Bowlapalooza, Chapter 8 Results

Bill Snyder: KSU Guru

West Virginia ass-whupped by Miami, 14-31. Bowl points for Randude.
Utah squeaks by Indiana, 24-26.
Texas A&M loses a close one to Kansas State, 28-31. Bill Snyder is what, 95 and still winning?

KLittlePony with the SWEEP. Add 5 to take back the lead at 55.
CCSuckie with the SWEEP. Add 5 to go to 54.
DPo with the deuce. Makes it 52.
BroFancy with the double. Makes it 51.
SeanSuck with 2 brings him up to 47.
Killer Babe with only 1, 46.
BoSuke with just 2, 47.
Randilingus hammers  home the SWEEP. Adds 5 to go to 44.
McLuvin'. Deuce. 43.
Snottie. 2. 42.
SockPocket. Uno. 38.
Teebs. Satellite pictures have him riding a yak through Kazakhstan doing God knows what. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 7 Results

Chapter 7.
A total disaster.
Out of 11 people that picked (Teebs would have been the twelfth but, well) 9 got ZERO right.
Randy picked the Baylor game. And McLuvin' had the biggest day with 2 out of 3.

Minnesota 17 over Washington State 12.
Boise State goes down to Baylor, 12-31. No bowl points for BroFace.
Pitt bows to Northwestern, 24-31.

DPud 0, has 50.
KFoofer 0, 50.
CCS 0, 49.
BroFart 0, 49.
KillerBomb 0, 46.
BoDouchy 0, 45
SeaScrotum 0, 45
McLuvin' 2, Baylor and Northwestern. 41.
Snottie 0, 40
Randude 1, 39
SockPuppet 0, 37
Teebs. Deep Cover. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 6 Results

Chapter 6:

NCState upsets Vanderbilt, 41-17 Ass-beat.
Temple Owls can't catch up to Wake Forest, 26-34 the final.
Army knocks off North Texas. Never bet against a service academy, sayeth the Mind Freak.

DPo. Nails the Army game. Thank God for that stupid N. Texas trick play. 1. 50.
KLittlePony. Ditto. 1. 50.
CCSuck. Also loves the Army Black Knights. 1. 49
BroFace. Let down by the Owls. 2 to go to 49. Progress.
KillerBlossom. Lovin' the USMA. 1. 46. Lost some ground.
'BoSucky. Thank you, Army. 1. 45. Outlook: grim.
SuckySeannie. Temple Owls fuck over. 2. 45.
Snottie. Got one courtesy of the Black Knights. 40.
Randong. Nailed the NC State game. Otherwise... meh. 1 to go to 38.
SockLoser. Army helps you avoid the goose egg. 1 to go to 37.
McLuvin'. Holy fucking SHIT. 3/3. SWEEP. 5 to go to 39. I think rehab was worth it for you.
Teebs. "Business Trip" to Beijing got messy. Extended hospitalization. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 5 Results

Chapter 5:

Ohio Bobcats bested by Troy, 23-28.
Hawai'i with the upset as turn-overs doom Middle Tennessee, Rainbow Warriors 52-35.
Miami of Ohio loses by a whisker to Mississippi State, 16-17.

CCS gets 2 out of 3. 48. How was your time at the top, Chipendale?
BroFuck with the deuce. 47.
KManBoyLove 3 for 3, SWEEP to retake the lead at 49.
Killer Bee stumbles. Only 1 this time. 45.
DPucker is perfect in this chapter. 5 for the SWEEP. Tied for the lead with 49.
BoSuke with a pair to go to 44.
SeannieBronie with a double to go to 43.
Snottie takes 2 to rise to 39.
SockPuppet really struggling. 1. 36. Not paying attention?
McLuvin' gets 2. Major step forward for this douche. 34.
Randbung nails 1,2 and 3. SWEEP. Almost respectable at 37.
Teebs! Pour a little 4-Loco on the ground for our lost Homie. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 4 Results

Idaho upsets Colorado State, 61-50. Sheeeiiiit.
Central Meechy dropped by Old Dominion, 24-20.
Louisiana Tech edges Navy 48-45.

No sweeps.

CCS adds 2 and holds the lead at 46.
BroFroski picks up the deuce and steps to 45
KBroniePony falters and picks only 1. 44
Killer Bitch takes 2 and moves into a tie for third. Makin' moves. 44
DPo has 2 to go to 44.
BoSuke nabs 2 to go to 42. Got to love this guy.
SeanScuz gets a pair to go to 41. Remember when Seannie was somebody in GG?
Snott. Deuce. 37. Train keep a rollin'.
SockPupa. 1. ONE. 35.
McLuvin'. I don't know you, if anybody asks. Zero. Stay at 32, Total Failure.
Randilingus. 1. Gag me. 32.
Teebs! Deep in the bunker, wallowing in shame. No entry. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 3 Results

Tulsa Golden Hurricanes ass-whip Central Meechy, 55-10 the final.
Western Kentucky dumps all over Memphis, 51-31.
BYU edges the Wyoming Cowboys 24-21.

DPo blows the Wyoming game. 2 to go to 42.
CCSlut crushes this one. SWEEP. 5 to become the new leader at 44.
SeanSuck with the deuce to go to 39.
BroFrog hits a homer. SWEEP. Add 5 to go to 43.
KMart adds 2. 43 is the total.
Killer Bee nails all three. SWEEP. 5 to go to 42. Climbing the ladder.
McLuvin'. What the hell is going on with you? Zero. Stay at 32.
Jimbosuke pounds one more out of the park. SWEEP. 5 to go to 40. So much better than McLuvin'.
Randildo gets the deuce to go to 31.
SockPuppet with the hat-trick and the SWEEP. 5 to go to 34. New life.
Snott keeps throwing strikes. All 3 spells SWEEP. 5 to go to 35.
Teebs! International hostage situation. Missing still. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 2 Results

GG Bowlapalooza, Chapter 2:

App State sneaks by the Toledo Rockets 31-28.
UCF curb-stomped by Arkansas State 31-13.
Southern Mississippi downs Louisiana-Lafayette 28-21.

KLube picks up 2 to take back the lead at 41.
DPo gets only one. "Second place: a set of steak knives". 40
CCSuperSuck with 1. 39 makes you third.
BroFellatio a sad 1 gives you 38.
SeaGrass, 2 to go to 37.
KillerBitch with the SWEEP, 5 moves her up to 37 as well. Big day.
Jimbosuke with a SWEEP. 5 to go to 35. Leap frogs....
...McLuvin'. Gets the deuce, best effort in awhile. 32
Randiddle. 1 to go to 29. some people have 40, Randy.
Snottie hits it out of the park. SWEEP to go from 25 to 30.
Sock with a 2 to land at 29
Teebs. AWOL. 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bowlapalooza, Chapter 1 Results

GG Bowls, Chapter 1:

North Carolina U loses to Grambling, 20-21.
New Mexico 23 over UTSA 20.
Houston man-handled by SDState, 10-34. Big day for Donnell Pumphrey.


KDawg: Sweep! 5 to go to the lead with 39.
DPull: 2, betrayed by Houston. Share the lead with 39.
CCSuck: 2 to go to 38.
BroFondle: 2 adds up to 37.
SeaScum: Big Fat Zero. 35. Losing your touch much?
Killer Bee: 2 gives her 32 total.
McLuvin': Poor performance. 1 to go to 30.
'BoSuke: 2 brings him up to 30. Yeah.
Randoop: 2 brings him to 28
Sock Puppet: Solid 2 jacks him to 27.
Snottie: Measly 1 brings him to 25.
Teebs: Mysterious disappearance. No entries. Another secret mission? 24.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Bowlapalooza News Flash

Turns out I forgot one.
The Quick Lane Bowl, Dec. 26th. Maryland v Boston College.

Here's what we do:

Go to the last group ( think it's group 14). Add the Quick Lane Bowl pick to your pick for the Sugar Bowl and the CFP championship game. This gives us a three game set. 1 for each win and 5 for the sweep.

I updated the "Shock and Awe" post.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Heismaniac 2.2 The Results Show

It was close and then it wasn't. Everyone had Ozzmatazz Jackson as the winner, as well as QB and ACC in their high scoring first row of the Heismaniac 2.2 grid. That is 105 points for the taking right there folks. So with an eight-way tie, we moved on to the second pick, which was Bisquiteen Watson. Now this round separated the scab from the chancre. Seannie and J-jizz failed to log any more points and brought up each other's rear. Further proof that their pillow talk led to group think. They were, effectively, no longer factors. But K-mart, McLuvin, Q and CCSpooge all picked up major points with the Watson pick. But it was C-Spooge  who cleaned house and swept the second row with a perfect 70 points. McLugnut and Qoooooh were second with 60 points.The rest of us - other than Seamonkey and J-jizz- all picked up 30 or 40 more points. 

The third row proved to be the toughest and only K-Y got points for his position selection of QB as the voters selected Boutros Boutros Mayfield as your second runner-up. CCSpunk had a ten point lead over McLuvin (McLuvin!) and Q going into the bonus/tie break round. Here I was awarding 2 points for each name you got right in the top 7 and 3 points for getting a name in the correct spot. 35 additional points up for grabs so the results were still in doubt. Qoooh, McLuvin and the DPo had 5 of the seven dudes correct. several dillholes had Smoochie Barrett. Laughable. Five dudes had two guys in the correct order;  the results of the bonus round were: McLuvin' (McLuvin'!) picked up 16 additional points, DPo added 15, K-pad, J-suck and CCSuck each added 14.

And the Winner of Heismaniac 2.2 is :

Chipenschlong!

Final Tally:

CCS: 189

McLuvin':181

Qooooh: 178

K-Mart: 169

DPo: 150

Paul: 143

Jimsucksatthis:119

SeaWeed:116

Bowlapalooza : Shock and Awe

Acknowledging the general dissatisfaction with dribbling out the Bowls 3 games at a time as they happen we are 'going in a different direction this year', Brothers and Sisters.
There will be one big release of all the bowls. You can take a look, do a little research but then you have to make all your picks all at once before December 17.

The games will be in batches of 3 games each. 1 for the win, 5 for the sweep. It's a tight race now so we're going to keep it simple. The only anomaly is the last two games, the Sugar Bowl and the College Football Championship. Otherwise it's a level playing field.

Group One: (all Dec. 17th)

Air Force Reserve Bowl;  North Carolina U vs Grambling. Atlanta, Ga., noon.
Gildan New Mexico Bowl: New Mexico vs UTSA (might be Univerity of Texas San Antonio) in Albuquerque, NM. 2 PM
Geico Las Vegas Bowl: Houston vs San Diego State. Las Vegas, Nevada. 3:30 PM

Group Two: (also, all Dec 17th)

Camellia Bowl: Appalachian State vs. Toledo. Montgomery, Ala. 5:30 PM
AutoNation Cure Bowl: UCF vs. Arkansas State. Orlando, Fla. 5:30 PM
New Orleans Bowl: Southern Mississippi vs. Louisiana-Lafayette. New Orleans, La. 9 PM

Group Three: (Dec. 19. 20 and 21)

Miami Beach Bowl: Central Michigan vs. Tulsa
Boca Raton Bowl: Western Kentucky vs. Memphis
Poinsettia Bowl: BYU vs. Wyoming

Group Four (Dec. 22 and two games on the 23rd)

Idaho Potato Bowl: Idaho vs. Colorado State
Bahamas Bowl: Eastern Michigan vs. Old Dominion
Armed Forces Bowl: Louisiana Tech vs. Navy.

Group Five (Last game of Dec. 23, Dec 24, first game of Dec. 26)

Dollar General Bowl:Ohio Bobcats vs. Troy
Hawai'i Bowl: Hawai'i vs. Middle Tennessee
St. Petersburg Bowl: Miami (Ohio) vs. Mississippi State

Group Six ( Dec 26, first game of Dec. 27)

Independence Bowl:NC State vs, Vanderbilt
Heart of Dallas Bowl: Army vs, North Texas
Military Bowl: Temple vs. Wake Forest

Group Seven (Dec 27, 28)

Holiday Bowl: Minnesota vs Wash State
Cactus Bowl: Boise State vs Baylor
Pinstripe Bowl: Pitsburgh vs. Northwestern

Group Eight: (Dec 28)

Russell Athletic Bowl: West Virginia vs Miami
Foster Farms Bowl: Indiana vs Utah
Texas Bowl: Texas A&M vs Kansas State

Group Nine: (Dec 29)

Birmingham Bowl: South Florida v South Carolina
Belk Bowl: Arkansas vs. Virginia Tech
Valero Bowl: Oklahoma State vs. Colorado

Group Ten: (Dec. 30)

Liberty Bowl: Georgia vs. TCU
Sun Bowl: Stanford vs. North Carolina
Music City Bowl: Nebraska vs. Tennessee

Group Eleven: (Dec 30, 31)

Arizona Bowl: South Alabama vs. Air Force
Orange Bowl: Michigan vs. Florida State
Citrus Bowl: LSU vs. Louisville

Group Twelve: (Dec 31)

TaxSlayer Bowl: Georgia Tech vs. Kentucky
Peach Bowl: Washington U vs. Alabama
Fiesta Bowl: Ohio State vs. Clemson

Group Thirteen: (Jan 2)

Outback Bowl: Florida Vs Iowa
Cotton Bowl: Western Michigan vs. Wisconsin
Rose Bowl
: USC vs. Penn State

Group Fourteen: (Dec 26, Jan 2 and 9)

Quick Lane Bowl: Maryland v Boston College
Sugar Bowl: Auburn v Oklahoma
College Football Championship: You pick it now. Wash U, Alabama, Ohio State or Clemson.

Roll the bones one last time, People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 14 Results

Week 14;

Washington U bungholes the Buffs. Wash U 41, Colorado 10. Don't look now but CCSumbitch is nosing into Untouchable Land. 5 for the win (conference playoff wins pay 5), 1 for the no drop, 6 on the weekend puts him at 37, the Leader.

Ohio State had the week off. 1 for the no drop. 28 for Q.

Louisville didn't play. Still, the AP moves them up 1 and they snag the no drop. 24 for SeaMonkey.

Teebs! Insult to injury. AP drops the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy 1 point. And they didn't play. 22.

McLovin' scores big. Clemson 38, Virginia Tech 20. DeShaun Watson impresses. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 6 pointer and he romps to 22. Tied with his butt-buddy Teebs!

Alabama downs Florida, 54-16. Too many injuries on the Gator squad to hang with the Elephant. KBronie drops 5 to 21.

Boise State had the week to rest. They are unranked now so a big fat naught for the weekend. BroFro still with 17.

Miami. Bye week. Randiddle gets zero. Has 12.

Florida State mysteriously moved up 2 by the AP on their week off. Snottie has 11,with the no drop.

Iowa. AP moves them up one. No drop makes it 2 for DPo. He's got 7.

Oregon. Bye. Weird new coach hire. SkHank with 0.

And thence into the Land of the Lost:

LSU. KillerBeyatch is ranked, but still negative. AP moves her up 2, 1 for the no drop. Minus 1. Win the bowl game and finish in positive territory. Probably still lose a ton of money.

Tennessee with the bye week. Minus 7. This was once a top 10 team. SockPuppet Sadness.

Oh. My. God. It can always get worse for 'BoSuke. Kansas State curb-stomps TCU 30-6 IN FORT WORTH. TCU cannot even score a touchdown against KSU at home. Am I even going to a bowl game? Who cares? TCU will lose. Minus 11.

Notre Dame. Bye week. Still minus 15. Horrible, horrible season in South Bend. If Brian Kelley wasn't an Irishman he'd be out on his ass. ClemboSlice suicide watch.

Prepare for the Bowls.

Jimbosuke
Commissioner for Life

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GG Week 14 Results

GG Week 14 Results:

There was some sweepin' goin' on:

Colorado flops, 41-10 they collapse vs the Huskies. Why did they leave the injured QB in?
Wisco bested by hated Penn State, 38-31. James Franklin seems like a decent dude. What the fuck he's doing at Penn State is beyond me.
Oklahoma cuts the Cowboys down to size, 38-20. At least Mike Gundy has the proud Mullet.

DPo takes 2, holds onto the lead with 37.
CCSuck with the deuce, now with 36.
Tie for third:
SeaShorts takes 2 to go to 35.
BroFro takes 2 to go to 35.
KYJellyPony grabs 2 for 34.
KillerBronie with the pair up to 30. No sweep fo you, Killah Bee.
McLoseIt has 2 added to go to 29.
'BoSuke slams the Sweep hard. 5 to go to 28. Love him.
Randongus has a pair tacked  on to go to 26.
SockPuppet gets a couple to go to 25.
Snottie goes from zero to  hero with the Sweep. 5 puts him at 24.
Teebs! returns to form with a Fiver and he also has 24.


Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Heismaniac 2.2 - The Peroration

The invites went out to the Downtown Athletic Club shindig this week and 5 dudes got the golden ticket. It is looking like this:

Jackson QB ACC

Westbrook WR Big 12

Mayfield QB Big 12

Watson QB ACC

Peppers LB/DB Big 10

Some things to note: No running backs were invited. That is kind of amazing, though it can be argued that Watson and Jackson are de facto running backs. But not up in here. For scoring, they are QBs.

No one from the SEC was invited. Suckers. I guess the bagmen don't make it north of the Mason-Dixon.

On the Heismaniac 2.2 grid you submitted, there are 9 possible scoring opportunities. Eight of us entered but nobody even sniffed out those Okies, nor the Big 12. Let's hope they are just in NY to be taunted for being hicks. At this point, only K-Mart has all grids still in play; as expected, McBooger has one third of his grid blacked out.

BRFL Week 13 Results

Wash U 45, Wash State U 17. 1 for the win, 2 for the move up. 1 for the no drop. Win this weekend and it's "hello, playoffs", Chipenhausen. You're like Jason, reaching for the Golden Fleece. Sort of. God Almighty Jesus, you have 31 and you are our Leader.

My eyes well with tears. The Glory of the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. Q, the Witch Queen, vanquishes the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy. TOSU 30, Michigan 27 A crazy week in Columbus, Ohio.
1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Q checks in at 27. The Brass Ring within her grasp.

Florida takes a Gator Douche to FSU. Florida 13, FSU 31. KBroniePorno drops 2 to 26.
Good enough for the Liberace. Which is good enough for me, Buster.

But wait! There's more. Michigan  may not be done yet. A double OT loss to a team ranked higher than you is not, in the eyes of the Almighty AP, that big a deal. TOSU 30, Michigan 27, in double OT. Teebs! drops only 2 and needs only a misstep by Clemson or Washington or Wisconsin to be RIGHT BACK IN THIS FUCKER. Teeblations at 23.

Louisville 38, Kentucky 41. Wait. What? Does Louisville, in fact, suck? Lamar Jackson. Gaudy rushing stats but...three picks? Heismaniac just got a lot more interesting. Minus 5 power dive for Seannie G who sits at 22. God. Remember when it looked like you were going to win this thing? Personally I found that depressing. Now you are staring down the barrel of the Chik-Fil-A bowl.

Boise St 20, Air Force 27. Never bet against a Service Academy. Mind Freak said that years ago. Before the BRFL broke him. BroFro takes the Ream. Drops 5 additional points on his way down.
Blue Bronies not good to you. 17 is your new address.

Clemson 56, South Carolina 7. McLovin' opens a major can of whoop-ass on in-state rival SowCow. 1 for the win, 1 for move up. 1 for the no drop. Lands at 16. More importantly, he's playoff bound, if he takes care of business vs. Vagina Tech. Balls in  your court, McCheese.

Miami 40, Duke 21. Dead is dead, Randilingus. You get 1 for the win. Welcome to 12. You're bowl eligible. I see you breaking even or winning a dollar. I hope it was worth it.

Florida 13, Florida State 31. Snottie Rising. Seminoles Tomahawk the Gators and it's 1 for the win, 3 for the move up and a no drop adds 1 more. Bumps the SnotMaster up to 8 but that's about as far as it goes. Not eligible for the conference championship game. Good luck in the Meinecke Car Care Bowl, Loser.

Iowa 40, Nebraska 10. Diddle! Diddle! Diddle! Are you fucking kidding me, DPo? You land at  AP #22 (+3), 1 for the win, and +5 on the Diddle. Nine point bonanza. Out of the darkness, into the light. + 5 is your  new total.

Oregon 24, Oregon State 34 Henry's season comes to an ignominious end in Corvallis: losing to Oregon State for the first time since 2007. 34-24, Beavers over Ducks. No big surprise that the Oregon coach, Mark Helfrich, got the boot after this one. What a fucking disaster. I don't think you're bowl eligible. Hang your head in shame, Bitch. You finish with 0.

Tennessee 34, Vanderbilt 45.  Kyle Shurmur: 21/34 for 416 yds and 2 TDs. Unfortunately, "Kyle Shurmur" is Vanderbilt's QB. Who would you rather fire (be honest) Brian Kelly or Butch Jones?Suck into suck equals suck. 4-4 in conference play. God. I feel sick. Ream you, God damn it! Minus 1 on the way down. Here you are at minus 7, SockGenius. I'm not sure I want to hang out with you anymore.

LSU 54, Texas A&M 39. LSU scores at will and dumps TAMU. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 4 for the move up. Bowl eligible and, by bowl time, you may have a Two Headed Monster at RB. +6 this week but, ultimately, a hugely disappointing season as you stand at -4. And you've had another coach shot out from under you, Killer Bee. You are, like, the Coaching Kiss of Death. First Mark Richt and now Les Miles. If I'm a coach in the SEC, I don't want to hear you knockin'.

TCU 31, Texas 9. How to feel about this? A totally irrelevant game, played between two terrible teams. In Austin. The bell tolls for Charlie Strong. Jimbosuke with a horrific pick. TCU might be good  next year. Fat fucking lot of good that does me at the pay out this year. Hatred. Minus 11.

USC 45, Notre Dame 27. In South Bend. USC hammers the Domers. Why in the name of Christ would you keep the Chameleon, aka Brian Kelly, around? The players are transferring. If I have Notre Dame on my schedule as a coach I just pencil in "ass-whip". ClemboSlice, you are roasting in hell fire. Minus 15. My Brother. We have the worst teams in the BRFL.

On to the Conference Championships, Brothers and Sisters,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Conference Championship wins are worth 5 points. See "The Living Document" (BRFL Rule Book).

Final Four - The College Football Playoff Clusterfuck

Final Four

With the final college football playoff poll hinging on this weekend's slate of contests, only two teams are sure things: Alabama and O$U. Realistically, this is a year where there is no question who the best team is: Alabama has no peers, or is it piers, I always forget. It pains me to say that but the NCAA is toothless and has always turned a blind eye to the goings on in the SEC so Bama's reign, or is it rain, I always forget, continues. Ohio State is the second team in the country and despite that, will not be playing for the B1G championship in Indy. We know how things roll down there on the banks of the Olentangy. Whoa, Nellie!

So then there is #3 Clemson taking on Virginia Tech. Apparently VT only sucks when I pick them as my BRFL team. A Clemson loss could make things interesting. Washington currently sits at #4 and they take on Colorado, who are in the top 10 despite a 17 point loss to Michigan, after Michigan outscored them 45-7 in the last 3 quarters. Go Buffs. Does a Colorado win put Michigan in the final four?

The B1G championship pits two more top ten teams who Michigan beat by a total of 46 points. If the committee takes Penn State, I join Jimmy H and be like:

Prediction for the weekend: Chaos.

GG Week 14, Conference Championships

Welcome to the Conference Championships, BRFLers.

(#8) Colorado vs Washington U (#4)
Santa Clara, California.

(#6) Wisconsin vs (#7) Penn State
Indianapolis, Indiana

(#10) Oklahoma State @ (#9) Oklahoma
Norman, Oklahoma

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Roll the bones, My Friends.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Results: Rivalry Week

First, the most detailed and rational analysis of the Forever Infamous Spot appears on, of all places, MGoBlog and supports the 1st down call. If you take the strict definition of a first down. A first down is defined as "reaching the line to be gained".
Which  JTBarrett did. Hats off to this Michigan Man for having the presence of mind to consider the parallax error amidst all the bleating and counter-bleating from less sophisticated fans.

Michigan's defense completely owned TOSU after the first drive. Our kicker was in melt down mode. The Meechy D line sacked JTB something like 8 times. But Coach Khaki pants couldn't close the deal during "win time" and let TOSU hang around long enough to find their offensive footing. All those wasted plays with Jimmy Peppers in the Wildcat. What for?

Bitter Khakis.

Ohio State 30, Michigan 27 in double OT.

Dalvin Cook runs rough-shod over the Gators.

Florida 13, Florida State 31.

Alabama's defense is better than Michigan's. Maybe. And that's saying a lot.

Auburn 12, Alabama 30.

Here's how the GG Faithful did:

DPo. Glory, yes, but at what cost? Sweeps 5 to take the lead at 35.
CCS. A Sweep jacks him up to 34. DPo, can you hear him knocking?
SeaGra. DePosed because, basically, you picked Meechy. 33. How does third place sound, Bitch?
BroFro. Sweeps hard up to 33. 5 points tastes good, eh, Bro'?
KBronieManBitch. Be true to your school, say the Beach Boys. Fucking idiots. 2 to go to 32.
Killer B.  2 to go to 28. Still in it but losing altitude.
McLuvMuffin': 2 to go to 27.
RandJob. Power sweep to 24. Nice pull.
SockMonkey. 2 to go to 23. Honorable mention.
'BoSuke. Showed solidarity with the Plainsmen. Kicking myself in the ass. 2 to go to 23.
Snottie. 3 picks, 3 whiffs. Here's your Zero, Meechy picking ManWhore. 19.
Teebs! You picked the 'Bama game correctly. I'm in awe. Give Mike Hart a call. 19. Douche.

Best wishes,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Ohio State Michigan - The 'Baugh Also Rises

Michigan Hate Week: The Ghost of Tim Biakabutuka

Michigan Hate Week, Day 4.

DPo, I see your GG pick.
Did you see the Indiana - Meechy game last week? Coach Khakis may be a little weird but he knows how to adjust. De'Veon Smith took that game over behind some pretty stout blocking. Indiana doesn't suck. It reminded me a little of the '95 Nightmare when Touchdown Tim Biakabutuka ran through TOSU, to quote Satan, "like shit through a tin horn."

And this year's Meechy defense is better than '95.

Sweaty palms. Dealing with Michigan week is never easy.

Death or glory and to hell with Michigan!

It's Hate Week, Brothers and Sisters!

https://youtu.be/96QGneYixkM

Week 12 BRFL Results

Michigan hate week, day 3.

Week 13 BRFL.
I said we all needed a Louisville loss. The Cardinals did not disappoint.

Who is this KBroniePonyBitch? Why did I bring him into the fold? Hating. Florida Gators 16, LSU 10. 1 for the win, 8(!) for the move up, 1 for the no drop, 10 point bonanza, Suddenly, this He-She is in the lead with 28.

Seannie SquishMitten: Louisville 10, U of Houston 36. Disaster strikes. Can happen in any home. At any time. That's why there is "insurance". Except in the Utopia of the BRFL. No insurance here, Teddy Brosevelt. Minus 8 sayeth the AP. You have 27, tied for the 2nd.

Wash U 44, Arizona State 18. Seattle Suck Machine asserts itself against a nobody ball club. 1 for the move up. 27 to bring CCS into a share of second place. Big deal.

Boise St. 42, UNLV 25. 2 point move up for the BroFro. A share of #2 at 27. The diabolic BroPlan is working. Hate him for that.

THE Ohio State University over Moo U. 17-16 in East Lansing. Buckeye defense rises up. 2 point weekend. Q the Kitten-Queen at 25. See below for scenarios. Liberace uber alles!

Teebs! resurfaces. Meechy 20 over Indiana 10 in the Big House with the back up QB. Line up and run the football. Jackson Peppers is a non-factor but Meechy has some lads that can play. Clash of the Titans on the horizon. 25 for Teeblations.

Clemson 35 over Wake Forest 13. Somehow McBitch gets a move up point for that. 13 for McLuvin'.

Miami 27, NCState 13. How did this happen? I thought NC State was good. Randingleberry grabs 1. Has 11.

Florida State 45, Syracuse 14. Snottie gets a gift 2 point move up for beating the Orange. Wow. 4 point weekend. Up from the depths of Negative Hell. 3 in the BRFL.

Oregon 30 over Utah 28. Shocking. SkHank straddles The Line with 0 after picking up 1.

And then there's Negative World.

Tennessee blows out Missouri 63-37. Sock Puppet gets 1 for the win, DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE 5 points, then 1 more for landing at 24. 7 point mega-weekend pushes him near the Line of Cosmic Identity. Minus 1 for SockPuppet.

Iowa blanks Illinois, 28-0. Kirk Ferentz receives a few extra million. No surprises here. Hawkeyes turning on the juice. Too little, too late for DPong. 1 for the moves him up to -4.

Florida 16, LSU 10. Killer Bee is dealt a crippling chomp. Merciless 9 point AP plunge. Avoids the Ream. But, still, minus 10 and her season is in the ditch.

Hello, Darkness. TCU curb-stomped by Oklahoma State and the Mullet-headed Head Coach., 31-6. Every week it can't get worse. Every week it does. I know what hell feels like. JimboAbsoluteSucky at minus 12.

Hey there, ClemBronie. Remember when I "helped" you with that USC pick last year and  you lost 300+? Well, USC is kicking ass this year. Pulled the trigger on the TroyMen a year too soon, apparently. This year's pick? Notre Dame? When I surfed over to their channel they were handling Virginia Tech. Alas. It was not to be. Virginia Tech 34, Golden Domers 31. Scarface deals you a fatal hand. You remain at the bottom of this shit pile. Minus 15. Don't despair. I'm losing to Texas this week.

Talking this weekend and Scenarios:

Meechy v TOSU could not loom larger, BRFL speaking. The winner goes to the conference championship and the potentially point rich playoff run that entails. Clemson, Florida, Wash U already headed to conference championships. But it's THE GAME that's the big show this weekend. Mitigating factor? WAR EAGLE. If the Plainsmen knock off Alabama look for Wash U to be knocking on that playoff door. And the whole playoff thing to be, well, just totally fucked up.

"Our honor defend, we will fight to the end for  Ooooo-hiiiii-O!"

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Flush twice. It is a long way to Columbus

GG Week 13, Michigan Hate Week, Day 2

Ohio State hopes so and says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop.

Columbus Dispatch

Jim Harbaugh eats boogers when he's up 51- 14.
Michigan Hate Week rolls on.

Let's roll out GG, Rivalry Week:

Iron Bowl. #16 Auburn (War Eagle) @ (#1) Alabama.
(#13) Florida Gators @ (#15) Florida State: KLittleBronie vs. Snottie
(#3) Michigan @ (#2) Ohio State. Teeblations vs. Q. Big Blue vs. the Men of the Scarlet and Gray.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Results

Welcome to Michigan Hate Week,

GG week 12 was kind of a non-event.
Of course every douche in GG-world went for Louisville, including 'BoSuke. But didn't I tell you to be careful with this one? Tom Herman, the UH coach, is a Mensa Society member, meaning he's crazy smart, and he was the master mind behind the Urban Meyer Death Machine 2014 King Cardale Jones Nat'l Champs team. He was the offensive coordinator. he'll probably be the next coach at Texas and then watch out.
Houston made the Cardinals look silly, Seannie. Admit it. You'll feel better. Your season is on life-support now.
The only GGer who didn't go for L'ville was Teebs! who, in an apparent reprise of his mysterious disappearing act last year, failed to enter any picks.

So, no sweeps. And a lot of  "ones".

SeaScum. Add 1 to go to 31.
DPussy. Add 1 to go to 30.
KBroniePony. Add 1 to go to 30.
CCSuckBalls. Add 2 to pop up to 29.
BroFro. 1 to reach 28. Metal Detector, Bitch. Best tool in the universe other than McLuvin'.
KillerBitch. Strong pull with 2 to go to 26. Grrrrrrr.
McLuvin'. Good show, Foofer. 2 to go to 25.
SockPuke. Season of Pathos continues. 1 to go to 21.
'BoSuckyLongTime. Fucking loser. 1 to go to 21.
Randilingus. 1 to go to 19. You are, like, really bad at this.
Snottie. 1 to go to 19. I have no words to describe your abject failure.
Teebs! Nice move on the pussy out. 18, Mr. No-show.

Let's move on.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 12

GG week 12;

Louisville (#5) @ Houston (UNR)
THIS IS A THURSDAY NIGHT GAME, SLUTS, SO GET THOSE VOTES IN!
Houston doesn't suck. Let's see if those Hiesman votes add up to shit, K, Bronies?

Oklahoma (#8) @ West Virginia U (#10)
Big Game Bob and Baker Gayfield vs. the Mountaineers in West Virginny. Anything can happen.

Oklahoma State (#13) @ TCU
You're laughing at the Horned Frogs but the Oklahoma State coach is sporting a mullet. On purpose.

Roll the bones, My Brothers and Sisters,

'BoSuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 11

It was a major week.

Louisville 44, Wake Forest 12. Win, No Drop, 2 for the move up, 4 total, Seannie G at 35. That's a lot of points, Friends.

Wash U goes down to USC, 26-13. Drop 3, CCS. But worse, playoff hopes are dimming. 24 now and this  may be as good as it gets. Do I feel bad for you? No.

BroFro. Boise State curb-stomps Hawaii 52-16, in Hawaii. Have to respect the focus. You pick up 4 and move to 23. You desperately need a Louisville loss. Fuck. What am I saying? We all need a Louisville loss.

Q, The Dominatrix. BRFL punch-line no more as she rides the Urban Meyer death machine for another week and an ass-whuppin' of hapless Maryland. TOSU 62, Maryland 3. No Heisman love for my boy JT Barrett? Fuck you. Just win, Baby. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, move up 4 in the AP to the #2 spot. That's a 6 pointer this weekend. Q at 23. Men of the Scarlet and Gray!

Teebs. Too bad there are road games, eh, Amigo? How very, very brief the glory. Iowa14, Meechy 13. KhakiPants must die. You have 22 after dropping 2 courtesy of the Almighty AP.

Florida 20, SowCow 7. KBronieFancyLad picks up 3 and stands tall at 18. LSU this weekend.

McLuvin'. Steep and deep depression. Dumbo goes for it on 4th down. Why? Punt the damn football. But no. The final is unranked Pitt 43 over Clemson 42. DeShaun Watson threw the ball 70 times. Unfortunately three of those were interceptions. Heisman? Not so much. You have 10, McCheese and you got off easy. Way easy. Bitch.

Miami 34, Virginia 14. You get a point, Randgina. Judge Keith tried to talk to me about this game because he's from Virginia (I guess). I laughed so hard I almost passed out. Maybe I did pass out. I don't really remember. Does it matter? No. you have 10.

Here's a truckload of Tools in negative territory, including a three way douche-off at minus 1:

Skank the HamSlammer: Oregon pasted by Stanford 52-27. Minus 1.

Killer Beyatch. LSU crushes the Pigs 38-10. Bert Bielema scouts car dealerships and other alternative career pathways. Killer gets 1 for the no drop, 1 for the win, 3 for the move up. Claws her way to Minus 1. Train. Keep. A rollin'.

Snottie. Earth to Snottie. Florida State nukes Boston College 45-7. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 3 for the move up. Is it come back time? No. Minus 1.

Mixed Emotions Moment. DPo. On the one hand he gets some wood as the Hawkeyes awake from a season long deep coma. Suddenly the O-line that everyone thought would make them a powerhouse comes together. They run over Meechy like a semi-truck runs over a squirrel. But...did it have to be Meechy, he asks himself?  Oh, well. I don't really care, truthfully. Iowa 14, Meechy 13. 1 point for the Hawkeyes. Minus 5 for the DPo.

Tennesssee 49 over Kentucky 36. Kentucky sucky fucky so let's not get too excited here, Sock Pup. What happened? Should have listened to Marty. Is it your quarterback who wants to transfer? Debacle in Knoxville. This time next year Butch Jones will be building model planes and "spending more time with family". Your demise is a given. Minus 8.

Jimbosuke. TCU with a bye. Hallelujah. The only way I can be sure not to pick up another loss. Minus 12. So far down it looks like up. Denise has confiscated all my belts and shoe laces. Doesn't seem fair.

ClemboSlice. Purple Face Brian Kelly whups up on the USArmy Military Academy, 44-6. Wow. I  hope you're proud of yourself, Brian. You Domer scumbag. Minus 15 for the Dutch Boy.

So much fun.

Yours sincerely,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Iowa v Meechy

And this is why I am so very, very happy that Jim Harbaugh is the coach of scUM.
I couldn't hate Rich Rodriguez. He was a megadouche who fetishized Josh Groban, doomed to failure because he just wasn't a "Meechy man".
And he was trying to run a PAC-12 offense in the BiG.
Fat Brady Hoke was so hopelessly in over his head that the only emotions he could inspire (even in Buckeye fans) were sympathy and pathos. I wanted to give him a hug.

But Harbaugh? Finally. A thing that I can hate without limits. I can hate this khaki-pants motherfucker from the moment I wake up until the moment that the second magnum of wine finally makes me "go to sleep".
Sometimes I dream about him being torn apart by wild dogs. Said dogs devouring his hipster glasses, shredding his M for Moron cap. These are nice dreams. Dreams from which I do not want to wake.

Here's how Jim Hardonbaugh deals with an injury to the quarterback who led the Wolverines to an undefeated season until Saturday and soldiered on through the final series with a fucking BROKEN COLLARBONE, which hurts. A lot.
Which is weird becuase the back up QB may actually be better than Speight.

I turned the game off when the Blue picked Iowa with, what, 1:38 left? And what does Khaki-Boy Long-Time do? Two runs that haven't worked all day, one to faux Heisman candidate Geoffrey Peppers, and then a super low percentage sideline throw downfield from his broken collarbone QB that stops the clock. ???...the fuck?
A line drive punt and (questionable) face mask later plus an uncharacteristic defensive meltdown and BOOP, Meechy is a one loss team and all BiG fans are going to have to learn how to say "James Franklin and Penn State are 2016 BiG Champions" without vomiting.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Results

GG week 11:

Baylor steps into suck-mode. Oklahoma 45-Baylor 24. Seth Russell carted off.
LSU runs through Arkansas like shit through a tin horn. 38-10, Tigers dominate Pigs.
USC whomps Wash U. Adoree Jackson. 26-13 Troymen.

Two sweeps, and two sweeps only: Seannie G. and 'BoSuke (Ja's blessings rain down upon Him).

Seannie G with the SWEEP. Add 5 to take the lead at 30.

MyLittleKBronie adds 2 to go to 29.
DPull trusts Bert Bielema. How'd that work out? Add 2 to 29.

Chip n' Dale grabs 2 to go to 27. There is no Liberace in GG. Bitch.
BroFro, slipping into darkness. Add 2 to 27.

Killer Bee. Add 2 to make 24.
McLuvin'. Simple mind, simple picks. Add 2 to make 23.
SockPuppet. Season of the Yawn. Pick up 2, settle at 20
Whoa! Jimbosuke with the SWEEP. Out of the deep dark dungeon of despair. 20.

Randilingus. You picked Baylor. I hope you were drunk. I'd sure get drunk now if I were you. You got 1 on the weekend. 18. Sub-'BoSuke. How does that feel, Beeeeetch?!
Teebs! Was it a Wisconsin thing? That made you trust MegaVaj Bert? 1. You have 18. Ha ha ha.
Snottie. Two great picks and then...bamboozled by El Masturbatoro, (aka Bert). Shame. Humiliation. 18.

Another wonderful week in GG. Think I'll fry me some eggs and drink a magnum in honor of me.

'BoSuke.
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11

Hello, Fancy Lads.

Baylor (#25) @ Oklahoma (#(9).
Baker Mayfield goes down on Shock Linwood. Or maybe it's the other way around.
You make the call.

LSU (#19) @ unranked Arkansas. Not as far fetched as it seems. Pick carefully, Obe wan Kenobi.

USC (unranked) @ (#4) Washington U Huskies. Seems like a no-brainer? Who has Wash U beaten?

Roll the bones, Boners.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 10 Results

Louisville 52 over Boston College 7. More heroics from Lamar Jackson. One man army. Seannie G breaks on through to the other side of 30. He has 31, still The King.

Wash U blows up Cal 66-27. What was the whole Marshawn Lynch bobble-head injury cart all about? He almost ran over one of the band with the thing. Jake Browning making a Heisman case.
CCS rolls to sole possession of second place with 27.

Meechy mauls Maryland 59-0. We're talking about Maryland here. Still, Teebs! ascendant with 24 BRFL points. Dreams of the Liberace dance in his head.

Boise State bounces back, 45-31 over San Jose State. Still, BroFro's ass is sucking canal water, play-off wise. Is he a BRFL genius or just a punk? You make the call. He has 19.

THE Ohio State University 62, Nebraska 3. Meyer's minions come to life. Curtis Samuel went to Erasmus Hall, HS, in Brooklyn, NY. That's all you need to know. QWoman. Blessings be upon her for keeping her faith in the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. 17 points.

Crash dive. Crash dive. Close all seaward hatches below decks. Bert Bielema and the Pigs down Florida 31-10. Nothing worse than that. An emasculating, cock-stomping weekend for K-Bronie.
Minus 12 on the weekend (not a misprint) and the Little Pony sits at 15. How brief the glory.

Clemson torches Syracuse 54-0. Does this mean anything? It does to McLuvin', last seen having multiple orgasms in Jamesville as his Tigers post up at 12.

Miami 51 over Pitt 28. Whole lotta' nothin'. Randoodle consoles himself by knowing he lives in Montana and the rest of us don't. 9 points for the sodbuster.

Let's get negative.

USC getting better every week. Can't say the same for the Ducks, SkHank. TroyMen 45, Oregon 20.
Minus 1 for you, Chancre.

Penn State drills the BiG punching bag for a couple hours on Saturday. PSU 41- Iowa 14. Somewhere someone is starting a "Fire Kirk Ferentz" web site. DPo in a living hell. Minus 6.

Alabama 10 over LSU 0, in Tuscaloosa. Alabama defense just too much and Killer Bee feels the pain.
It's minus 4 on the weekend for Ms. Bitch and she's back at -6. Personally, I thought the AP treated you poorly, KB.

.Florida State slips by NC State 24-20. Jimbo Fisher blaming refs again? Facts is facts. FSU just not that good. Snottie's 'sure thing' play off pick is a dog's ass with fleas. Minus 6 is your address, Scott.

Tennessee 55 over perennial power house Tennessee Tech, 0. Season of the Bitch rolls on for SockPullIt. Leave a message at 1-800-Minus 9.

The USNaval Academy puts another nail in Brian "the Chameleon" Kelly's coffin, 28-27 in Jacksonville. Why Jacksonville? Probably because a lot of asshole Domer alumni live there with their  blazers and penny loafers and perma-tans. Fuck them. ClemboSlice absorbs another body blow. Minus 16.

And here's the one that pisses me off:

TCU 62, Baylor 22. This game was in Waco. Baylor had the dumb-ass BLACK-OUT thing going on, sporting all black uni-s that cost probably more than I make in a year. The fans wearing all black which is pretty much what you wear every day in Waco because you're a fucking gothed-out hyper-Christian freak.
Baylor was #17 in the AP. Not, like, 24 or something. #17. TCU rolls in there with their super young team, wearing the same old doofy white get-ups with a dumb frog on the helmet and proceeds to just cock-whip Baylor like a bitch.
Kyle Hicks? 192 yards on 22 totes and 5 (yes, 5) TDs.
Kenny Hill? 17/30 for 244 yds and a TD.
A pick 6 for the defense to go with their 3 sacks, 5 pass deflections and 6 TFLs.
No turnovers.
Just total, down home, Texas-style, apocalyptic destruction of the #17 team in the AP.

And yet...no love. Not even a single vote.
'BoSuke Season of the Dog drags on.
Hate.
Life.
Minus 12,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Heismaniac 2.2 - Circle the Jackwagons

This is your reminder: Heismaniac ballots due Tuesday, November 8 (election day, see how that works?).Check out entry on October 25 for the how to's and what nots of the thing. If you are totally inept and can't use that scrolly wheel on your mouse to navigate back to October, go ahead and ballot yourself right here. I'll fix your shit from there.

The gig, in a nutsack:
Pick three dudes in order of finish.
Pick three positions (but only two of them can be the same).
Pick three conferences (but only two can be the same).
Player, position and conference do not need to match.


Update
Bonus Shit
Gimme 7 guys that are getting votes in order (Bonus Points). 'Bosuke coined it Magnificent 7. Fine, or Seven Deadly Dudes. Whatever. 2 points for each dude you list who ends up in the top 7 (no particular order). 3 points for each dude you get in the correct position.

November 8, Ladies and Germs. Vote!

GG Week 10 Results

Here's how it went down.

Navy over the Golden Domers 28-27. 6 of us picked the USN and 6 picked ND
Cornhuskers 3, The Men of the Scarlet and Gray 62. TOSU never punted. After struggling with Northwestern and losing to PSU I didn't see this total beatdown coming. Turns out Penn State doesn't suck.
Alabama 10, LSU 0. Who the hell is going to beat Alabama this year? War Eagle.

DPo adds 2, tripped up by the Domers. Still the leader with 28.
MyLittleKBronie SWEEPS to add  5. 27.

3 way log-jam at 25:

BroTatoeChip adds 2 to 25.
CCSlut adds 2 to 25.
SeaScum SWEEPS 5 to go to 25.

Killer Bee adds 2 to 22. Smart play on the Bama pick.
McLuvin' adds 2 to 21. Nebraska, Mike? Really?
SockPuppet SWEEPS to 18.
Randingus adds 2 to 17.
Teebs! adds 2 to 17. You picked the Huskers? Have you forgotten the stain of Tom Osborne?
Snottie adds 1 to 16. Horrible performance.

'BoSuke SWEEPS and maintains his lock on last place with 15. Go 'Suke!

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10

GG week 10:

A lot of boring games but...


Navy vs Notre Dame,  in Jacksonville, Fla.
#9 Nebraska @  #6 THE Ohio State University
#1 Alabama @ #15 LSU

Let's see those picks,

Jimbosuke,
Commikssioner for Life

BRFL Week 9 Results

Some major hurt for BroFro and SockPuppet.

Mechy 32 over MooU 23. 2 for Teebs and he racks up 22 total.

Washington with the season saving punt return. 31-24 over Utah. 2 for CCS, 25.

Louisville survives Virginia. Shouldn't have been this close as the Lville receivers had the dropsies early on. 32-25 Cardinals. 2 for Seannie to 29.

Safety turns out the lights on the Broncos. Boise bows to  the Wyoming Cowboys, 30-28. Not the kind of thing we see every day. Boise power dives minus 11 in the poll. BroFro singin' the blues at 17.

Florida chomps rudderless Georgia 24-10. KBronieBitch rocks 6 with the 4 point move up. Total 27.

Tennessee 21,  South Carolina 24. Ouch. What the fuck is going on in Knoxville? A drop of minus 7 from 18 and then the dreaded REAM, another minus 5 as the AP says bye-bye. That's minus 12 on a horrible weekend and the SockPuppet is in negative world with minus 10.

Clemson squeaks by Florida State 37-34. McLuvin's joy is Snottie's pain.
2 for McSlutsky for 10.
Snottie loses altitude, drops 7 spots to a total of minus 6.

Notre Dame 30, Miami 27.
Randingo's season continues to stink of shit. Naught on the weekend. 8 Total.
ClemboSlice gets a rare point for the ND win. He now has minus 16.

This week's loss for TCU comes at the hands of Texas Tech, a truly awful team that had previously not won a conference game. The Toads continue predictably terrible play on both sides of the ball. Jimbosuke with negative 13.

LSU bye week. 1 for the no drop and 4 for the AP move up. That's a hell of a bye week. 5  total brings the Killer Bee up to minus 2,

Iowa, bye. Suck. DPo. Minus 6.

SkHank a win over Arizona State. 54-35. Have the Ducks figured something out? Better late than never. Minus 1 for SkHancre,

The Standings:

SeaScum is King with 29
KBronieBitch with 27
CCSuck 25
Teebs! 22
SadBroFro 17
QWoman 15
MsLuvin' 10
Randingle 8
SkHank minus 1
KillerBitch -2
DPo -6
Snottie -6
SuckPocket -10
BoSuke -13 and honestly, it should be worse
ClamFace -16

Yours Sincerely,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioiner for Life

GG week 9 Results

Hard to believe but there was only one sweep and that went to McLuvin'. Nice pull.

DPo picks up 2, still in the lead with 26.
BroFro nabs 2 to go to 23
CCS scores 2 to go to 23
KBronie has 2 to 22
KillerBee gets 2 to 20
SeaScums 2 to 20
McLuvin' bursts from 14 to 19 with the sweep
Teebs 2 to 15
Snottie 2 to 15
Randilingus 2 to 15
SuckPuppet 2 to 13
And, of course, 'BoSucky, 1, bringing up the ass with 10. Double figures!

I hate you all,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9

GG week 9, and aspiring gurus everywhere dream of Fats Stacks o' Cash:

Nebraska (#7) @ Wisconsin (#11). Blackshirts vs. Badgers in the BiG.

Clemson (3) @ Florida State (12). DaboDweeb vs. Tomahawk Chop Assholes.

Miami U (UNR) @ Notre Dame (UNR). Dumb and Dumber.

Roll the bones, BRFLers.

PS: There's no Little Brother game on this slate but that won't stop me from taking a gratuitous shot at your current BRFL head man, Kirk Ferentz, DPo.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Don't forget the Little Brother matchup:

GG Week 8 Results

GG Week 8 Results.

Plenty o' sweeps on this one as there were few surprises.

DPo sweeps to the lead with 24. Didn't take the bait on the Ole Miss game.
BroFro sweeps to the #2 position. No slouch at 21.
CCS sweeps both nostrils with his index finger to sit tight at 21.
KCheese racks up one (Bama, tough pick) and has 20. Who's smelling whose arse now, Beavis?
SeaBiscuit logs a 5 pointer and jumps up to 18. La-de-dah, La-de-dah, Dah. Daaaah. Fucker.
Killer Bitch hammers the sweep. 5 points puts her right in the thick of it with 18. Nice.
McLuvNutz nabs 2. Arkansas? So douche. Still, with 14 you're not totally out of it. Yet.
Teebs! Takes in 2. Ole Miss does not win big games. Consider yourself schooled. 13 points.
Randilatio. 2 points. Dumb-ass Ole Miss pick thwarts your sweep. Flagellate yourself. 13.
Snotbooger. Takes 2. See above. 13, NetherHole.
SuckPuppet. 2. The state of Alabama was good to you. Climbing out of your hole. 11.
'BoSucky. Grabs 2. I think you hear me knockin', Bitches! 9. Train keep a rollin'.

Best,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Heismaniac 2.2 - Rectal Play

Your most hated BRFL contest is upon us. You have about 2 weeks to get your shit together and post your ballot in the blogosphere. Below are the rules of the contest, but lets face it, you won't read them anyway. So pay attention to # 6 and #7. That last one is new; we needed some sort of tie breaker because last year got too close due to overall incompetence among the lot of you.

Your shit is due November 8. I will post an entry a day or two before where you can enter your picks in the comments section. Questions? Fuck off.

Ballots Due November 8

Read the rules below, especially #6. Not sure why I bother mentioning it since you jackwagons are going to fuck it up anyway. Pick 3 dudes, 3 positions, 3 conferences. Your conference pick does not need to match your player's conference, you dig? Example: We are all picking Lamar Jackson as #1, but I'm hedging my bet and saying First Place: Jackson, RB, Big 10. See what I did there? Yeah, blew your minds. Jackson is NOT in the B1G but just in case he doesn't win, I picked a different conference and maybe I pick up some points for doing that. Maybe not. I can do the same thing with the position. It's called strategery, you dopes. 

Your Heismaniac 2.2: The Desolation Ballot Form:

	5pts	10pts	20 pts
	Conference	Position	Player
First	B1G	RB	Jackson	x3
Second	SEC	QB	Peppers	x2
Third	SEC	RB	Fournette	x1

Rules

#1. Pick the Conference the Heisman winner, runner up and third place dude come from.

Points: Picking the conference spot correctly gets you 5 points for third place, double points for second, triple points for first.

Example: I picked the Heisman winner comes from the B1G conference. If

he does, I get 15 points (5 for getting the conference and triple points for first place= 15 points).

Say I wiff on the first and second place finishers but the 3rd place winner is from

the SEC (even if it isn't Fournette). I get 5 pts x1 (for third place).

#2 Pick the Position of the winner/finalists

Same dillio. Maybe you only get the QB in 2nd place. 20 points.

#3 Pick the Playa. Get the winner right, 60 points!

#4. Most points wins. You can get player wrong and still get points for the position

or conference.

#5. Assuming 10 participants, payout is $60, $30, $10.

#6. As with all BRFL functions, an overriding concern is when you douches get "cute". We need to prevent your attempts at block voting, i.e. filling your ballot with all the same guy, same position

and same conference. Each "player" spot must be a different name; no conference can appear more than twice on your ballot and no more than two of the same positions can appear on your ballot. #7. As a BONUS, give me a list of 7 dudes that are getting named on ballots. Put them in order and I will start randomly awarding points - small points but valuable nonetheless since this may be a tie breaker. I decided it will be 2 points for every guy you get right who ends up in the top 7. Then 3 points for every guy you get in the right place.) Or it may be a backdoor way of me winning the whole thing. You will never know. That's the game of it.