Week 4, BRFL Ocho

Bitcheremos!

Greetings. Strap in for week 4, BRFL, Season Ocho.

Snottie's Clemson Tigers at North Carolina State. Wolf pack overmatched. Thursday night.
Q Love and the Boise Broncos v. Fresnot. Tough to pick. Friday night.
Florida International @ Louisville, Saturday. What is "Florida International", Sean?
Marshall @ Virginia Tech. Double Maalox/ Jamieson's cocktail, BroFro. Every game is lose-able.
North Texas @ Georgia. Fuck you, PayDay McLovin'.
Purdue @ Wisconsin. Trap game for the Bumblin'Badgers, Sucksuckit?
Utah State @ USC. Utah State heavy fave, Lame DPo.
Louisiana-Monroe @ Baylor. Yawn. It's so great knowing I'm me.
Southern Methodist U @ Texas A&M. Date Rapists vs. Prison Sodomites, TBo.
Savannah State @ Miami. How bad does Savannah State need cash, Randingle?
New Mexico State @ UCLA. Why were there only two thousand Mexicans at the Alamo, ClemboSlice?

They could only find two cars.

Michigan State @ Notre Dame. Sparty, kill the Beast. Smite the Domers where they live and cover thyself in glory. So let it be written.
So let it be done.

Long live Jimbosuke.

Commissioner for Life.