BRFL Week 11 Results

 

BRFL Week 11 Results.

Read no further, Brothers and Sisters, without pausing to take note of my Venmo handle:

@James-LaCava-2   

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Let's move on, to this past week's action.

Oregon  beetles Wazzu 38 -  24 at home but, still. I think this squad is losing altitude. 

Anthony Brown balls out and is the team's leading rusher. Kayvon Thibodeaux is Kayvon Thibodeaux. But something seems off. Like, just before a team totally douches out and reveals their inner suckness. 

Sock Puppet grabs one for the win, one for the no drop and one for the AP move up (why?), +3 Saturday and it's +24 total for Sock. 

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Iowa State visits Texas Tech at wherever TTech plays and  fucking loses, 41 - 38. Season of Shit rolls on for Lola. Naughts across the big board. Remain at minus 20. Strong performance in GG by the L-woman begs the question; why not Bet the Ranch?

                              

The Utes skonk the U of Arizona on the road, 38 -14 and it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for Snottie. Out of the Darkness and Into the Light, Brave BRFLer. 1 for the win. 1 for landing @ #24 and 5 for the DIDDLE. Utah playing them some defense with 3 sacks and 7 TFLs vs the Wildcats.

USC vs Cal postponed. DPo takes the weekend off. Uninterrupted masturbation. Zeros across the board. Remain at minus 10.

You get your mail in Frown Town when your starting QB goes down. 

Coastal Carolina  hosts Georgia State and gets beat, 42 - 40. BroFro's prospects dim. A lot. 

Minus three for the free fall from #22 AP to out of the Poll and then... then? REAM! Minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. The Bro backs up to +7 on the season. Sadness reigns. 

Cincinnati dusts UCF on the road, 45 -28. He is Kitten. Hear him roar. 

1 for the win butt...fucked! AGAIN. By the AP, with a 1 point drop. So the week is a wash and on one could fault Kitty if he started to develop a persecution complex and began shopping for ghost-gun parts on-line. Stay at +23.

TAMU comes to Oxford and gets scrubbed by the Rebs 29 - 19. For Christ's sakes shave, Jimbo Fisher. Ronde' keeps his foot on the gas; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP shows +2 love and the Ron adds 4 for a total of +36. Some motherfucker is looking a little untouchable. 

Wash U hosts Arizona State and loses 35 - 30. Piss-poor tackling and an untimely pick six doom the Huskies who actually looked like the better team here. Does that matter? Fuck no. The Wall of Zeroes that CCS put up this week is what matters. Stay at minus 6.

Goldie visits Iowa City and it's Iowa 27, Minnesota 22 in the Battle of Once Promising Teams. Nobody, including the AP, gives a shit about this game but DTBH logs +1 for the win. Total is +16. 

                                                       

Purdue Pete and his merry band of horn-tuggers pull into Columbus and get violated by the Buckeyes 59 - 31. I could trot out the old 'box score of the week' shit and point out how TOSU didn't even really need to suit up the punter for this one, but I won't. This was supposed to be a good game and degenerated into an embarrassing ass-kicking in the first quarter. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 full of love from the AP for a 3 pointer on the weekend. Jimbo$uke at +8.

                              

Northwestern comes  to Camp Randall. Mistake! The Badgers victimize the Boys from Evanston, 35 - 7 as the Resurrection in Wisconsin rolls on. Teebs with 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and AP love of 1 more for a +3 Saturday and a total of +3. Into the Light! The Rapture. So beautiful. 

UNC  visits Pitt and gets dumped 30 -23. A season to forget for Komronovich. Zeros all the way. Stay at minus 14. I have it on good authority that the BronieBro considered betting the ranch this weekend. And he swept. What a difference that would have made. Sad. Face.

The Dawgs head to Knoxville and give up an unheard-of 17 points before skinning the Vols 42 - 17. Who isn't sick of these assholes? McLovin pockets all he can get; 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +19 for McTurdFace. 

God Squad had a BYE.  Quiet time in the chapel. QTripleX rests at +7. 

From Black Edelweiss:

"The hours in the assembly area before an attack are among the most miserable moments in a soldier's life. The thought of one's own death cannot be chased away, nor can the nagging certainty that one's own luck cannot be permanent. This waiting, I think, is the most somber experience of being up front in a war which seems endless; sooner or later, it is bound to be my turn. Death is no shared or communal experience; it is utterly individual. In those moments one is quite alone in the middle of his comrades. No one talked, our faces were concealed in the dark; only now and then a face under the peak of a mountain cap would light up from the glow of a cigarette." 

                - Johann Voss (a pseudonym), a machine gunner in the Waffen SS, on the eve of the Battle of Reipertsweiler, Germany. January, 1945.

Week 12 up next.

'Bo$uke,

Commissioner for Life