BRFL Week 12 Results

 BRFL Week 12 Results.

Oregon gets hosed by Utah 38 - 7. We've talked about this.

The AP is merciless. A minus seven amputation for the Ducks. Sock Puppet with +17.

Iowa State 21, Fucking Oklahoma 28. Don't worry, Lola. The Sooners are going to get theirs. Naught on the weekend. Still minus 20 fo' you.

There was a time when we thought Snottie was a goner. 

No more. Utah trots out the bizarre Unis and skonks the Ducks 38 - 7. 

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. An orgy of AP love spells +8 more. 10 pointer on the weekend.

Snottie roars into +18.

USC. Another week. Another package of Massengill. UCLA 62 - USC 33. Zeros on the weekend for 'Po. Stay at -10.

Coastal Carolina 35, Texas State 21. Texas State. A win's a win. Pathetic or otherwise. 1 for the win. +8 for BroFro.

Bearcats hammer the Ponies 48 -14. Still undefeated. CFP. CFP. CFP! Kitten screeches into second place with, (can you believe this shit?) 1 for the win, then a bend over by the AP with a one point drop so the weekend is a wash. Zero. Still +23 the total. 
Fucking AP. Anybody else beats SMU they get a 2 point move up.

Ole Miss butchers Vandy 32  - 17. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 2 points of love from the AP. +4 weekend. Fucking Ronde' way out front with +40. PLUS FORTY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

U Washington buggered by the Buffs. Colorado 20, Huskies 17. Jesus, CCS. What a horrible life. You have minus 6.

Iowa eeks one out against lowly Illinois 33 -23. Normally I would applaud any whupping of Bert Bielema. Except in this case where I feel compelled to remark, "Fuck you, Sean." DTBH with 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up (Illinois?), +3 weekend and Dog is at +19. 

TOSU. Ass-whipping of MooU 56 - 7. Normally that would translate into 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +3 love from the move up for +5 on the weekend. I get none of that, since I bet the ranch and lost. Instead I get a GREAM!, the infamous minus 5. 'Bo$uke craps out at +3.

Wisco continues to rally, despite Graham Mertz. 35 - 28 over hapless Nebraska. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. Teeblations climbs to +6.

UNC violates Wofford 34 -14. What the fuck is this, Bronita? A payday game? 1 for the win, Turd. Minus 13.

Georgia. Talk about fucking pay-day games. Bulldogs survive a  hard-fought contest with perennial power-house Charleston Southern, 56 - 7. 1 for the win and 1 for the no drop. Total + 21. I smell your fear. 

The God Posse gets the shit kicked out of themselves by the Rajin' Cajuns 42 -17 at home. This pick did not work out. Stay at +7.

North to Ann Arbor. 

DEATH OR GLORY.

Men of the Scarlet and Grey!

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life