Week 6 and the AP finally puts something out there:
A week of relatively light-weight carnage in the BRFL.
McLuvin's Clemson Tigers sink Boston College 56-10. Ass. Beat.
BroFro and the Smurf-Turfers down New Mexico U 49-21.
Q's Urban Meyer Death Machine dispatches Indiana 38-17. He ain't pretty, he's my Brother.
Meechy totally destroys Rutgers 78-0. Backstory: Coach Khaki pants is an asshole's asshole. Common knowledge. Why did he hang 78 on Rutgers? Because Chris Ash, the former co-defensive coordinator at THE Ohio University tea-bagged coach Khaki-gina in The Game last year and made him look like Prison Pussy.
CCS: Wash U dumps the SkHankster's Oregon Ducks 70-21. Are you feeling it, Chip'n'dale?
SockFuckIt goes down in double OT to Texas A&M. Doomed by a blocked extra PAT. Suicide totally understandable. Won't think less of you. AP even takes mercy on you and doesn't drop you in a hole. In fact you got one point (no drop) on a weekend when you lost a big game.
FSU and the ScoDouche downs Randufus' Miami Hurricanes 20-19. FSU refuses to lay down. Death spiral in Miami?
Iowa 14, Maryland 7. You picked Iowa, D-tard. I can't trust you ever again.
TCU 24 over Kansas 23. Kansas. I have a shit life. I think about suicide every day. Just trying to figure out how to make it "work" for me during tax season.
ClemboSlice. Really. Is it time to give up? Notre Dame 3 - North Carolina State 10 in a blinding rain storm. You cannot win for losing. Do you have a gas oven? Will your head fit inside it?
I think that's about it. Check out below, AssSniffers:
A tie at the top between two towering Rimmers:
Randilingus: 22
BroBronie: 22
SeaSleazy: 21
CCSucks: 19
Teebs!: 15
Q-minatrix:15
K BroniMan/Woman; 14
Sock Pocket: 10
MsLuvin': 6
SkHank: minus 2
SnottieBooger: -4
DPo: -7
Jimbosuke (God's Blessings Be Upon Him): -13
ClemboSlice: -17
Killer Bee: -21
Just keeping it...real.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Harbaugh put up 78 (nice two-point conversion) on Ash-hole because the Khakied One set up a summer camp at Paramus Catholic and invited Rutgers to give the campers water. Instead, Rutgers decides to have their own camp with Urban Meyer and the OSU coaches on the same day. 200 recruits were at the game Saturday; I wonder how that worked out for Rutgers?
ReplyDeleteWhat did they do at the Rutgers camp? Did they just drink water? Or did they focus on learning new and creative ways to lose?
DeleteThey took a knee at midfield and watched Urban Meyer eat pizza alone in his golf cart behind the equipment shed.
DeleteNot so hot. This is the second time they've had a big recruiting day and gotten broiled.
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