Washington Huskies over Oregon Ducks in an instant classic, 36 -33, in Seattle. Oregon misses last gasp FG attempt to send it into OT which is, frankly, more than I would have been able to take. Took the game in with the grandson who had no fucking clue what was going on but high-fived appropriately. For me, Washington is the best team in the country right now and Oregon is not far behind.
Notre Dame just fucking destroys USC in South Bend. This was a brutal massacre of a pretend-to-be-really-good team. Here's Caleb Williams' stat line: 23/37 for 199 yds, 5.4 yd avg., 1 TD and 3 INTs. He fumbled once, too. QBR = 55.7.
Sam Hartman? 13/20 for 126 yds, 6.3 avg., 2 TDs, 0 int. QBR: 80.7
USC with 5 turnovers.
ND with 6 sacks and 11 TFLs and 2 TDa (a pick-six and a forced fumble scoop and score). Let's not leave out the kick-off return for 6.
Notre Dame 48, USC 20.
UCLA gets skonked by Oregon State 36 -24 in Corvallis, ORE. Damien Martinez rumbles for 90 yds on 15 totes, 6 yds/carry. The defense comes up with 3 INTs, one of them a 67 yd pick-six ( here's to YOU, Ryan Cooper, Jr. ). In fact, the Beavs had 104 yds on interception returns alone. And, just for fun, 5 sacks and 5 TFLs.
Don't come to Corvallis.
SockPuppet:SWEEP! 5 to go to 14.
Lola: A deuce to make 13.
BreauxFreaux: SWEEP! 5 to reach 15.
Timmy!: 2 to make 9. Betrays his Domers at exactly the wrong time. Hell is your eventual home.
Snottie: SWEEP! Add 5 to reach 16 and a share of the lead.
DPo: SWEEP! Also picks up 5 to make it 16 and share the Crown, however briefly.
Chiba: 2 to make 12.
Q: 1. One. Still, Q has 15. Not a great weekend for Q-woman.
McLovin: 2 to make 16 and he has a share of the lead, too. Sausage-fest at the top, eh, Lads?
$$uke: SWEEP! 5 to make it 13. Crawling out of the basement.
KBron: 1 to make 9. Not your weekend.
DogTheBountyHunter: 1 to make it 11. Not sure about your values.
Ronde': 2 to make 14. Poised for a break out and boy are you gonna' need it, Mr. GreenWave.
CCS: 2 to go to 12. As the BRFL leader, GG points are a big fucking deal to this ToolSack.
Lance Herbstrong
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