GG Week 13 Results

GG Week 13 Results:

Ole Miss scuttles Mississippi State 31 - 21 in Starkville. Mike Leach no bueno.

Michigan man-handles TOSU 42 - 27 in Ann Arbor and it wasn't even close. Total domination.

Oklahoma drops the Bedlam game to Oklahoma State, 37 - 33 in Stillwater and Lincoln Riley skips town for the west coast with a PokeStick hanging out of his ass before the dust even settles. Stay classy, Lincoln. 

Jim Harbaugh is kind of a douche but you have to admire what he's done at scUM. No coach in the last 5 years has been derided and spit upon as much as Harbaugh. Yet he stuck with a program that, when he inherited it from BRADY HOKE, was a three-alarm dumpster fire of shitty assistant coaches and misfit recruits.

And he turned it around 180 degrees. Meechy didn't just beat TOSU in Ann Arbor in the snow Saturday. They stole their souls. And that comment (which, characteristically, Khaki Pants screwed up) about "some people that are standing on third base" (it's actually, "that are BORN on third base") and "think they hit a triple. But they didn't", wouldn't sting so much if there wasn't so much truth in it. 

Look at that clown, Brady Hoke. And then remember what Ryan Day inherited 3 years ago. And what he's done with it.  

A wise ex-BRFLer named Martin Ryan once famously said, "College football is cyclical". The worm turns. Truer words were never spoken. 

BroFro. 1 to go to 27.  You're lucky you had the 'Pokes.

McLovin. 2 to go to 19.

Teeblations. So close to a sweep but, well. Teebs. Picked Mississippi State. 2 to go to 16. Still pretty bad.

DTBH. 1 to go to 16. Laughable.

Snottie. 1 to go to 27. Oklahoma? Seriously? In T. Boone Pickens Stadium?

DPo. Should have been the Rapture yet you forgot the Thursday game and went with TOSU. God      judges you harshly. 1 to go to 26.

SockPuppet. 1 to go to 20. Yawn. PuppetMaster with no mojo.

Bo$uke. The woe. The tragedy. 2 to go to 13. Holds down last place.

Ronde'. 2 to go to 21. Meh.

CCS. 1 to go to 24. You need to do better.

Bronita. SWEEP! Separation Saturday for the Bronie. And, yes, there was a guy in full-body Bronie    suit at the Michigan game, caught on TV. White unicorn with rainbow mane. How many saw                  it? 5 to go to 37.

QXXX. 2 to go to 17. Slowly righting the ship.

Lola. 2 to go to 30. You need a sweep badly.

Kitten. 2 to go to 25. Don't even talk to me.

On to the Conference Championships.

Jimbo$uke,

Commissioner for Life