Thirteen Weeks for Thirteen Bitches

It's crunch time.

TCU @ (18) Texas. Last call for diddle in Austin, Jimbosuke.
Ohio Bobcats @ (25) Kent State. Ass-whip the Golden Flashes. If not for diddle then for pride, BroFro.
(20) Michigan @ (4) THE Ohio State University. Death or glory for the Men of the Scarlet and Gray.
(5) Oregon @ (16) Oregon State. Cock-stomping in Corvallis or Mighty Duck Resurrection? You make the call, DBung.
(6) Florida @ (10) Florida State. Week 13 BRFL intra-mural hate-fest. Chipn'Weenie v. RandMuff. Tough to pick a fave when I want you both to die screaming.
(11) Stanford @ (15) UCLA. It doesn't get any easier for skHank. Thank you, Jesus.
Virginia @ Virginia Tech. ClemboSlice, for you it's all about bowl eligibility. You have no idea what I'm talking about. That's probably good. Spare yourself the pain of knowing what's going on in Hokie-land.
(13) South Carolina @ (12) Clemson. Let's see you rimjob your way out of this one, Timmy! Uh-oh, Dabo.
West Virginia University @ Iowa State. I am SO taking Iowa State, Seannie Graham.
Kansas State with the bye. Q still wringing out the Perpetual Hankie. Life is cruel.
Wisconsin @ Penn State. Strap on the maxi-pad for a gang-tool in Beaver Stadium, Mr. Bielema.
Utah @ Colorado. Season of Damnation rolls on for SockPickleSmoocher.

Adios, Bitcheremos!

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life