Douchamigos:
Looks like there were only three invitees to the NYC jock-sniff club for the Heisman pickle pull this year.
Collin "Optimus" Klein.
Johnny Football Manziel.
Manatee ToeJam.
Did your list include these guys? No? Fuck you then.
Can't wait for the final tally.
Feather my bung.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
I like trophies...
ReplyDeleteMcDouche
Before the Commish totally douched the process, my first group of picks included Johnny Manziel, to which Jimwit replied, "Johnny who?"
ReplyDeleteI think that means I win the tie breaker this year.
Don't count on it, DBJ.
ReplyDeleteTime for a defensive Heisman winner, Stink Asses
ReplyDeleteCould happen, StoolSwatch.
DeleteDefense will rule today, as it should....McPredictin'
ReplyDeleteWow, what a surprise, another quarterback....glory whores always overshadow the real players.....America continues it's downward spiral...
ReplyDeleteMcSad