GG Week 11 Games

 

GG Week 11 Games.

Two weeks, no sweeps. Let's see if you turds can make it three. 

Oh, and before I forget. One of our brethren couldn't remember what "Betting the Ranch" was.

Hey, if your brain were no bigger than a doll's eye you'd have trouble remembering shit too. 

I don't know how many times I've sent you droolers copies of the Living Document. Yet, still, I would be willing to bet that only SockPuppet knows what Betting the Ranch is. Because he did it once. And got burned.

Paraphrasing the Living Document, 'cause I'm at work and don't have the Sacred Scroll handy, Betting the Ranch is something any BRFLer can do once a season. And only once. 

Basically you take half of your GG points (rounding up) and bet that you SWEEP! GG that week. If you pull it off, you get a double DIDDLE  in the BRFL that week (10 points ) plus whatever you get legit. And you get to keep your GG points plus your SWEEP! But if you don't sweep ... you forfeit all those GG points that you bet, plus you get the GRRREAM!: a minus 5 point kick right in the ass in the BRFL. And here's the deal; any points you might have picked up legitimately in the BRFL that week you forfeit. You don't get 'em.  All you get is a good minus five fucking-over that week. 

That's Betting the Ranch in broad strokes. I'll have to check the details and get back to you. 

Michigan Wolverines @ Penn State, Noon ABC

Texas A&M @ Ole Miss, 7 PM ESPN

NC State Wolf Pack @ Wake Forest, 7:30 PM ACCNetwork

Congratulations, you don't have to watch a game on FOX and listen to Gus Johnson go into full-screaming-orgasm mode every time some fucker from Nebraska gains two yards on second down. 

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life