GG Week 8 Results

Penn State 12, Ohio State 20. In Cbus. An injury-riddled Ohio State squad faces the best PSU has to offer and, well, slaps the NIttany Lion around like a little bitch. Penn State is NOT Ohio State's rival. Deal with it. 

 Oklahoma State fucks up West Virginia U on the road in Blacksburg. Mike Gundy is a very good coach. Cowboys 48, Mountaineers 34. 

The University of Miami 28, Clemson 20. Mario Cristobal may suck at clock management but he can still beat Sad Dabo's sorry fucking ass at home. Clemson on life-support.

SockPuppet: 1 to make 15. 

Lola: 2 to make 15. She was a nobody. Now? Almost somebody.

BreauxFreaux: 1 to reach 16.

Timmy!: 1 to go to 10. You are in last place.

Snottie: 1 to go to 17. BRFL implications have to be considered when discussing this Turd in GG.

DPo: 2 to go to 18. In the thick of things, f'sure.

Chiba: 2 to go to 14. Every point is precious.

Q: 2 to go to 17 and you are even more GG focused than Chiba, the way USC is playing. 

McLovin. Lawdy, lawdy. SWEEP! Suddenly Lovin is in sole possession of first place with 5 to go to 21. I'm conflicted about this whole deal. 

$$uke: 1 to go to 14. No mojo. NONE.

KBron: 2 to go to 11. Consider getting your shit squared away. Or not. I don't care. 

DogTheBountyHunter: 1 to go to 12. 'Suck' is what you do.

Ronde': You want him to go away. But he won't. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19 and he's #2 in GG.

CCS. 1 to go to 13. Not bad, not good. But concerning. 

Let's just go home. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life