Heismaniac 2.2 - Rectal Play

Your most hated BRFL contest is upon us. You have about 2 weeks to get your shit together and post your ballot in the blogosphere. Below are the rules of the contest, but lets face it, you won't read them anyway. So pay attention to # 6 and #7. That last one is new; we needed some sort of tie breaker because last year got too close due to overall incompetence among the lot of you.

Your shit is due November 8. I will post an entry a day or two before where you can enter your picks in the comments section. Questions? Fuck off.

Ballots Due November 8

Read the rules below, especially #6. Not sure why I bother mentioning it since you jackwagons are going to fuck it up anyway. Pick 3 dudes, 3 positions, 3 conferences. Your conference pick does not need to match your player's conference, you dig? Example: We are all picking Lamar Jackson as #1, but I'm hedging my bet and saying First Place: Jackson, RB, Big 10. See what I did there? Yeah, blew your minds. Jackson is NOT in the B1G but just in case he doesn't win, I picked a different conference and maybe I pick up some points for doing that. Maybe not. I can do the same thing with the position. It's called strategery, you dopes. 

Your Heismaniac 2.2: The Desolation Ballot Form:

	5pts	10pts	20 pts
	Conference	Position	Player
First	B1G	RB	Jackson	x3
Second	SEC	QB	Peppers	x2
Third	SEC	RB	Fournette	x1

Rules

#1. Pick the Conference the Heisman winner, runner up and third place dude come from.

Points: Picking the conference spot correctly gets you 5 points for third place, double points for second, triple points for first.

Example: I picked the Heisman winner comes from the B1G conference. If

he does, I get 15 points (5 for getting the conference and triple points for first place= 15 points).

Say I wiff on the first and second place finishers but the 3rd place winner is from

the SEC (even if it isn't Fournette). I get 5 pts x1 (for third place).

#2 Pick the Position of the winner/finalists

Same dillio. Maybe you only get the QB in 2nd place. 20 points.

#3 Pick the Playa. Get the winner right, 60 points!

#4. Most points wins. You can get player wrong and still get points for the position

or conference.

#5. Assuming 10 participants, payout is $60, $30, $10.

#6. As with all BRFL functions, an overriding concern is when you douches get "cute". We need to prevent your attempts at block voting, i.e. filling your ballot with all the same guy, same position

and same conference. Each "player" spot must be a different name; no conference can appear more than twice on your ballot and no more than two of the same positions can appear on your ballot. #7. As a BONUS, give me a list of 7 dudes that are getting named on ballots. Put them in order and I will start randomly awarding points - small points but valuable nonetheless since this may be a tie breaker. I decided it will be 2 points for every guy you get right who ends up in the top 7. Then 3 points for every guy you get in the right place.) Or it may be a backdoor way of me winning the whole thing. You will never know. That's the game of it.