BRFL Week 10 Results

 

BRFL week 10 Results.

Washington goes down swinging to the Oregon Ducks. Oregon 26, Wash U 16. The Huskies O-line coach gets the boot after this one. A good weekend for SockPuppet. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and the AP gives love with a +2 bump. Subtotal +4. Grand total +21 on the season.

Iowa State fillets Texas 30 -7 at home. Bevo. It's what's for dinner. Lola claws back another point. Minus 20 the total. Season of Pain rolls on.

Utah molests Stanford 52 - 7 at The Farm. Stanford is just not very good. A win is a win and Snottie steps out of the darkness and into the light. +1 for Snottie. Here's something. I grow tired of the handle "Snottie". From now on I'm switching from Snottie to "Fungus Ball". More on that next week.

USC visits Arizona State and loses 31 -16. Maybe it was a good game. I really don't know. DPo has suffered mightily this season. Someday USC will be good again. This is not that day. Zeros across the Big Board. Total stays at minus 10. 

Coastal Carolina fucks up Georgia Southern 28 - 8 on the road but they lose their QB for the season in the process. That's not good. BroFro is crying in his beer. Worse, the AP somehow justifies a 1 point drop so the weekend is a wash. Zero. +15 the total. 

Cincinnati puts a scrappy Tulsa team away at home. Bearcats 28 - Golden Hurricanes 20. Luke Fickell's squad still undefeated, still getting dissed by every Poll in the land. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Kitten advances to second place with +23. Quietly the Kitty is putting together a season to remember.

Ole Miss puts the wood to The Savior's Student-Athletes 27 - 14 in Oxford. The optics of this matchup said "pay-day game". I don't think that was intentional. Ronde' rewarded with 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and an incomprehensible 3 point move-up by the dope-smokin' AP for +5 on the weekend. Really? +3 for dumping the God Squad at home? Whatevs. +32 total for the lead by a whole fucking lot.

As noted, Huskies 16, Ducksies 26. CCS is sad. Another weekend full of zeros. I know, I know. You want the pain to stop, Chip. It's not going to. Minus 6 is, like,  your permanent address.

Formerly highly touted Iowa visits Northwestern and escapes Evanston with a 17 - 12 win. Kirk Ferentz continues to pocket serious cash for underperforming. You'd expect Pat Fitzgerald, woefully underpaid for doing more with less year after year, to just stalk across the field and beat the living shit out of him. DTBH paddles his slow boat to nowhere. +1 for the win. +15 the total. 

TOSU 26 over Nebraska 17 in Lincoln. Another game for TOSU where a win felt like a loss. Bucks suddenly relying on their defense (?!) to keep them in games. Running game is a dog playing dead. Bo$uke learning all about 'low ceilings'. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and a totally forgettable total of +5.

Wisco carpet-bombs Rutgers, 52 - 5 on the road. While we weren't looking Paul Chryst's Badgers somehow have been reborn into a road-grading, blood thirsty Frankenstein monster. What the fuck happened? Some bad news; Chez Melluzi done for the year. Still. This will be remembered (if only by Teeblations) as the weekend that saved the season. 1 for the win, +5 for landing at AP #20 and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! +5 more for a grand total of +11. Suddenly the Teebster is at zero and about to break into the Light.

UNC wakes from the dead and lets the gas out of the Wake Forest bag, 58 -55. Never in a million years, right? This actually happened. This one earns The Commissioner's Box Score of the Week recognition. North Carolina. Left by the side of the road and given up for dead by everybody, especially me, turns in an awe-inspiring offensive performance at  home vs heavily favored Wake Forest. They run the ball like a Boss, with one RB going for 213 on 22 carries and another going for 104 on 21 totes. 330 on the ground and another 216 through the air as Sam Howell goes 16/26 with 0 INTs. 2 interceptions by the TarHeels D didn't hurt the effort. Bronita suddenly has a reason to feel less than totally worthless as a human being. 1 for the win never felt so good. Minus 14 the total. 

UGA toys with Mizzu before letting them off easy with just a 43 - 6 drubbing in Athens. Missouri. Really? You've got to be kidding. Consider rejoining the shell of the Big-12. McLovin prowls along the perimeter of BRFL relevancy with 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and a total of +17. Rape arrest hurts the Bulldog linebacking corps.

And, as previously mentioned, God Squad 14, Ole Miss 27. Way closer than I thought it would be. QTripleX stumbles along in the purgatory of a very questionable pick. +7 the total. Faith is one thing. Actually believing the bullshit is another. 

Thoughts and prayers.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life