GG Week 10 Results

 

GG week 10 Results.

Two weeks in a row without a sweep. 

The Commissioner came close to Betting The Ranch on this one. And he's sure glad he held off. 

The Commissioner thought ( nay, he was fairly certain ) that Kentucky would prevail at home vs. unranked Tennessee. But he overlooked one key factor; Kentucky is coached by a Stoops. And a Stoops will find a way to fuck things up. 

Sure enough, this here Stoops managed to cost his own team 15 yards, and take them out of scoring position, by following his huge gut out onto the field, all the way to the hash, just so he could scream at the ref. In vain, Stoops. In vain. 

But, as much as I will hate on them in a pathological fashion for at least a week, it's kind of nice to see Tennessee back from the dead. I particularly like their great big, baby-faced coach who looks exactly like some frat-brother who just rolled out of bed at 3:30 in the afternoon after an all night rager. 

The Aggies roll Auburn, TAMU 20, Tigers 3 in College Station.

Oklahoma State abuses West Virginia 24 - 3 on the road.

Tennessee comes to town and the Vols drop Kentucky 45 - 42 in Lexington. Fuck you, Mark Stoops.

BroFro. 2 to go to 19. Kentucky cornhole.

McLovin. 2 to go to 15. Stooped on the sweep.

Teebs. 2 to go to 13. StoopDog.

DTBH. 1 to go to 11. I smell shit.

Snottie. 1 to hit 19 total. Nailed the Tennessee game.

DPo. 2 to go to 22 and a share of the lead. Stoopified.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 15. Also tapped the Vols.

Bo$uke. 2 to go to 20. StoopsStealsSweep.

Ronde'. 1 to hit only 14. Regression.

CCS. 2 to reach 19. Kentucky Fried.

Bronita. 2 to go to 22. Shares the top spot with the 'Po. Hating on the Bluegrass State.

QTripleX. 1. Total 13. Not as bad as Dog.

Lola. 1 to "go" to 21. Slipping a little?

Kitten. 2 to go to 17. No friend of Kentucky

Taken as a whole the group turned in a pretty shameful performance this week.

Let's move on.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissiner for Life