14:09 and the Gators are tied 7 apiece with Missouri. Pucker factor, Randoucher?
14:10 Stanford just underway with lowly Colorado. 0-0.
14:31 end o' the third. Tigers knocking on the door @ the Florida 27, tied 7 all.
The Cardinal up 7-0 on the Bison.
14:32 INTERCEPTION. Florida takes it away, 42 yard return and they set up shop in Mizzu territory.
14:38 Driskell bombs it to Gillislee 45 yards for the TD. 14-7 Gators. Randog, breathe. Breathe.
14:49 Bullard with the huge ten yard sack on third down. Mizzou punts it away. 9:45 in the 4th.
Stanford 14-0 on Colorado. I smell beat down.
14:55 Florida punts from their 5. Mizzu takes over on the Gator 42. 7:21 in the 4th.
15:05 Franklin tosses another INT. Looks like Florida is going to take this one home.
15:13 Phillips misses the FG from the Mizzu 7. What a DOUCHEBAG. Mizzu will get on more chance with 1:53 remaining and two time outs. 93 yards to go to OT.
15:20 54 seconds and Mizzu is on the Fla 32 yard line.
15:22 Franklin: Pick Machine. Another Fla. INT. This one's over. Randoogle survives.
Stanford 28, Colorado 0. A snoozer.
Michigan whupping up on Minnesota. Little Brown Jug heading to Ann Arbor.
I'm out, Bitches.
PS: 19:18 PM: Ahoy, Bitches Bitches! TCU 39, fucking WVU Retards 38. I smell REAM, Seannie Graham! Hallelujah. Maybe my season ain't over. Texas over Texas Tech. McLovin' the Genius. A yard of cock and a pail full of balls, to quote Mike Gifford. Kudos to you, Chuck Norris. Ain't this league somethin'?!
Oh what parts of The Commish's soul were offered at the altar of the 2 pointer? Poor, Poor soul. Trading so much for so little...... Shame.
ReplyDeleteDabo says repent.
Cast ye down to hell's fire, Dabostopheles! Boykinus Maximus Testiculus, Bitchus! I am a Golden Gridiron God! Bow to me, Puny Earthling!!
ReplyDeleteSitting in a dark room by yourself blogging about games on TV. You are a lonely, lonely man.
ReplyDeleteHe has lights on, well, one maybe, or a flashlight....TSP
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