSU by 4.
Kansas State(#11) @ Baylor(#7). Not an official conference championship but that's what this game amounts to. Too close to call, no favorite. Pick this and pick up 2 points and get that much closer to the sweep.
Roll the bones.
Results of last week's action coming.
Jimbosuke
Pile says:
ReplyDeleteArizona
TOSU
Missouri
Florida State
Baylor
I smell the stench of desperation.
DeleteNice, McLovin'. First entry. Way to be on top of it, Bitch.
ReplyDeleteStill, Dude. FSU?
ReplyDeleteOregon
ReplyDeleteWisconsin
Alabama
Georgia Tech
Baylor
Heretic. May gerbils enter your anus.
DeleteNumber 1 rule of anus gerbil club: You don't talk about anus gerbil club.
DeleteMy bad.
DeleteOregon, Wisconsin, Alabama, Florida State, Baylor
ReplyDeleteBlaspheming ManWhore!
DeleteI feel compelled to pick TOSU so Jimbosukme doesn't call me a name.
DeleteSound strategy, DingleHole.
Deleteoregon, TOSU, Bama, FSU, Baylor
ReplyDeleteThat's the stuff, Bro'!
DeleteArizona
ReplyDeleteAlabama
Wisconsin
Baylor
Florida State
Clem
ButtStabber and sinner. You are going to hell.
DeleteArizona
ReplyDeleteAlabama
Men of the Scarlet and Gray. TOSU.
Baylor
Gerogia Tech
Surprise, Surprise... 'bosuke picks the upsets, how many points does that make you eligible for? Weren't you just down 15 a couple weeks ago. A thinly veiled attempt to fuck us over, I hope you burn like "the men of the scarlet are gay"
DeleteOregon
Bama
Wisco
Baylor
Tech
-Sock
Blaspheming Bag of Human Excrement:
DeleteI could pick up 25 points for the sweep. Or I could pick up close to that even without the sweep. You, too, could pick up 25 by picking all favorites and the Baylor game correctly. But, if you pick all favorites and whiff on even one I will probably gain on you. That is my clever strategy. Which, after last nights blow out win by Oregon, does not look so clever any more.
Fuck 'us' over? Who is 'us'? I'm just trying to fuck YOU over.
Randude texts his picksL
ReplyDeleteOregon
Alabama
TOSU (that's the shit, Dawg!)
Kansas State
Florida State
Oregon - RichRod ate Brady Hike's puppy. Move back two spaces.
ReplyDeleteWisconsin pounds OSU like a fraternity pounds a drunk sorority girl.
Alabama smashes draft day cake in Mizzou's face. Licks off the detritus. We all feel awkwardly uncomfortable. Michigan says, "we like the cut of your jib. Any coach humiliated by Saban is good enough for us." Pinkel packs bags for Ann Arbor.
FSU rapes GT, claims it was consensual. Ramblin' Wreck's bloody cooch says otherwise.
Baylor - mostly a vote against Randude. And Baylor girls are pretty, as long as they keep their fucking mouths shut.
All favorites picking Pervert. Cast ye down to hell fire.
DeleteBroBoring pix Ore, Wisco, Bama, FSU, Baylor
ReplyDeleteWisco? Scumbag!
DeleteYes I am as worthless as a used Raincoat, perfumed one, but she's from tacheedah and tells me how to spend my money
ReplyDeleteQ called in last night, pre-kickoff:
ReplyDeleteOregon
Wisconsin
Alabama
FSU
Baylor.
Another non-believer.
Repent, Devil-woman!
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