Sky Dawson, I fucking hate you.
Jimbsuke.
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Saturday, December 29, 2012
ClemboSlice Redemption Song
What do you get when you drop two lame-ass offenses and two pretty good defenses into a bowl, pour a shitload of rain on them and stir for three and a half hours? You get something that tastes like ass called the Russell Athletic Bowl and a duel between two dick-pull kickers you've never heard of. And you get a win on a field goal in OT. A field goal.
In over time.
What that means is that Buttgers, who had the second possession of overtime, could not match the paltry 3 points that Virginia Tech put up. Even though they started on the VT's 35.
Here's what this shameful comedy of errors looked like:
Logan Thomas sucks, Clem. That's why your season sucked. But Gary Nova, the Rutgers signal caller, he sucks much worse. Gary Nova. You know he plays for Rutgers just by the name. A Jersey guy, who sucks, and plays for Rutgers. And doesn't complete a lot of passes.
Congratulations, ClemboSlice. Strong finish for your Hokies.
Another fuck-over on your Commissioner, of course, since I had Gary Novadouche and the Scarlet Knights. That's okay, I guess. I can sell pencils on the street corner and shit like that. No worries.
In over time.
What that means is that Buttgers, who had the second possession of overtime, could not match the paltry 3 points that Virginia Tech put up. Even though they started on the VT's 35.
Here's what this shameful comedy of errors looked like:
Logan Thomas sucks, Clem. That's why your season sucked. But Gary Nova, the Rutgers signal caller, he sucks much worse. Gary Nova. You know he plays for Rutgers just by the name. A Jersey guy, who sucks, and plays for Rutgers. And doesn't complete a lot of passes.
Congratulations, ClemboSlice. Strong finish for your Hokies.
Another fuck-over on your Commissioner, of course, since I had Gary Novadouche and the Scarlet Knights. That's okay, I guess. I can sell pencils on the street corner and shit like that. No worries.
Bobcat Bite
Just outside of Santa Fe, NM there used to be a road side cafe called Bobcat Bite. It served burgers and lunch-joint fare and was mighty good.
The Bobcat burger had jalapenos and spicy shit wound all through it and it burned your guts all day and then gave you a three alarm poop-hole fire the next morning. For about an hour.
AY CHIJUAJA, AMIGO! That was a hot burger.
Which has nothin' special to do with what BroFro's finally healthy Ohio Bobcats did to ULM yesterday (of course I had ULM, dumbkopf. I'm a fucking pail full of loser this GG season). I watched some of this game and it was an ass-beat from start to finish. Total domination. And, also, I never thought, nor was I informed, that the ULM QB throws the ball like he has a 200 pound dwarf hanging off his nuts with his little hands squeezing scrote for dear life. It looks like it's tough to throw under those conditions.
Beau Blankenship. Beau Fucking Blankenship. May he shit Bobcat Bite Burger chunky, hard fat turds for the rest of his damn life. Thanks for the loss, Beau.
You and your Bobcat friends can feather my bung.
Jimbosuke
The Bobcat burger had jalapenos and spicy shit wound all through it and it burned your guts all day and then gave you a three alarm poop-hole fire the next morning. For about an hour.
AY CHIJUAJA, AMIGO! That was a hot burger.
Which has nothin' special to do with what BroFro's finally healthy Ohio Bobcats did to ULM yesterday (of course I had ULM, dumbkopf. I'm a fucking pail full of loser this GG season). I watched some of this game and it was an ass-beat from start to finish. Total domination. And, also, I never thought, nor was I informed, that the ULM QB throws the ball like he has a 200 pound dwarf hanging off his nuts with his little hands squeezing scrote for dear life. It looks like it's tough to throw under those conditions.
Beau Blankenship. Beau Fucking Blankenship. May he shit Bobcat Bite Burger chunky, hard fat turds for the rest of his damn life. Thanks for the loss, Beau.
You and your Bobcat friends can feather my bung.
Jimbosuke
Hope All you GGers and BRFLers had a Great Christmas
Friday, December 28, 2012
The Loneliness of Steve-o Stripling
The head coach quit.
Happy trails, Butch Jones. Get outta' here, scumbag.
The offensive coordinator bailed. See ya', douchebag.
So, too, the defensive coordinator took a powder.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Loser.
Suddenly Cincinnati had become a radioactive town for college coaches.
Except for one. Steve Stripling. The Dline coach. A face like 20 miles of bad road. Yes, an interim coach. But what an interim coach. Take note, interim coach Guidry. Mr. Stripling has 'Head Man" written all over him. You, Mr. Guidry, have "hack defensive coordinator" scrawled all over your vagina.
This was a hell of a bowl game. A game coached on one side, I suspect, entirely by the players.
And Steve-o Stripling. Thank you, Steve-o. Bearcats with the win.
Whoa. Daddy.
Jimbosuke
Thursday, December 27, 2012
The Hubris of the Hilltoppers.
It's fourth and 2 on the Chippewa 19 yard line.
There are 51 seconds left in the game.
A few minutes ago, the Chippewas stopped you on the goal line on 4th down.
In the first half they dominated you.
Yet here you are, Western Kentucky U., on the Chippewa 19 with 51 seconds to play in regulation. It's fourth down and 2 and you are trailing 24-21.
Here's what you did: (go to 1:33 in the video)
Thank you, interim coach Guidry, for douching your gaping asshole with my dreams of GG glory.
Good luck on the job search, interim coach Guidry. Everyone will know, just mentioning, why you are a defensive coordinator and not head coach material. You said your players wanted to go for the win. How about kicking the chip shot field goal, going to OT and actually having a snowball's chance at the win? Instead, you fucking FUCKING clowns line up and throw down the sideline, into triple coverage. That's what you did. Instead of kicking the field goal.
You cost me another GG game, Fuckers. Not too pleased about it.
Jimbosuke
There are 51 seconds left in the game.
A few minutes ago, the Chippewas stopped you on the goal line on 4th down.
In the first half they dominated you.
Yet here you are, Western Kentucky U., on the Chippewa 19 with 51 seconds to play in regulation. It's fourth down and 2 and you are trailing 24-21.
Here's what you did: (go to 1:33 in the video)
Thank you, interim coach Guidry, for douching your gaping asshole with my dreams of GG glory.
Good luck on the job search, interim coach Guidry. Everyone will know, just mentioning, why you are a defensive coordinator and not head coach material. You said your players wanted to go for the win. How about kicking the chip shot field goal, going to OT and actually having a snowball's chance at the win? Instead, you fucking FUCKING clowns line up and throw down the sideline, into triple coverage. That's what you did. Instead of kicking the field goal.
You cost me another GG game, Fuckers. Not too pleased about it.
Jimbosuke
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Seannie Graham and the Estonian Connection
And who picked SMU?
Seannie Graham.
Yes, he was the only one.
Did you know about the Mad Estonian, Margus Hunt, SMU had on the D-line?
You are scum, Sean.
Jimbosuke
Yes, he was the only one.
Did you know about the Mad Estonian, Margus Hunt, SMU had on the D-line?
You are scum, Sean.
Jimbosuke
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
BCS National Championship Bowl Game - GG Season 7 Bowl-A-Pa-Looza Season Finale
ALABAMA vs NOTRE DAME
GGers: To be eligible, please make sure you pick by kickoff !!
This game is worth 20 points !!
Good Luck, and thanks for a great season,
McLovin'
FOURTH GROUP OF BOWL-A-Pa-Looza Bowl Games ( 5 Games !!!!! )
All games are January 2nd through January 6th, 2013.....to be eligible, make your picks by kick-off of the Florida vs Louisville Allstate Sugar Bowl on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013 @ 8:30 PM
The Scoring Possibilities:
Sugar, Fiesta and Cotton Bowls are worth seven points each. Get all three of these right and get 25 points for the three-bowl sweep.
Compass and Go-Daddy.com Bowls are worth one point each, period.
The Bowls:
Wednesday January 2, 2013 @ 8:30 PM Allstate SUGAR BOWL Florida vs Louisville
Thursday January 3, 2013 @ 8:30 PM Tostitos FIESTA BOWL Kansas State vs Oregon
Friday January 4, 2013 @ 8 PM AT & T COTTON BOWL Oklahoma vs Texas A & M
Saturday January 5, 2013 @ 1 PM BBVA Compass Bowl Ole Miss vs Pittsburgh
Sunday January 6, 2013 @ 9 PM GoDaddy.com Bowl Arkansas State vs Kent State
Best of Luck Competitors,
McLovin'
Sunday, December 16, 2012
This From Our Man in Columbus
Thankfully, our pal Surrounded in Columbus is always good for a nugget or four from deep behind enemy lines. Today he sent the picture below with the following email:Most people would be disappointed to be 12-0 & staying home. They're not most people.No word yet on when Tressel Boned Us But We Still Hoisted Him on Our Shoulders Like Morons Lane is going up.
Ohio State hosts a "celebration of perfection against reason" Tuesday during which Galileo will be burned at the stake and the sun declared to revolve around the earth.
Tell me something I don't know. Maurice Clarett:
He was a hard worker in practice and in games. But off the field, he was living a completely different life. "I took golf, fishing, and softball as classes," Clarett says. "Away from class, anything you can think of I did in my 13 months at Ohio State." Drugs and women were two of the things. Cars were another—he owned three of them at a time, including a brand-new Cadillac and Lexus. "I was living the NFL life in college," he says. "I got paid more in college than I do now in the UFL.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Bowl-A-Pa-Looza's THIRD GROUP OF BOWL GAMES for GG-Season 7 (10 games)
Here's the THIRD Installment of Bowl-A-Pa-Looza for GG-Season 7 -- Ten Games
To be eligible, get your picks in by kick-off of the NC State vs Vanderbilt game on Monday December 31, 2012 at 12 Noon !!
Points to be Gained:
Each game is woth one point...........BUT also:
Get 3 right and get 5 points
Get 4 right and get 7 points
Get 5 right and get 12 points
Get 6 right and get 14 points
Get 7 right and get 18 points
Get 8 right and get 20 points
Get 9 right and get 22 points
Get all 10 right and get 25 points
THE BOWL GAMES:
Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 12 Noon Franklin Amer. Mort. City Bowl -- NC State vs Vanderbilt
Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 2 PM Hyundai Sun Bowl -- Georgia Tech vs USC
Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 3:30 PM AutoZone Liberty Bowl -- Iowa State vs Tulsa
Monday, December 31, 2012 @ 7:30 PM Chick-fil-A Bowl -- Clemson vs LSU
Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 12 Noon Heart of Dallas Bowl -- Purdue vs Oklahoma State
Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 12 Noon TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl -- Mississippi State vs Northwestern
Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 1 PM Capital One Bowl -- Georgia vs Nebraska
Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 1 PM Outback Bowl -- Michigan vs South Carolina
Tuesday. January 1, 2013 @ 5 PM ROSE BOWL -- Stanford vs Wisconsin
Tuesday, January 1, 2013 @ 8:30 PM Discover ORANGE BOWL -- Florida State vs Northern Illinois
Happy New Year and GG ON !!
McLovin'
Friday, December 14, 2012
BOWL-A_PaLooza Season 7 --- SECOND GROUP of Bowls ( 13 Games )
Eligible if you get your picks in by kickoff of the Christmas Eve Game ( Fresno St vs SMU )
Points Availability:
Each game is worth one point each.
Get five right and get 8 points.
Get six right and get 10 points.
Get seven right and get 11 points.
Get eight right and get 13 points.
Get nine right and get 15 points.
Get ten right and get 18 points.
Get eleven right and get 20 points.
Get twelve right and get 22 points.
Get all thirteen right and get 26 points.
The Bowl Games:
Monday 12/24/12 @ 8 PM Sheraton Hawaii Bowl -- Fresno State vs SMU
Wednesday 12/26/12 @ 7:30 PM Little Ceasor's Pizza Bowl -- Central Michigan vs Western Kentucky
Thursday 12/27/12 @ 3 PM Military Bowl -- Bowling Green vs San Jose State
Thursday 12/27/12 @ 6:30 PM Belk Bowl -- Cincinnati vs Duke
Thursday 12/27/12 @ 9:45 PM Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl -- Baylor vs UCLA
Friday 12/28/12 @ 2 PM Advocare V100 Independece Bowl -- Ohio vs ULM
Friday 12/28/12 @ 5:30 PM Russell Athletic Bowl -- Rutgers vs Virginia Tech
Friday 12/28/12 @ 9 PM Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas -- Minnesota vs Texas Tech
Saturday 12/29/12 @ 11:45 AM Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl -- Air Force vs Rice
Saturday 12/29/12 @ 3:15 PM New Era Pinstripe Bowl -- Syracuse vs West Virginia
Saturday 12/29/12 @ 4 PM Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl -- Arizona State vs Navy
Saturday 12/29/12 @ 6:45 Valero Alamo Bowl -- Oregon State vs Texas
Saturday 12/29/12 @ 10:15 PM Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl -- Michigan State vs TCU
Continued Good Luck and Merry Christmas,
McLovin'
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Sweathogs
Sorry to see that Sean's stint with Sgt Pepper didn't work out. And whatever happened to the owner of that pube fro? How is it that after a lifetime with Sean, Q still looks 19?
Monday, December 10, 2012
The Legend of Manatee ToeJam
Greetings, HeismaniacBitches!
A rough, rough Heisman race comes to an end. And in the BRFL, there's blood on the sidewalk.
Again.
Optimus Klein, the favorite, douches out and finishes dead last. Never the same after that concussion, was Collin Klein and it cost him. 7% of first place votes. Fuck. Ing. Pathetic, Collin.
Manatee ToeJam. Okay. Probably the best player, non-quarterback speaking. Lynch-pin of the Domer national championship run? No doubt. He has, what, 20 interceptions? See previous posts for ToeJam highlight reel. Finishes second. 37% of the first place votes, Mr. Midwestern Angry Samoan Hero.
And the winner...Johnny Football. Just, well, just puke all over yourself, Heismaniacs. I did. Nobody even had this geek on their list. Nobody. This twerp-ass Aggie has one huge game and the Heisman voters go raging boner over the freshman. Okay. Fine. Should have noticed the guy. Put him on my list. But the winner?! Never would have called that. 55% of the first place votes. Wins going away, the prick. Give him his props, he took some years off Nick Saban's life. Thank you for that, Johnny.
Some of you twits didn't even have Manatee on your list. You're so DONE. You know who you are.
Some of us dumb-asses just carried the ToeJammer as a token. Done-zo as well. I think I gave him 5% of the votes or something childish like that.
Then there were three. Who took the MT seriously. And gave the bone breaking Pacific Island Madman his due. SockPuppet gave him 20%. Not enough, Sock. DBung also gave him 20%. You fell short as well, DBungle.
And damned if Snott doesn't slide in there again and give Manatee an eerily accurate 35%! If I recall Snottie was the first to toot the defensive player for Heisman horn. Congratulations, ScoDouche. You are our Heismaniac Season 7 winner. I think you'll snag about a hundred bucks for this, depending on how many times I dip into the vault for walkin' around money between now and the payout.
Scott had Optimus Klein on his list, too. Which means he picked as many invitiees as any dummy. So the tie-break went to the nimrod who gave the runner up the most accurate number of first place votes. I know, I know. I'm awesome. My cerebrum is bigger than most planets.
Great contest. Again, I love me some me. Whoo. Yes, I do.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Principal Administrator for the Heismaniac Award
Sunday, December 9, 2012
WELCOME to BowlAPaLooza for GG-Season 7 ... The First Six Bowls
This bowl season, we will group bowl games together in greater numbers than in years past when we did traditional packs of three.....this will free GGers from having to check the Blog every ten minutes to vote...
the scoring will be explained in each grouping, so watch for the details when posted, because there will be variations each time....there will be five total packets during this BowlAPaLooza, so consult the Blog and also the 2012-2013 College Football Bowl Schedule ( which lists all 35 Bowls and the details of each game )
Here are the first six bowls of the season...
Each game is worth one point on it's own...
Get three right and get 6 points.
Get four right and get 8 points.
Get five right and get 10 points.
Get all six right and get 12 points.
Must have picks in by kickoff at 1 PM on Saturday December 15th to be eligible...
that's the Gildan New Mexico Bowl.
The Games:
#Gildan New Mexico Bowl -- Sat, December 15th @ 1 PM
Arizona vs. Nevada
#Famous Idaho Potato Bowl -- Sat, December 15th @ 4:30 PM
Toledo vs. Utah State
#ESan Diego County CU Poinsettia Bowl -- Thu, December 20th @8 PM
BYU vs. San Diego State
#Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl -- Fri, December 21st @ 7:30 PM
Ball State vs. UCF
#R + L Carriers New Orleans Bowl -- Sat, December 22nd @ 12 PM
East Carolina vs. UL Lafayette
#MAACO Bowl Las Vegas -- Sat, December 22nd @ 3:30 PM
Boise State vs. Washington
Happy Bowling to All,
McLovin'
Friday, December 7, 2012
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Full Service is in the house, HomeBitches.
http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/03/2012-13-bowl-game-schedule/?ref=ncaafootball
Bowl game schedule, SlutMongers.
Jimbosuke,
Full Service Commissioner for Life.
Bowl game schedule, SlutMongers.
Jimbosuke,
Full Service Commissioner for Life.
Heismaniac, the Prelude
Douchamigos:
Looks like there were only three invitees to the NYC jock-sniff club for the Heisman pickle pull this year.
Collin "Optimus" Klein.
Johnny Football Manziel.
Manatee ToeJam.
Did your list include these guys? No? Fuck you then.
Can't wait for the final tally.
Feather my bung.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Regular Season Finale- Scrotbags-REDUX
New Maths
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Not so fast, My Friend. These scores are under further
review. Jimbosuke
Rereviewed and scores adjusted because some of you are pussies and want accuracy from this here league. Grow up, shitbags.
Spectrum:
Randi $372 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scott ($278)
BOWLaPaLooza --- Coming Soon
The prudent GGer will consult the blog often during the upcoming weeks to vote on groups of bowls as they are posted, and to preserve eligibility in order to qualify for the maximum amount of points possible.
You may love it, you may like it or you may hate it....maybe all three...
Whataya want for ten bucks ?!
Stay tuned...
McLovin'
GG-Season 7 Week 15 ARMY ~ NAVY GAME
This game will be worth 5 points this year, period.
Make your pick by kickoff to count
3 PM Saturday December 8, 2012
ARMY vs NAVY
at Lincoln Financial Field
Philadelphia, Pa
on CBS
God Bless America
McLovin'
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Boogie Woogie, Bitches
HEY!!!
Week 14 and we're already underway.
SkHank can no longer be ignored. He ain't just playing for the Liberace (3rd place). He's gunnin' for the whole head o' cabbage. UCLA downed again, twice in one week, by the mighty Cardinal. This time it's FOR REAL: (8) Stanford 27 - (17) UCLA 24, skHank grabs the PAC-12 crown and heads to the Rose Bowl. Where he will probably face some cut-rate clown from the Big Ten. His points are adding up, People.
Other games:
(12) Oklahoma @ TCU. I comin' for you, Big Game Bob. Toot, toot goes the TCU horn, Bitch.
(13) Florida State U @ Georgia Tech. Seminole Syph vs. G Tech. Is this a championship game? I think so. But it's an ACC championship game. Yawn.
(23) Texas @ (7) Kansas State U. Here you go, Q. No need to thank the Frogs for tenderizing old Bevo for you last week. Mack Brown goes down. Bevo: it's what's for dinner!
(14) Nebraska @ Wisconsin. Talk about a boring 'conference championship'. Still, a win could bag you some much needed points, Snott. Get in Bo Pellini's head. It's not difficult. He's a maniac psycho.
Kansas @ West Virginia U. SeaScrote, remember when your team mattered? Long time ago, eh, Buddy?
HEY!!!
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Friday, November 30, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Bruce Lee Ping Pong Using Nunchucks
McLovin'
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
So, you think YOU got game ?!?
Almost as good as a diddle....
McLovin'
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
WTF Commish?
| Randstain | 40 | |
| Q-Spot | 38 | |
| SkHank | 33 | |
| D.Po | 20 | |
| Timmy! | 17 | |
| Syph | 14 | |
| Brofro | 9 | |
| Sock Puppy | 5 | |
| Commish | 1 | |
| McLovin | -1 | |
| Clemstain | -6 | |
| SeaScrote | -7 | |
| Snott | -11 |
Sure, I try to take a little me time down on the farm and leave the keys for the Commish to fill in. One day. One fucking day. He makes a total shit show of his first attempt to score the proceedings. A new low. I'll take credit for dicking over McLovin- I diddled him one time too many last week. But I have no idea how Dumbshitsuke could totally hose the rest of the scores. Well, yes, I could. I occasionally let the Commish do things on his own, make him feel independent and such. And he never fails to screw it up. Unbelievable. He is a mess, people. I'm telling you. A mess.
Week 13 Results, Pardners
Steppin' in and steppin' up for DBung:
RandCornHole: 40
Q-spot: 37
skHank: 33 ( plays his way into PAC12 championship )
DPipe: 23
Rimmy!: 17 ( nice douche, Dabo )
Syph: 14
BroFro: 9
McLovin': 4
SockJizz: 4
Commissioner: 1 ( you're shitting me. No diddle? Really? )
ClemboSlice: -6 ( got another win, Clembo )
SeaScrote -7 ( squeaks by Iowa State )
Snott -11 ( season of shame )
Championship weekend coming up, my people.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Monday, November 26, 2012
Gridiron Guru - Season 7 - Week 14
All games are on Saturday December 1, 2012
One point per game, sweep all 3 and get Five Big Ones
Picks must be in by the Noon game's kickoff to be eligible
( AP rankings used )
The Games of Week Fourteen:
Noon #12 Oklahoma at TCU (on ESPN)
4 PM #2 Alabama at #3 Georgia (on CBS)
8 PM #23 Texas at #7 Kansas State (on ABC)
Run to Daylight,
McLovin'
No ream, no diddle.
No ream for McLovin', drops a point in the AP.
No love for TCU. We beat #15 Texas, in Austin, got nothin'.
Big weekends for skHank, Randouche.
Ryan Shazier, #10, Johnny Simon #54.
Go Bucks.
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Men of the Scarlet and Gray, 12 - 0.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xkmlSJx_RlU
mouse over it, right click on go to..., play it. Be a better person for it.
Jimbsuke,
Commissioner for Life.
mouse over it, right click on go to..., play it. Be a better person for it.
Jimbsuke,
Commissioner for Life.
Hate Week Saturday
He's a little amped up.
http://i.imgur.com/jLQSg.gif (Special footage of 2010 pregame festivities. Slide over it, make it blue and play.)
Friday, November 23, 2012
Hate Week, Friday
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| Hate |
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| Earle Bruce became a Legend |
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| Ohio Stadium will rumble and rock |
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| Johnny Simon will sack your whole universe |
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| Zach Boren and the Bucks are on a mssion |
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| It's Miller Time |
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Hate Thursday
Ryan Fucking Shazier.
http://i.imgur.com/PWWHl.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RIRE8.gif
http://i.imgur.com/YNNNz.gif
Highlight, (make the line blue), Right click and select "go to..", Fuckimachimas.
HATE! Hating.
Hate-imus Michiganimus, fucker.
Post 1, Jim Otis going in for his fourth TD in a 54-something beatdown of scUM. Then the Bucks went for the two point conversion. Asked after the game why he went for two Woody Hayes replied, " Because they wouldn't let me go for three."
Post 2, Earl Bruce, fired that week as HC of the Bucks, sports the Fedora and Sunday Suit to the scUM-TOSU game and beats the Wolvagines in Ann Arbor.
Post 3, David Boston and Charles Woodson let their HATE boil over at the end of a Stanley Jackson scramble, 1997, Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
HAPPY THANKSGIVING BRFLers
Happy Turkey Day to all.
McLovin'
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Hate Week - Wolverinesday
Directions to Columbus: South until you smell it, East until you step in it.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Thirteen Weeks for Thirteen Bitches
It's crunch time.
TCU @ (18) Texas. Last call for diddle in Austin, Jimbosuke.
Ohio Bobcats @ (25) Kent State. Ass-whip the Golden Flashes. If not for diddle then for pride, BroFro.
(20) Michigan @ (4) THE Ohio State University. Death or glory for the Men of the Scarlet and Gray.
(5) Oregon @ (16) Oregon State. Cock-stomping in Corvallis or Mighty Duck Resurrection? You make the call, DBung.
(6) Florida @ (10) Florida State. Week 13 BRFL intra-mural hate-fest. Chipn'Weenie v. RandMuff. Tough to pick a fave when I want you both to die screaming.
(11) Stanford @ (15) UCLA. It doesn't get any easier for skHank. Thank you, Jesus.
Virginia @ Virginia Tech. ClemboSlice, for you it's all about bowl eligibility. You have no idea what I'm talking about. That's probably good. Spare yourself the pain of knowing what's going on in Hokie-land.
(13) South Carolina @ (12) Clemson. Let's see you rimjob your way out of this one, Timmy! Uh-oh, Dabo.
West Virginia University @ Iowa State. I am SO taking Iowa State, Seannie Graham.
Kansas State with the bye. Q still wringing out the Perpetual Hankie. Life is cruel.
Wisconsin @ Penn State. Strap on the maxi-pad for a gang-tool in Beaver Stadium, Mr. Bielema.
Utah @ Colorado. Season of Damnation rolls on for SockPickleSmoocher.
Adios, Bitcheremos!
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
GRIDIRON GURU SEASON SEVEN --- WEEK 13
All Games are on Saturday November 24, 2012
Same Rules, Same Deadline of Kick off of game one to vote
Used AP rankings
Noon #20 Michigan at #4 Ohio State (on abc)
Battle of the Brothers
3:30 pm #22 Oklahoma State at #14 Oklahoma (on ESPN)
Sooner State Standoff
6:30 pm #11 Stanford at #15 UCLA (on Fox)
California Contest
Happy Thanksgiving to All,
and to All a Good Bite
McLovin'
GG-Season 7 Week 12 Results
McLovin'
Monday, November 19, 2012
Welcome to Hate Michigan Week, Bitchenhausen.
The most wonderful week of the year is here, Bitcheros!
Hate Michigan Week! Extra special this year since McLovin' done hitched his little red retard wagon to scUM.
Isn't this fun? I'm certainly having fun.
Sure, TCU is in the douche-hamper and has been for months. My wallet is getting thinner by the week.
But TOSU, the MEN OF THE SCARLET AND GRAY are undefeated. Having just vanquished the second most hateful team in the Big Ten, the Wisconsin Vagers. In OT no less. Anybody see that game?
Anybody (besides me) throw up three or four times listening to Matt Millen and some other butthole say, "Montee Ball, going for the record, previously held by Alfred E. Neumann of Miami of Ohio, for most touchdowns in an NCAA career. Can he do it? There's Montee's Mom and her family of 38 in the stands. Jesus Christ is she one fat pig or what? God. Hard to believe a honed athlete like Montee issued from those hams, but, WTF, he's going for the record. Can he do it? Without fumbling @ the goal line from another Ryan Fucking Shazier super sonic asshole inverting mega-hit?".
Guess not. Don't worry, fat Montee's mom. He'll still get to play for the Big Ten championship. Like that means anything this year.
Oh, wait. There's still the Michigan game. Whoa. Is Denard okay? Does he want to "eat" again this year?
Come to Columbus, Dentard. We have lots of nice things for you to eat there. Like Johnny Simon's foot, after you pull it out of your ass.
Have a nice night, Bras!
Best wishes,
Jimbosuke
Sunday, November 18, 2012
BRFL Mother Fucking Week 12
SkHank is one smart mother fucker. He acts like he doesn't know dick about the college game then pulls a pick like Stanford out of his boney ass. He scouted those mother fuckers like a man who means business. Saw they can tackle in the open field. Saw they got mother fucking 6' 6", 300 pound linemen who can sprint faster than a mother fucking sprinter. He also knows how to ruin my mother fucking season. Oh, he knows dick alright. He knows dick.
The AP voters don't know dick. Randvag beats Jacksonville State (Jacksonville State!) and gains 3 points; Clemson wins and drops, sure to bring about more 3rd person ranting from Dabo!
Q takes one for the team with Kansas State going down like a sorority girl drunk on some of my Purple Drank. Brofro's Ohio Bobcats fall. Again. Seems like only a few weeks ago McLovin' couldn't wait to unzip himself when lavishing praise on the Bobcats. Now McJizzinpants waits patiently for his McReam next week at the hands of the ultimate mother fucker, Urban Meyer.
Until then, fuck you, mother fucking mother fuckers.
| Randstain | 37 | |
| Q-Spot | 36 | |
| SkHank | 28 | |
| D.Po | 20 | |
| Timmy! | 20 | |
| Syph | 17 | |
| Brofro | 9 | |
| McLovin | 5 | |
| Sock Puppy | 4 | |
| Commish | 0 | |
| Clemstain | -7 | |
| SeaScrote | -8 | |
| Snott | -11 |
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
A Dozen Weeks of this Bitchery
Hi.
I could give a fuck what happens this weekend.
My team, broken, beat down to shit and gone, injuries all the way to the three deep bone, has a bye.
Next week we play Texas, I think. They'll probably douche all over themselves this week so beating them won't matter because they won't be ranked. Woe. Pain. Suffering in the extreme. You all, all of you, suck.
(10) Florida State @ Maryland. Enjoy the ritual sacrifice, Chipn'Sore
Iowa @ (23) Michigan. Wait. Will somebody tell me who the assholes are that keep ranking Michigan? Everyone knows the Big Ten sucks this year, yet every time Michigan wins a game ( IN THE BIG 10) it's "OOOOh, Go BLUE!" Let's get McLovin" another Diddle. You deserve to lose to Iowa, Mike.
NC State @ (11) Clemson. No hesitation here. I hope you get your ass kicked in so far by the Wolf Pack that you have to stand on your head facing away from the toilet to urinate. Timmy. Suck, suck and suck again.
(6) The Ohio State University @ Wisconsin. Make no mistake, BRFLtards. Wisconsin is a team full of total dicks. Their coach is the biggest asshole in the Midwest. But this is 2012, the year God damned me to hell and turned his fucking back on me, Big Time and Wisconsin is so hard to beat at home that I am on the throne 5 or 6 times a day, cramping up and expelling things that I can't even begin to talk about because I know that Wisconsin is going to win this game and shit all over the Bucks perfect season. Hating.
(13) Oklahoma @ West Virginia. Eat SHIT, Bob Stoops. Good luck, Seannie Graham.
(2) Kansas State @ Baylor. Jesus of Nazareth could suit up for Baylor and they will still die like dogs. Kansas State is in a supernatural zone of nut-punching grace. They win. You're rich, Q.
Virginia Tech @ Boston College. ClemboSlice, I am so, so sorry. I don't blame you for wishing I had small pox.
TCU with the bye week. See above, MegaDouches.
(14) Stanford @ (1) Oregon. Mr. Clueless vs. Mr. RimProbe. Purely from a financial standpoint, got to see the DPist lose. Go Cardinal.
Arizona @ Utah. I think of you like fellow passengers on the Titanic must have thought about each other, ScumPuppet. I guess. Wasn't there.
Jacksonville State @ (7) Florida. Jacksonville State, Randingle? Wow. What a nail biter this one will be.
Ohio Bobcats @ Ball State in Muncie, Indiana. Going on right now. This is interesting. BroFro, you need to crush these guys hard. Go for two every time. On sides kicks. The works. Because next week you play Kent State, a ranked team. Knock those student-shooting, national guard psycho shit bags off and you could end up ranked and in clover, my brother. BRFL speaking.
Best regards,
Jimbosuke
Sunday, November 11, 2012
BRFL Results Week 11
Current Standings |
Pts |
|
| Q-Spot | 41 | |
| Randstain | 34 | |
| D.Po | 24 | |
| SkHank | 23 | |
| Timmy! | 20 | |
| Syph | 15 | |
| Brofro | 9 | |
| Sock Puppy | 4 | |
| Commish | 0 | |
| McLovin | 0 | |
| SeaScrote | -8 | |
| Clemstain | -8 | |
| Snott | -11 |
Mikey gets the diddle and picks up 8 points. Now sits at 0 points. Sucking has never felt so good.
Q continues to stick it to the boys. She has $390 coming her way if it all plays out.
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