GG Week 9 Results

 

GG Week 9 Results.

Sparty 37, scUM 33 in East Lansing. One of the best games all year. Cade McNamara plays the game of his life but the true freshman, MooU corner snuffs his candle with this ridiculous pick. Imagine. A freshman. Dude was in high school this time last year. It's the big game at home and he has the ice-water-in-his-veins nerve to bait the scUM QB into a game sealing pick with under 1:30 to play. Just some awesome shit. The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy led this game by 16(!) in the third quarter. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

Guess I'll just one-hand this one.

Baylor 31, Texas Longhorns 24, another wild one in  Waco. You numb-skulls that picked Texas; did you know that the Texas special teams coach ditched his wife and kids to move in with a stripper (endowed with massive buttocks) named "Pole Assassin" and her pet monkey? 

Auburn 31, Ole Miss 20, Plainsmen down the Rebs. Nothing to see here, folks. Except Ronde' taking it in the shorts. WAR EAGLE! 

Let's move on.

BroFro. +2 to go to 17. Not too shabby. 

McLovin. Who the fuck is this asshole? 2 to go to 13.

Teebs. The worm is slowly turning for Wisconsin but you still suck ass at GG. 1 to go to 11. God.

DTBH. You are an overrated Tool. 2 to go to 11.

Snottie. Showing me some shit. 2 to go to 18. Still dislike you.

DPo. Double up on the pain, Bitch. 1 to go to 20. Not hard to pick against the Therapy Monkey.

SockPuppet. This play, during which the Commissioner cast aspersions upon SockPuppet/PuppetMaster, was also called down from the booth and reviewed. The ruling on the play is that SockPuppet did indeed enter picks for Week 9, at 10:53 AM, pulling basically the same shit, as QTripleX. The Commissioner, whose responsibility it is to be on the look-out for just such last-minute-pick-bullshit, fucked up and didn't check the blog. The blog doesn't lie. All SockPuppet's picks were wrong. But that doesn't change the fact that he participated. Which is a Blessed and Holy thing. 0 for you. Stay at 13.

'BoSuke. 2 to go to 18. God saw me pick evil scUM and was angered. 

Ronde'. How the Mighty have fallen.  1 to go to 13. Ole Miss?! Head injury much?

CCS. 2 to go to 17. Again, you need these points, ToolSack.

KBronieBoy. 2 to go to 20. Sausage tug with your homie DPo for all I care. Go ahead.

QXXX. After further review, QTripleX did blog her picks in at 11:01. Teasing the Commissioner with an eleventh hour pick is a bullshit move but totally legit. QXXX got 2. She got tripped up by the fat-assed pole dancer and her child mauling monkey. You have 12, TripleXQ.  

Lola. 2 to go to 20. What the fuck were you thinking with the Ole Miss pick? "Intellectually challenged" is a nice way to put it. Sad, sad face.

Kitten. Wow. 1 to go to 15. Mediocrity is your mission statement.

Overall, a really disappointing performance all around.

Better luck next week.

Jimbosuke

Commissioner for Life