BRFL Week 2 Schedule, M'Bitches

Week 2, BRFL Style:

Kentucky @ Louisville. You are scum, SeaGrass.
Tennessee Tech @ Wisconsin. "Doomed" is your middle name, HotPocket.
South Florida @ Michigan State. Little Bro' gets  hit in the seat, ChiSuck.
South Carolina State @ Clemson. Oooooooh. Tough one, Snottie.
W. Carolina @ Vagina Tech. Any other team I'd be thinking "payday". V Tech? Not so much, BroFro.
Tennessee-Martin @ Boise State. Hyphenated school names: more proof that the deep south is gay. Q-Love wins.
Buffalo @ Baylor. JimboHuge hoping the Buffsters left it all on the field v. TOSU. Long may Jim reign.
SowCow @ Georgia. McTool, WTF?! Georgia? Two words: Foooooooood. Stamps.
Sam Houston State @ Texas A&M. You've got to be fucking shitting me. T Bons, for shame. Pay day. For real.
Florida @ Miami. Finally. A real game. Randingle, this is your season.
Bye weak for UCLA and ClemboSlice.
USC @ Washington State U. Anybody's game when your coach is Lane Sniffin', Drewche.

Feel the love, Boys.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life