BRFL Week 6 Results

 

SockPuppet. It was fun while it lasted. Oklahoma upsets Texas in Dallas, 34 - 30 and the AP docks you minus 6. +12 on the Season, #9 AP.

Lola. For a while there it looked like Brian Kelly was going to shit all over himself again. But a late game rally gets the dub for LSU. LSU 49 over Missouri 39 on the road. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. Minus 17 on the year. #22 AP. Why is LSU still ranked?

BreauxFreaux. Injury plagued and left for dead, yet they keep winning. On the road against rudderless Dave Aranda led shit-pile Baylor it's TTech 39, Baylor 14. 1 for the win. +3 on the season. Unranked. 

Send in the Clowns

Timmy! Notre Dame looks like shit in a 33 - 20 road loss to Louisville who ran all over them. Sam Hartmann with three INTs. Marcus Freeman is in over his head. USC up next week. The AP finally wakes up and slams the Domers with an 11 point drop. You now have +1 on the season. #21 AP and flirtin' with the REAM.

Snottie. BYE week for the Ducks. 1 for the no drop. +18 on the season. #8 AP. Showdown with UDub this weekend.

DPo. Wisco 24, Rutgers 13 at Camp Randall. 1 for the win. -6 on the season. Unranked AP.

ChibaChews. At home, Clemson ekes out a win over Wake Forest 17 -12. You're a sufferin' bastard this year, Cheebs. Clemson is ass. Minus 19 on the season. Unranked.

Q. At home it takes USC three overtimes to overcome powerhouse Arizona, 43 - 41. USC defense no-shows. Again. AP drops you 1. You have 0 on the season. #10, AP. Unbelievably.

McLovin. Ohio State pulls away from Maryland in the second half, 37 - 17. The offensive line for the Buckeyes is just plain bad. You actually got a 1 point move up for this shit show. +1 on the season.

$$uke. Beavs pour it on at Cal, 52 - 40. But...Cal? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +13 on the season. #15 AP.

KBron. In Oxford, Ole Miss sneaks past Arkansas 27 - 20. Something about this game impressed the AP and Ole Miss got a +3 move up. +19 on the season. #13 AP.

DogTheBountyHunter. The Poke Sticks come out in Stillwater and Oklahoma State hands Kansas State the L, 29 -21. A grim season for The Dog. Minus 9. Unranked.

Ronde'. Tulane Green Wave with the BYE. 0 on the season. Unranked. 

CCS. Suddenly in the lead by a substantial margin, Oklahoma 34 - Texas 30. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and a 7 point leap from the AP. +26 on the year. #5 AP. How do ya' like them apples?

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life.