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Saturday, December 1, 2012

Boogie Woogie, Bitches



HEY!!!

Week 14 and we're already underway.

SkHank can no longer be ignored. He ain't just playing for the Liberace (3rd place). He's gunnin' for the whole head o' cabbage. UCLA downed again, twice in one week, by the mighty Cardinal. This time it's FOR REAL:  (8) Stanford 27 -  (17) UCLA 24, skHank grabs the PAC-12 crown and heads to the Rose Bowl. Where he will probably face some cut-rate clown from the Big Ten. His points are adding up, People.

Other games:

(12) Oklahoma @ TCU. I comin' for you, Big Game Bob. Toot, toot goes the TCU horn, Bitch.
(13) Florida State U @ Georgia Tech. Seminole Syph vs. G Tech. Is this a championship game? I think so. But it's an ACC championship game. Yawn.
(23) Texas @ (7) Kansas State U. Here you go, Q. No need to thank the Frogs for tenderizing old Bevo for you last week. Mack Brown goes down. Bevo: it's what's for dinner!
(14) Nebraska @ Wisconsin. Talk about a boring 'conference championship'. Still, a win could bag you some much needed points, Snott. Get in Bo Pellini's head. It's not difficult. He's a maniac psycho.
Kansas @ West Virginia U. SeaScrote, remember when your team mattered? Long time ago, eh, Buddy?

HEY!!!

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life




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