Wek 5, BRFL Tilts

Week 5, Twerk Douglas:

V Tech @ G Tech. Thursday night game. BroFro keeps hope alive. Not.
    Way. BroFRo gets the win. VTech improves to 4-1. 17-10 the final.

#15 Miami @ South Florida. Saturday kick off. RandTwerk.
   Miami 49, SoFla 21, Randude Unchained.

Wake Forest @ #3 Clemson. Scogina Kotex.
    Clemson 56, Wake 7, ScoTurd humbles another one.

#6 LSU @ #9 Georgia. McMuffDiver.
     Georgia 44, LSU 41, Crazy Les Miles hate-fest.

#10 Texas A&M @ Arkansas. Bert Bielema Prison Bitch Blues. Timmy Bons.
     Tex A&M 45, Arkansas 33, Johnny Fball sticks it to the suuuuueeeee.

#23 Wisconsin @ #4 TOSU. Bucky Badger Rim-bore in the Shoe. SockPuker.
      TOSU 31, Wisco 24. Men of the Scarlet and Gray.

Southern Mississippi @ Boise State. QLove in Hell.
     Boise 60, So. Miss. 7. QLove Domination.

USC @ Arizona State. DPo/Dog Shit mistaken identity moment.
     Az State 62, USC 41. Lane Kiffin shit canned on the bus ride home. There is hope, DBlow.

Michigan State U bye week, hopeless pussyism = Chip n' Syph
Baylor bye Week, thank God for Jimbosuke, all goodness to him.
Louisville bye week, Big East gay fisting march to SeaGra's house.
UCLA bye week, Clembosuke Knob Polish Kit, $9.99.

deese nutz,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.


Or, in other words (thanks to the DPometron):

Randidler		22
Commish		20
Clem		16
Scott		14
Sean		11
Timmy!		6
McStool		6
Paul		4
Chip		3
Chuckie		-1
Drew*		-3
Q-Love		-8

* Not counting the 10 point bonus for having the head coach fired mid-season.