BRFL Week 10 Results

Louisville 52 over Boston College 7. More heroics from Lamar Jackson. One man army. Seannie G breaks on through to the other side of 30. He has 31, still The King.

Wash U blows up Cal 66-27. What was the whole Marshawn Lynch bobble-head injury cart all about? He almost ran over one of the band with the thing. Jake Browning making a Heisman case.
CCS rolls to sole possession of second place with 27.

Meechy mauls Maryland 59-0. We're talking about Maryland here. Still, Teebs! ascendant with 24 BRFL points. Dreams of the Liberace dance in his head.

Boise State bounces back, 45-31 over San Jose State. Still, BroFro's ass is sucking canal water, play-off wise. Is he a BRFL genius or just a punk? You make the call. He has 19.

THE Ohio State University 62, Nebraska 3. Meyer's minions come to life. Curtis Samuel went to Erasmus Hall, HS, in Brooklyn, NY. That's all you need to know. QWoman. Blessings be upon her for keeping her faith in the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. 17 points.

Crash dive. Crash dive. Close all seaward hatches below decks. Bert Bielema and the Pigs down Florida 31-10. Nothing worse than that. An emasculating, cock-stomping weekend for K-Bronie.
Minus 12 on the weekend (not a misprint) and the Little Pony sits at 15. How brief the glory.

Clemson torches Syracuse 54-0. Does this mean anything? It does to McLuvin', last seen having multiple orgasms in Jamesville as his Tigers post up at 12.

Miami 51 over Pitt 28. Whole lotta' nothin'. Randoodle consoles himself by knowing he lives in Montana and the rest of us don't. 9 points for the sodbuster.

Let's get negative.

USC getting better every week. Can't say the same for the Ducks, SkHank. TroyMen 45, Oregon 20.
Minus 1 for you, Chancre.

Penn State drills the BiG punching bag for a couple hours on Saturday. PSU 41- Iowa 14. Somewhere someone is starting a "Fire Kirk Ferentz" web site. DPo in a living hell. Minus 6.

Alabama 10 over LSU 0, in Tuscaloosa. Alabama defense just too much and Killer Bee feels the pain.
It's minus 4 on the weekend for Ms. Bitch and she's back at -6. Personally, I thought the AP treated you poorly, KB.

.Florida State slips by NC State 24-20. Jimbo Fisher blaming refs again? Facts is facts. FSU just not that good. Snottie's 'sure thing' play off pick is a dog's ass with fleas. Minus 6 is your address, Scott.

Tennessee 55 over perennial power house Tennessee Tech, 0. Season of the Bitch rolls on for SockPullIt. Leave a message at 1-800-Minus 9.

The USNaval Academy puts another nail in Brian "the Chameleon" Kelly's coffin, 28-27 in Jacksonville. Why Jacksonville? Probably because a lot of asshole Domer alumni live there with their  blazers and penny loafers and perma-tans. Fuck them. ClemboSlice absorbs another body blow. Minus 16.

And here's the one that pisses me off:

TCU 62, Baylor 22. This game was in Waco. Baylor had the dumb-ass BLACK-OUT thing going on, sporting all black uni-s that cost probably more than I make in a year. The fans wearing all black which is pretty much what you wear every day in Waco because you're a fucking gothed-out hyper-Christian freak.
Baylor was #17 in the AP. Not, like, 24 or something. #17. TCU rolls in there with their super young team, wearing the same old doofy white get-ups with a dumb frog on the helmet and proceeds to just cock-whip Baylor like a bitch.
Kyle Hicks? 192 yards on 22 totes and 5 (yes, 5) TDs.
Kenny Hill? 17/30 for 244 yds and a TD.
A pick 6 for the defense to go with their 3 sacks, 5 pass deflections and 6 TFLs.
No turnovers.
Just total, down home, Texas-style, apocalyptic destruction of the #17 team in the AP.

And yet...no love. Not even a single vote.
'BoSuke Season of the Dog drags on.
Hate.
Life.
Minus 12,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life