GG Week 13 Results: Rivalry Week

First, the most detailed and rational analysis of the Forever Infamous Spot appears on, of all places, MGoBlog and supports the 1st down call. If you take the strict definition of a first down. A first down is defined as "reaching the line to be gained".
Which  JTBarrett did. Hats off to this Michigan Man for having the presence of mind to consider the parallax error amidst all the bleating and counter-bleating from less sophisticated fans.

Michigan's defense completely owned TOSU after the first drive. Our kicker was in melt down mode. The Meechy D line sacked JTB something like 8 times. But Coach Khaki pants couldn't close the deal during "win time" and let TOSU hang around long enough to find their offensive footing. All those wasted plays with Jimmy Peppers in the Wildcat. What for?

Bitter Khakis.

Ohio State 30, Michigan 27 in double OT.

Dalvin Cook runs rough-shod over the Gators.

Florida 13, Florida State 31.

Alabama's defense is better than Michigan's. Maybe. And that's saying a lot.

Auburn 12, Alabama 30.

Here's how the GG Faithful did:

DPo. Glory, yes, but at what cost? Sweeps 5 to take the lead at 35.
CCS. A Sweep jacks him up to 34. DPo, can you hear him knocking?
SeaGra. DePosed because, basically, you picked Meechy. 33. How does third place sound, Bitch?
BroFro. Sweeps hard up to 33. 5 points tastes good, eh, Bro'?
KBronieManBitch. Be true to your school, say the Beach Boys. Fucking idiots. 2 to go to 32.
Killer B.  2 to go to 28. Still in it but losing altitude.
McLuvMuffin': 2 to go to 27.
RandJob. Power sweep to 24. Nice pull.
SockMonkey. 2 to go to 23. Honorable mention.
'BoSuke. Showed solidarity with the Plainsmen. Kicking myself in the ass. 2 to go to 23.
Snottie. 3 picks, 3 whiffs. Here's your Zero, Meechy picking ManWhore. 19.
Teebs! You picked the 'Bama game correctly. I'm in awe. Give Mike Hart a call. 19. Douche.

Best wishes,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life