BRFL Week 11

It was a major week.

Louisville 44, Wake Forest 12. Win, No Drop, 2 for the move up, 4 total, Seannie G at 35. That's a lot of points, Friends.

Wash U goes down to USC, 26-13. Drop 3, CCS. But worse, playoff hopes are dimming. 24 now and this  may be as good as it gets. Do I feel bad for you? No.

BroFro. Boise State curb-stomps Hawaii 52-16, in Hawaii. Have to respect the focus. You pick up 4 and move to 23. You desperately need a Louisville loss. Fuck. What am I saying? We all need a Louisville loss.

Q, The Dominatrix. BRFL punch-line no more as she rides the Urban Meyer death machine for another week and an ass-whuppin' of hapless Maryland. TOSU 62, Maryland 3. No Heisman love for my boy JT Barrett? Fuck you. Just win, Baby. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, move up 4 in the AP to the #2 spot. That's a 6 pointer this weekend. Q at 23. Men of the Scarlet and Gray!

Teebs. Too bad there are road games, eh, Amigo? How very, very brief the glory. Iowa14, Meechy 13. KhakiPants must die. You have 22 after dropping 2 courtesy of the Almighty AP.

Florida 20, SowCow 7. KBronieFancyLad picks up 3 and stands tall at 18. LSU this weekend.

McLuvin'. Steep and deep depression. Dumbo goes for it on 4th down. Why? Punt the damn football. But no. The final is unranked Pitt 43 over Clemson 42. DeShaun Watson threw the ball 70 times. Unfortunately three of those were interceptions. Heisman? Not so much. You have 10, McCheese and you got off easy. Way easy. Bitch.

Miami 34, Virginia 14. You get a point, Randgina. Judge Keith tried to talk to me about this game because he's from Virginia (I guess). I laughed so hard I almost passed out. Maybe I did pass out. I don't really remember. Does it matter? No. you have 10.

Here's a truckload of Tools in negative territory, including a three way douche-off at minus 1:

Skank the HamSlammer: Oregon pasted by Stanford 52-27. Minus 1.

Killer Beyatch. LSU crushes the Pigs 38-10. Bert Bielema scouts car dealerships and other alternative career pathways. Killer gets 1 for the no drop, 1 for the win, 3 for the move up. Claws her way to Minus 1. Train. Keep. A rollin'.

Snottie. Earth to Snottie. Florida State nukes Boston College 45-7. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 3 for the move up. Is it come back time? No. Minus 1.

Mixed Emotions Moment. DPo. On the one hand he gets some wood as the Hawkeyes awake from a season long deep coma. Suddenly the O-line that everyone thought would make them a powerhouse comes together. They run over Meechy like a semi-truck runs over a squirrel. But...did it have to be Meechy, he asks himself?  Oh, well. I don't really care, truthfully. Iowa 14, Meechy 13. 1 point for the Hawkeyes. Minus 5 for the DPo.

Tennesssee 49 over Kentucky 36. Kentucky sucky fucky so let's not get too excited here, Sock Pup. What happened? Should have listened to Marty. Is it your quarterback who wants to transfer? Debacle in Knoxville. This time next year Butch Jones will be building model planes and "spending more time with family". Your demise is a given. Minus 8.

Jimbosuke. TCU with a bye. Hallelujah. The only way I can be sure not to pick up another loss. Minus 12. So far down it looks like up. Denise has confiscated all my belts and shoe laces. Doesn't seem fair.

ClemboSlice. Purple Face Brian Kelly whups up on the USArmy Military Academy, 44-6. Wow. I  hope you're proud of yourself, Brian. You Domer scumbag. Minus 15 for the Dutch Boy.

So much fun.

Yours sincerely,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life