Wash U 45, Wash State U 17. 1 for the win, 2 for the move up. 1 for the no drop. Win this weekend and it's "hello, playoffs", Chipenhausen. You're like Jason, reaching for the Golden Fleece. Sort of. God Almighty Jesus, you have 31 and you are our Leader.
My eyes well with tears. The Glory of the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. Q, the Witch Queen, vanquishes the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy. TOSU 30, Michigan 27 A crazy week in Columbus, Ohio.
1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Q checks in at 27. The Brass Ring within her grasp.
Florida takes a Gator Douche to FSU. Florida 13, FSU 31. KBroniePorno drops 2 to 26.
Good enough for the Liberace. Which is good enough for me, Buster.
But wait! There's more. Michigan may not be done yet. A double OT loss to a team ranked higher than you is not, in the eyes of the Almighty AP, that big a deal. TOSU 30, Michigan 27, in double OT. Teebs! drops only 2 and needs only a misstep by Clemson or Washington or Wisconsin to be RIGHT BACK IN THIS FUCKER. Teeblations at 23.
Louisville 38, Kentucky 41. Wait. What? Does Louisville, in fact, suck? Lamar Jackson. Gaudy rushing stats but...three picks? Heismaniac just got a lot more interesting. Minus 5 power dive for Seannie G who sits at 22. God. Remember when it looked like you were going to win this thing? Personally I found that depressing. Now you are staring down the barrel of the Chik-Fil-A bowl.
Boise St 20, Air Force 27. Never bet against a Service Academy. Mind Freak said that years ago. Before the BRFL broke him. BroFro takes the Ream. Drops 5 additional points on his way down.
Blue Bronies not good to you. 17 is your new address.
Clemson 56, South Carolina 7. McLovin' opens a major can of whoop-ass on in-state rival SowCow. 1 for the win, 1 for move up. 1 for the no drop. Lands at 16. More importantly, he's playoff bound, if he takes care of business vs. Vagina Tech. Balls in your court, McCheese.
Miami 40, Duke 21. Dead is dead, Randilingus. You get 1 for the win. Welcome to 12. You're bowl eligible. I see you breaking even or winning a dollar. I hope it was worth it.
Florida 13, Florida State 31. Snottie Rising. Seminoles Tomahawk the Gators and it's 1 for the win, 3 for the move up and a no drop adds 1 more. Bumps the SnotMaster up to 8 but that's about as far as it goes. Not eligible for the conference championship game. Good luck in the Meinecke Car Care Bowl, Loser.
Iowa 40, Nebraska 10. Diddle! Diddle! Diddle! Are you fucking kidding me, DPo? You land at AP #22 (+3), 1 for the win, and +5 on the Diddle. Nine point bonanza. Out of the darkness, into the light. + 5 is your new total.
Oregon 24, Oregon State 34 Henry's season comes to an ignominious end in Corvallis: losing to Oregon State for the first time since 2007. 34-24, Beavers over Ducks. No big surprise that the Oregon coach, Mark Helfrich, got the boot after this one. What a fucking disaster. I don't think you're bowl eligible. Hang your head in shame, Bitch. You finish with 0.
Tennessee 34, Vanderbilt 45. Kyle Shurmur: 21/34 for 416 yds and 2 TDs. Unfortunately, "Kyle Shurmur" is Vanderbilt's QB. Who would you rather fire (be honest) Brian Kelly or Butch Jones?Suck into suck equals suck. 4-4 in conference play. God. I feel sick. Ream you, God damn it! Minus 1 on the way down. Here you are at minus 7, SockGenius. I'm not sure I want to hang out with you anymore.
LSU 54, Texas A&M 39. LSU scores at will and dumps TAMU. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 4 for the move up. Bowl eligible and, by bowl time, you may have a Two Headed Monster at RB. +6 this week but, ultimately, a hugely disappointing season as you stand at -4. And you've had another coach shot out from under you, Killer Bee. You are, like, the Coaching Kiss of Death. First Mark Richt and now Les Miles. If I'm a coach in the SEC, I don't want to hear you knockin'.
TCU 31, Texas 9. How to feel about this? A totally irrelevant game, played between two terrible teams. In Austin. The bell tolls for Charlie Strong. Jimbosuke with a horrific pick. TCU might be good next year. Fat fucking lot of good that does me at the pay out this year. Hatred. Minus 11.
USC 45, Notre Dame 27. In South Bend. USC hammers the Domers. Why in the name of Christ would you keep the Chameleon, aka Brian Kelly, around? The players are transferring. If I have Notre Dame on my schedule as a coach I just pencil in "ass-whip". ClemboSlice, you are roasting in hell fire. Minus 15. My Brother. We have the worst teams in the BRFL.
On to the Conference Championships, Brothers and Sisters,
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Conference Championship wins are worth 5 points. See "The Living Document" (BRFL Rule Book).
We were robbed! I'll never give up. Time for some milk.
ReplyDelete5 yards of offense in the 4th quarter, "robbery victim".
ReplyDelete9 points AND a diddle...and a GG sweep. Best.Weelend. Ever.
ReplyDeleteYou did, indeed, have an awesome weekend. Turns out Iowa didn't suck this year, it just took them awhile to put it all together. I don't know who they are playing in the bowl game but they should be favored.
DeleteHow do you think we should handle the bowls this year? There was general dissatisfaction in the way they were handled on GG last year? I think I will release the whole list, in groups of three. Got to figure out how to keep track of the voting.
I'm in favor of posting the entire bowl list, give folks a few days to get their list in, then I can compile in a spreadsheet and score it from there.
DeleteI would suggest a Google doc upon which everyone enters their picks, but that would make a few heads asplode. I prefer the "pick all at one time" routine as opposed to dribs and drabs - not just for the "oh, I forgot to pick this group/didn't know a new set of picks were up" - but having to pick all at once avoids some gamesmenship of match the picks of the dude who you are a few points ahead of. Going all in and making 30+ picks all at once it very BRFLish.
I like it. I'm going with it. I like the "smoke-filled room crony capitalist" approach to my decision making process here. Also, too fucking lazy to try to get the group to agree on this. Or anything else for that matter. Too early to start drinking?
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