The Threat Level remains severe. But, Jimmy. Earth to Jimmy!? There's some guy running around named Connor Stalions who is either an unemployed porn star looking for some extra money by carrying around a clipboard on your sideline and jotting down coffee orders or an actual, USMC-trained, cyber-snooper double-ought spy working for THE EVIL WOLVERINE CONSPIRACY.
You make the call, People.
And remember, you can't have a Michigan Manifesto without a Michigan Man.
Lance Herbstrong
Commissioner for Life
The Threat Level is REAL!
ReplyDeleteIt's SEVERELY Severe and REAL AS FUCK.
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