BRFL Draft Days are here!
Here's the draft order.
Be ready when your time comes. You each have a full 24 hours on the clock.
1. Q: At 12:51 PM, August 12th, the AP Poll dropped.
With the first pick of the 2024 BRFL Draft, Q selects the Florida State Seminoles. She starts the season at minus 3.
2. $$uke: (Flipped a coin, Chiba. You lost).
With the second pick of the 2024 BRFL Draft, $$uke selects the Louisville Cardinals, an unranked team. $$uke starts the season at +7.
3. ChibaChews, with the third pick, Cheebs takes the Utah Utes. Starts the season at minus 1.
4. DPo: The 'Po taps Team Jesus, the Liberty Flames, unranked, with the fourth pick. DPo starts the season at +7.
5. McLovin, with the fifth pick, takes The Ohio State Buckeyes, again. Starts the season at minus 11.
That is some bold ass shit.
6. Dog, the Bounty Hunter picks the University of Kansas Jayhawks. Starts the season at +2.
7. Lola, with the seventh pick of the BRFL Draft, selects the LSU Tigers. Lola starts the season at 0.
8. BroFro, with the eighth pick, takes the Boise State Broncos, unranked. Starts the year at +7.
9. Ronde', with the ninth pick of the BRFL Draft, selects unranked the Virginia Tech Hokies and starts the year at +7.
10. Timmy! taps the Penn State Nittany Lions and starts the season at minus 5. Penn State gets Ohio State at home in Happy Valley this year.
11. CCS clocks in with the unranked SMU Mustangs. Starts the season at +7.
12. KBron, with the twelfth pick in the 2024 BRFL Draft, selects the Memphis Tigers. Unranked. KBron starts the season at +7.
13. Snottie takes the Tennessee Volunteers ranked #15 in the AP. Starts the season at zero.
14. SockPuppet, with the final pick of the BRFL 2024 Draft, takes the U of Miami Hurricanes, starts the season at zero.
Prepare ye, Mendicants.
Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life
My loins are girded.
ReplyDeleteThis Mendicant ditto's D. Po
ReplyDeleteChiba selects the Utah Utes
ReplyDeleteD. Po. is taking the Fightin' Falwells of Liberty University!
ReplyDeleteIt's not Kansas State It's Kansas University. My God man get your shit together
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not Hawkeyes it's Jayhawks.
ReplyDeleteWait, Bitch. Is it the Kansas STATE Wildcats or the U of Kansas Jayhawks you want? Clarification, please.
DeleteOkay, my bad. Will fix it.
DeletePenn State. D-po stole my pick which suggests he has too much time on his hands. This is gettin’ to be some sophisticated gamblin shit right here Jimmy!
ReplyDeleteDo
Teebs
I declare a misdraw
ReplyDeleteStarting at +7. Most points I've had in the BRFL in four years.
ReplyDeleteBut FSU? Woof! Somebody tell Q that the BRFL is not about trying to pick first every year.
Starting @ -11
ReplyDeleteMost negative points starting ever!
Going with SMU.
ReplyDeleteCCS
Just read the new rules, probably should have read before my pick, you all suck
ReplyDeleteThank you so much.
DeleteChip-good luck from BroFro. SMU was my pick if Boise was talent….we’ll show these berdaches!!
ReplyDeleteWTF is a 'berdache'?
Deletewe're going with Miami
ReplyDeleteA talented team. Not a great coach.
DeleteThanks BroFro. Boise St. was my number one pick as well, but I didn't expect them to be around at the 11th pick. Boise looks to be a strong pick and I'm surprised that they were still around for the eighth pick. Good luck this season.
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