SockPuppet: Texas 31 over Houston 24, on the road. Quinn Ewers has a fucked up shoulder and things aren't going as planned. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP shows +1 love. +3 weekend. Total +17. #7 AP.
Lola: LSU guts Army, 62 - 0 in Baton Rouge. Really? Hang 62 on a Service Academy? Whatever. Brian Kelly. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP is impressed with this slaughter and adds +4. +6 on the weekend. Lola now at minus 6 and #15 AP. IT IS ALIVE!
Breuax: In Salt Lake City, Texas Tech takes another 'L', this time from a bunch of crazed polygamists, BYU 27 - TTech 14, Cougars with the dub. Stay at +3. Unranked AP.
Timmy! Domers with the BYE week. 1 for the no drop and, the ultimate AP love, +1 on the BYE week. +2 for the week off. +11 on the season. #14 AP.
Snottie: Wazzu throws a scare into the Ducks in Eugene. At least until Oregon fucking buries them. 38 - 24 Oregon. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 on the AP move up. +3 weekend and Snottie pulls in with +20 on the year, #8 AP.
DPo: Bucky Badger picks off lowly Illinois 25 - 21 on the road in Champaign. 1 for the win. Wisco rolling with the red shirt freshman QB now that the much-travelled Tanner Mordecai has a surgically altered throwing hand. +1 for the win. Congrats. You've arrived at minus 5. Unranked AP.
Chiba: Oh no, Dabo. Another 'L'. This time at the hands of the Miami Hurricanes, 28 - 21. Clemson on life support. Stay at a horrific minus 19 BRFL. Unranked AP. Season of Suffering for The Chews.
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Q. : Injury plagued Utah waltzes into the Coliseum and drops USC 34 - 32. The AP drops USC minus 6. It's a costly weekend. Q with minus 14 as her pick goes completely sour. Avoids the REAM though. #24 AP. Lincoln Riley gets pneumonia. Fuck him.
McLovin: Ohio State 20, Penn State 12. A surprise, how consistently shitty Ohio State's special teams are. They pay a coach 500K a year for their specail teams to suck. Oh well. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The Lovin works his way up to +5, #3 AP.
$$uke. BYE week for the Beavers. But...HOT-CHA-CHA! AP gives me week-off-love. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up, +20 on the season, #11 AP. Snottie, if the season ended tomorrow, no fucking way you get your hands on The Liberace.
KBron: Ole Miss gets by Auburn in the loveliest village on the plains, 28 -21. You get the sense of Joey Freshwater and the Runnin' Rebs sort of lurking about. Waiting for others to fail. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. And the AP is paying attention: +1 on the move up. +3 weekend. That puts the Bronie at +23 on the season. #12 AP.
DogTheBountyHunter: Kansas State delivers a hideous pasting to terribly sucking TCU, 41 - 3 in Manhattan. Is there life left in the Wildcats? Dunno!? 1 for the win. DTBH at minus 7. Unranked in the AP.
Ronde': This fucker is NOT dead yet. North Texas visits New Orleans and the Tulane Green Wave. And they go home with the 'L'. Tulane 35, North Texas 28. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +1 from the Almighty AP. +3 weekend for the Wanderin' Surgeon o' the West and it's +11 on the season, #22 AP.
CCS: Is UCF really good? I ask that because they seem to give a lot of good teams a really hard time. Do these 'good teams', in reality, blow? Dunno! I'm just asking questions here, People. Oklahoma ekes out a win over UCF, 31 - 29 in Norman. The AP is quietly judging. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +27 on the year. #6 AP. Tight pucker for CCS. But he is Numero Uno in the BRFL.
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