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Sunday, November 14, 2021

GG Week 11 Results



 

GG Week 11 Results.

Finally.
Some people figure it out. 

Much hated Meechy 21, Penn State 17. Okay, the Iran-Iraq war analogy is getting old. But. Really? It was hard to root for either squad here. PSU is represented by the increasingly incompetent James Franklin. If  you saw the game you know what I mean. Sean Clifford deserves better. And Meechy? You can admire the players, and this year's squad features some truly gifted and gritty ballers (looking at you, Hassan Haskins), but then? Well. Jim Harbaugh. 

Ole Miss 29, TAMU 19. Joey Freshwater's got it goin' on in Oxford.

Wake Forest 45, North Carolina State 42. A barn burner in wherever the fuck Wake Forest plays. Winston-Salem? Guessing here. I guess it was a good game. I was passed out in front of the TV for most of it. Being a Commissioner is a heavy burden.And a penchant for substance abuse is not necessarily helpful.

BroFro. 2 to go to 21. Jimbo Fisher death threats.
McLovin. 1 to go to 16. Regression to the mean here? ToolPouch?
Teebs. 1 to go to 14. Applaud the participation here but, really, couldn't you try to do better? Please?
DTBH. 2 to go to 14. Okay. Okay. You suck, but you're improving. Keep 'chopping wood', Challenged Guy.
Fungus Ball (aka Snottie). 2 to go to 19. A field goal separates you from Glory and, instead, leaves you in 'meh' territory.
DPo. 1 to go to 22. PSU? Was this a reverse jinx call or what the fuck was this? Hello? 
SockPuppet. 2 to go to 17. You are climbing the ladder. Nothing negative. Makes me uncomfortable to say that. 
Ronde'. SWEEP! 5 to jump to 19. Did some lame Bitch get his mojo back this week?
CCS. 2 to go to 21. You are 'somebody' in GG. Not necessarily somebody I think highly of.
Bronita. SWEEP! 5 to reach 27. The undisputed leader. Separating from the mob.
QXXX. zero. None right. Reclaiming last place with 13. I have no words.
Lola. SWEEP! 5 to go to 26. Cage match with Bronita on the horizon.
Kitten. 1 to go to 17. Neither fish nor fowl. Who is this 'Kitten' of whom I speak?


On balance? This was an impressive performance by the group on three difficult picks. 
Kudos. 
Feel good about yourselves.
For about 2 seconds.


Jimbo$uke,
Commissioner for Life




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