GG just got a little tighter thanks to a douche-fest trey of games over the last couple days.
Behold: Snottie also rises.
DSlow adds 1, 49 maintains dominance.
BroDouche adds the deuce, 48.
ClemboSlice adds zip, 44.
Snottie adds 1, 41.
CCS sweeps in with 5, 40.
McLovin' falls flat, gets snuffed, 0, 40.
Jimbosuke, adds 1, 39. Losing altitude by the game.
Q, no entry, 0, stay at 36.
SeaBag, no entry, 0, stay at 33. "What's your deal?"
Randribble, no entry, zed, stay at 29. Awful.
SockPup adds 1, 27, at least you're trying.
Timay, no entry, nada, 20. No mas.
Don't forget the three games tonight. See previous post.
Hear me my People: it won't always be this easy. I'm not a fan of "guessing" your way to GG Glory. So when we get down to bowl games that really matter, as in BCS bowl games, those are going to be worth more. Harken, ye slaves of the BRFL! We are not returning to the 100,000 watt slightly-scary-enthusiasm of the McLovin' era. But we are gonna'...mmm....keep it real. Nome sane?
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl
12/24/2013 2 PM in Honolulu, Hawaii
Boise State (QLove!) v. Oregon State Beavers
Little Caeser's Bowl (Pizza,pizza!)
12/26/2013 6 PM
Pittsburgh v Bowling Green
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
12/26/2013 9:30 PM
Utah State v Northern Illinois Huskies
Mike Leach. The brunt of jokes even from little kids in Texas.
Maybe this will make some of the 7 of us who tapped Wash U in the New Mexico Bowl (and then watched Mike Leach suffer a late game mini-stroke and blow a huge lead) feel better.
GG results, first set of bowls.
DBlowLongTime: 2. Stays in first with 46.
BroPube: Deuce. Second with 44.
ClemboSlice. Say hello to my sweep, he says. 5. Moves into third with 39.
Jimbosuke. 1. Fucking Fresno State. They suck, Paul. 36.
Snottie. Two right. 35. Tied with his butt buddy McLovin'.
McLovin'. SCHWEEPER. 5. Back in it with 35.
QLove. double. 34.
SeaBag. dub. 33.
CCS. deuce. Mike Leach death threat called in. 30.
Randude. Der Sveepenhausen. 5. Up from obscurity at 28.
SockPuppet. 1. Embarrassing performance. 26.
Timay! 0. No entry. "Welllll, the world needs ditch diggers too, Danny."
Missed opportunity here, Amigos.
We should have offered the Toolmeister.
Just think of the "comments". Not to mention the BRFL Jambo taken to another level.
There are only a few intrepid BRFLers who can walk away with this thing:
DBlow; Winston 222. Manziel 46. McCarron 5. First place votes. Lets not go through that shit again.
McLOVIN'!; Winston 321. Manziel 74.
BroPubes; Winston 321.2.
Jimbosuke; McCarron 50. Manziel 20.
ClemboSlut; Winston 100. McCarron 51. Manziel 14.
SuckPuppy; Winston 300. Manziel 300.
Snottie; Manziel 500(!). Winston 250.
CCSuck; Winston 298. Manziel 32.
The six finalists, in case you missed it, are Jamies Winston (FSU), Jordan Lynch (NIU), AJ McCarron (Ala), Johnny Manziel (TA&M), Tre Mason (War Eagle) and Andre Williams (BC)
Army v Navy, 3 PM Saturday on CBS
Gildan New Mexico Bowl, Wash. U Huskies v Colorado State 2 PM 12/21 ESPN
Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl, #20 Fresno St. v #25 USC 3:30 12/21 abc
Heismania tonight, Bros!
Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life
This is not Connor Cook. This is not Devin Gardner. This is Tajh Boyd and the Buckeyes are doomed.
BRFL Week 15: Conference Championships.
Commissioner: 48, Baylor comes through and downs hated Bevo the Cow. More importantly Bob Stoops is my new best friend for knocking off Okie State. Hello, Fiesta Bowl. BCS Bowl worth 4.
Sniff n' Crotch: 46. Only an 10 point weekend. You bastard. Hating. Rose Bowl bound.* BCS Bowl.
ClemboScum: 23. No game, no problem. Add the no drop.
SackSuckit: 23. No play, 3 point pay day for Bucky Bugger. Where's the justice?
Snottie: 19. Weekend off for Clemson, grabs 2. You bad, numba ten long time.
RandStench: 15. Still mired in despair.
SeaGay: 12. Cardinals resting, take 2, DogPukeForLunch.
BroFart: 10. All quiet in Blacksburg, Bro.
Timgay!:. 6. Day off nets you 3 for the Aggies. Jump DPo. Literally.
DBlow: 4. Who's more bummed? You or Ed Orgeron? Troymen to resume sucking immediately.
QLoser: -3. Broncos back to pulling spuds. Year of the Turd.
McDingleHole: -5. Georgia had a bye. Played their best game. Add 3.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
*This is a correction. Chiposuke's win over Ohio State was a CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. When he LIVING DOCUMENT was amended prior to Season Cinque, conference championship games were awarded 3 points, non-BCS bowls earned 2, BCS bowls earned 4, the BCS championship game was increased to 10. All other wins pay 1. So, Chips week was a 10 point week and he totaled out at 46 heading to the Rose Bowl.
Should have stuck with Ed Orgeron. 6-2 including an upset of Stanford. A recruiting Magician from the SEC. And you scrap him for.... Seven Win Sark? Who's picking the TroyMen next year?
Here's the end of the play that doomed the Bucks and sent us to the Orange Bowl instead of the Rose. 4th and 2 and the call was Braxton wide right into the boundary and Sparty blew it up like a child's balloon. See Urban in the background looking gay? That's how you look when, for some strange reason, you stop running El Guapo, even though every time he touches the ball he gets 4 yards minimum, and, instead, you start emptying the backfield, the sure sign that Braxton is keeping it. 4th. And 2. Wide right, Braxton, into the boundary. Did I miss something or were the MSU corners the last fucking people you would want to run at on 4th down, game on the line, INTO THE BOUNDARY!? Just as well. Our pass defense is so hopelessly bad right now that we make every QB we play look like Peyton Manning. GOD. The pain. I'm cold. I'm so....cold.
GG.
One sweep. Damned if it wasn't DPo. He's the new leader. Picks up 5, has 44.
BroFro. 1 point, Retard. Second place. 42
Jimbosuke. Should have gone with Sparty. 3 points. 35. Third.
ClemBoSlice, aka CBS. 3 points. Mizzu? Douche. 34.
Snottie. Damned by the TOSU pick. 3. Now 33.
Q. 3 point haul. TOSU victim also. 32
Seannie. 2 out of 3. Coinflipping now, Doubledong? 31. You forgot to pick the TOSU game, Dingle.
McLove. 2/4. Put down the pipe, Doper. 30.
CCS. I fucking hate you so much right now. 28, PissFace.
SuckPuppy. 1. Nailed the Baylor game, Brainiac. 25. You kind of suck at this, don't you?
Randong. 2/4. Is your middle name, like, "Meh"? 23.
Timay! 0. Again. You are worse for mankind than global warming. You are a blight and a pestilence. Die.
Check out the link if you want to know why this picture is like acid in the eyes of all Buckeye fans.
This weeks games, Studs and Studettes,
#19 Louisville @ Cincinnati. Thursday. 7:30 PM ESPN Seannie Graham 31-24 Cardinals. Teddy Fucking Bridgewater. Pound for pound the toughest QB in football.
#25 Texas @ #9 Baylor Saturday. 3:30 PM FOX Jimbosuke, All Happiness To Him 30-10, Baylor Bears on a freezing cold day in Waco. Win the Big12. On to a BCS bowl.
(#5 Missouri vs. #3 Auburn 4 PM. CBS in Atlanta. War Damn Eagle.) non-BRFL game. Plainsmen over Mizzu, 59-42. Win the SEC and now on to the BCS Nat'l Champs game. War Damn Eagle.
(#7 Stanford @ #11 Arizona State 7:45 PM ESPN) Fear the Tree. The Cardinal downs Az State, 38-14, second consecutive trip to the Rose.
(#20 Duke vs #1 Florida State 8 PM abc) Semenholes blow out the Dukesters, 45-7. Good luck stopping Mahlzan's triple option.
#2 THE Ohio State University vs #10 Michigan State U. 8:17 PM FOX in Indianapolis. Chip Schanz. The dream dies in East Lansing. Sparty wins the BiG. On to the Rose Bowl. Good pick, ChiChancre.
"Onward to victory, we will cheer you wherever you go,
Our honor defend, we will fight to the end, for OH HI O!"
#5 Missouri Tigers vs. #3, The Plainsmen of Auburn. 4 PM Saturday. War Damn Eagle. In Atlanta.
#25 Texas Longhorns @ #9 Baylor. 3:30 PM. In Waco, TX.
#7 Stanford @ #11 Arizona State. PAC 12 bullshit. Don't know where they're playing. Good game though.
#2 THE Ohio State University vs. Michigan State U. 8:17 PM Saturday. In Indianapolis.
"Fight the team across the field show them Ohio's here."
Death or Glory, Men of the Scarlet and Gray.
1 point for each game, 5 for the sweep. Same as it ever was. GG be tight.
A note about Tyvis Powell (TOSU #23). Jim Tressel gotfired resigned on Memorial Day weekend a couple years ago. Followed by a wave of TOSU de-commits. The very first committment that TOSU landed, I think two days after Jimmy T. "resigned" was Tyvis Powell. And young Tyvis took a ton of shit for that. To which he responded, "I haven't heard that (Ohio State) cancelled the Business Administration major yet so I thought I still appreciated the scholarship offer." Tyvis Powell recovers a fumble and gets the game saving INT agains Meechy. Go, Tyvis.
Don't get the call. Dileo (#9, Meechy) had been KILLING TOSU all game. Think they might double him on the EP?
But going for two? No choice, really, and huge balls. Love it.
To business,
BroFro, still out front. Adds 1: 41
DPo, solid #2, picks up 1: 39
Jimbosuke, golly how we love him, OWNS 3rd place. Grabs 2. Fuck you, USC. 32.
ClemboSlice, nabs 2. If only he'd gone with the Plainsmen. 31.
Snottie, gets 1. War Eagle: 30
Kinky Three Way: McStool adds 2, damn USC, 29
Seannie, HORRIBLE OUTING, zero. 29
QLove, adds 2, hates USC, 29
Jesus you guys. Really?
CCS, just exceptionally bad. Zero. 26
Sock Pup, adds 2, should have gone away from Bama. 24
Randog, subject of some considerable ridicule around our table, Zero. 21
Timay! the life of a secret agent/man of mystery makes it hard to keep up with GG. Zed. 20.
*( #2 Florida State @ Florida. ESPN. 12 Saturday. Buckeye fans lovin' the Gators.)
*( #3 THE Ohio State University @ evil scUM.. Noon. Death or glory, Men of the Scarlet and Gray!)
Minnesota @ #11 Michigan State. Noon. BiG Ten Network. Chipn'Sniff.
*(#1 Alabama @ #4 Auburn. CBS. 3:30. Iron Bowl. Bury Satan on the Plains. War Eagle.)
a picture that makes the league question their sexuality and depth of their moral depravity>
Current Standings
Pts
Commish
41
Chip
33
Chuckie
27
Scott
24
Clem
15
Randidler
14
Drew
11
Paul
9
Sean
7
Timmy!
6
Q-Love
-4
McStool
-14
Commish - mention something about how he finally lost and may or may not have a thing for Asians. Boys. Asian boys.
Chip - call him some sort of venereal disease, say he's arrogant AND still insecure about his prick. Or pick. Mention how Sparty always implodes. Also mention that a ream is coming. And that he is a smug shit.
Chuckles- call him something semen-related; mention how uninspired his Wisconsin pick is. He too will be reamed.
Scott - Say something that will make him question his sexuality. Make fun of Clemson playing the Citadel. In November.
Clem - make sure Clem starts to worry about getting reamed next week. Tell him to start lubing his bung or something. Include comments about how he doesn't know what he is doing. Make a clever alteration to his name related to female genitalia or semen stains. Nah, just calling him Clem is funny enough.
Randidler - Refer to Randi as a she, mock her pick and how far she has fallen. Also, spell her name with an "i" because that's really funny.
Drew - Tell everyone how great you are and how USC will be in the top 10 after the Bowls. Admire your pick. And your wittiness. Mention how great it is to have a blog to share your genius.
Paul- refer to his hair as pubes. Remind everyone how dumb it is to pick Vagina Tech. Maybe misspell Virginia so it looks like Vagina. That's funny stuff right there. Clever, too.
Sean- Kinda make a big deal about how both he and Q are losing money. Question whether he really knows "what's going on".
Timmay! - Continue ongoing reference to a handicap retarded child. Tell him how ill-advised his pick is.
Q-spot - Make a clever reference to her lady pleasure place by altering her name. Tell her how bad her pick is and how both she and Sean are losing money.
McTurd - Call him Mc-something feces related. Ponder how large his bung has become. Suggest various organs he could sell to make a dent in his debt. But don't mention the eye. Not the eye. Off limits. But if you did, you could say funny things about how he doesn't need to watch Georgia suck it up any more. Or suggest various items that could be used to replace the sold eye. Like a bung.
I guess it could have been worse. I could have Oregon.
But I have Baylor. Who got completely owned by Okie State. Every single one of us picked Baylor except DPo. That should have been a sign.
Hating.
Very depressed.
Hung over.
Grateful that the AP let me off the hook with a gentle bump downward of only 6 spots.
So. To GG: Behold, Bitches,
BroFro: Still out front. Adds 2. Douched on the Baylor game. Dufus. 40.
DBlow: Second place sucks hind tit. Adds 2. Nailed the Baylor loss, fucked up and picked UCLA. 38.
'Bosuke: Owns third place. Added one. Condemned to a life of Douchebaggery. 30.
ClemboSlice: owns 1/3 share of fourth. Zero correct picks 2 weeks in a row. Kill yourself. 29.
Snottie: 1 point for the LSU pick. You're no genius, Homes. 29.
Seannie Graham. 1 point. LSU pick. Douchebag. 29.
Qlove: 2 points. Whiffed on the Baylor game. I spit on your foolishness. 27. Buddy up to McLovin'.
McLovin': 1. Arizona State pick. You picked Baylor. Condemnation and hell fire for you. 27.
CCS: 1. Arizona State. Chose Baylor. Asshole. 26.
SockPuppet: 0. Again. Gave Baylor the nod. You are a numbskull. So sad. 22.
Randle: 2. Should not have picked Baylor. Confirms your "retard" bona fides. 21.
Timay!: 0.Yawn. By not picking you prove yourself smarter than the other 11 turds in the BRFL. 20.
Earthquake in Stillwater, Oklahoma this morning. Just wait 'til Saturday night.
Check out the Herbie bug eyes. " Is that an earhquake in my pants or am I just glad to see me?"
BRFL Week 14:
The Citadel @ #7 Clemson. Noon. Saturday. Snottie domination.
Michigan State @ Northwestern. Noon. The Chipn'Sparty train keeps a rollin'.
Virginia @ Miami. Noon. Too close to call. BFD. Randy doomsday scenario.
#21 Louisville @ Memphis. Gammajamma/Teddy Bridgewater bromance.
#12 Texas A&M @ #22 LSU. Tigers open a can of whoop-ass on Johnny Suckballs, Timay! 3:30
#19 Wisconsin @ #25 Minnesota. A good game in the BiG. Not a great one. 3:30
#17 Arizona State @ #14 UCLA. ClemboSlice vs. the Evil Sun Devil. Kill, Clem. Kill. 7:00
Kentucky @ Georgia. McLovin' playin' for the McLovin' of the game. 7 PM
#4 Baylor @ #10 Oklahoma State. Put your faith in God and Art Briles, Jimbosuke. 8 PM
#23 USC @ Colorado. DBlow's resurgent Trojans bending over the Buffs. 9:30 PM
Boise State @ San Diego State. Q woman looking for bowl eligibility. 10:30 PM
Nope. Now this is how you kick a field goal. Note #9 Drew Dileo, the slot receiver/holder who was, like, in the end zone with 10 seconds left.
Northwestern, meet dagger. Dagger, this is Northwestern.
Bitcheremos:
#12 Texas A&M @ #22 LSU. Crazy Les Miles v Johnny FootLong. 3:30 Sat. CBS
#17 Arizona St @ #14 UCLA. Sun Devils v ClemboSlice. 7 PM FOX
#4 Baylor @ #10 Oklahoma State. Big12 showdown in Stillwater. 8 PM abc
I feel good. Gettin' diddled will do that to a fella. USC upsets Stanford, which only the Commish saw coming -and his addle-minded sibling who was just farting around with his picks, and emerges from the primordial Kiffin ooze at 23 in the AP. Nice. That's 8 points if you are keeping track at home. Now tied with Pubefro, which I find totally embarrassing and unacceptable. What could be better? McThornbody's thornhole just got embiggened by another AP reaming, losing to Auburn in the most sphincter clenching way. The second ream is always easier. Actually, it's not. I was just kidding. You are losing a lot of money. I mean, let me try to quantify your suckiness. It's like... nope. I can't. I really can't picture how bad this is for you.
Remember how we thought Randream was hot shit for his Miami pick? No? Me neither. Bitch got reamed.
MSU wins, but I'm not impressed, and neither should you be, Discharge. Check this out. Louisville wins and drops. Two spots. Two! Sweet. UCLA wins and drops again. Virginia Tech on the rim of the top 25 and Pubefrom loses the sweet Mo. Done.
One sweep, a certain "Jimbosuke" with the trey. Give him his 5. Locked up with ClemboSlice for third @ 29. Hah-cha-cha!
DBlow nets 2, moves up to 36. Threatening the BroFo'.
BroFro disaster plan weekend: Hokies douche and he nets a measly 1 on GG. Holdin on: 38.
ClemboSlice, tied with the Stud despite filing a big, fat fucking goose-egg this weekend. 0. 29.
SeaGra. Zero. Horrible. 28.
Snottie. 1. Cell mates with Seannie. 28.
McStool. 2. Big NutSack on the USC pick, Bro'. You have 26.
CCS. 1 for you. 25, TextMonkey.
SockPup. 1. 22. Consistently mediocre.
Timay. 0. No show. 20. Ask your accountant if you can make your GG money a charitable deduction.
Randude. 1. 19. Suffering is the path to enlightenment.
Q. 0. No show. 25. Waiting to make your move? Clue time: it's week 13.
#12 Oklahoma State @ #24 Texas
#23 Miami @ Duke
#5 Stanford @ USC
1 for the win, 5 for the sweep. Got nutz? Pick USC.
Let's go Preview side, Week 13:
Georgia Tech @ #8 Clemson. Thursday, 7:30. No, I don't give a shit if that's a BCS rank or an AP rank. Clemson with the old fashioned beat down. Happy Days, Snottie.
Washington @ #13 UCLA. Friday, 9 PM. Earth to ClemboSlice. Come in, Slice. Bruins with the win over the hapless Huskies. Smile, Sailor.
Indiana @ #22 Wisconsin. Saturday @ 12. Hoosier/Badger bugger-fest. Hate 'em both. Wisky gets the W over suckee long-time Hoosiers. BFD.
Maryland @ VTech. 12:30. BroFro waitin' on the diddle. Gonna' be waiting a while on that diddle, I guess. Maryland upsets the Pokies, BroFro doomed.
#25 Georgia @ #7 Auburn. Those no drop points were fun while they lasted, McLovin'. 3:30. McLovin' you deserve better. Knock the ball DOWN, Dufus DB for Georgia. DOWN.
#16 MSpartyU @ Nebraska. Bo "My Brother is a Crack Head" Pellini must die. 3:30 Mark D'Antonio never sleeps. He shits Nebraska out his ass like yesterday's sausage.
#23 Miami @ Duke. 3:30, the Hour of the Apocalypse, Randude. PeptoBismol truck on call for you. The Hour of the Apocalypse is nothing to fuck with, Homies. Duke rides a white horse.
Texas Tech @ #4 Baylor. God bless the Commissioner and his Massive Awesomeness. 7 PM. Kliff Kingsbury: PickleSmoocher. Die, Bitch.
Houston @ #20 Louisville. Uh-oh, Graham-zo. 7 PM. Cardinals pull one out of their asses.
#5 Stanford @ USC. Cardinal looking past the Troymen? Two words: Trap. Game. 8 PM. What do I know? I'm just the fucking Commissioner for Life is all. USC 20, Assholes 17.
Wyoming @ Boise State. QLove loves having the Cowboys at home. Beatdown. Diddle? Not. 10:15 PM. Boise slams a little BrokeBack Mountain shit to the Cowboys. W for the SpudFarmers.
Texas A&M has a bye. Johnny Football stops in College Station bar for quick blow and go. Arrest follows.
In case you missed the game, here is Baylor dismantling Oklahoma.
What does it mean?
Oklahoma actually kind of sucks, so maybe it don't mean a thing.
Or maybe the Bears are for real? We'll see. Tough games ahead.
GG.
No sweeps thanks to a Michigan Mega-Douche.
BroFro world domination continues: Picks up one, 37.
DBlow grabs 1, second place at 34.
ClemboSlice loves third place. adds one, 29.
Seannie Graham picks up one, 28.
Snottie adds one, 27.
Qlove, picks up a deuce, 25.
Massive log jam @ 24: McLovin' with 2, CCS with the 2, Jimbosuke, a deuce.
SockPuppet slams home the goose-egg again, 21.
Timay! the no show nets him zero. 20.
Randude almost sweeps, 2 puts him at 16.
I feel compelled to point out that Randiddle and Jimbosuke were the only two Stud-Bolts wise enough to pick Stanford over that false God, the Oregon Ducks. And QLovin' and McStool were the only ones to pick 'Braska. That's got to hurt a little, DPo.
Diddle for McStool after Georgia beats down Appalachian State. Meanwhile, BroFro's Chokies beat Randream's Hurricanes in Miami and get no lovin'. At least it was a 10 point drop for the soon to be reamed Reamdiddle.
Chip-n-Sparty is moves into second behind the almighty Commish. Expect Lacavapalooza to be a blowout next summer. Clem is barely hanging on to third.
Bottom three are the usual suspects, Stud Muffin, Q and McStink. But you can see that for yourself.
#10 Oklahoma @ Baylor #6. 7:30 Thursday. Big 12 Armageddon Baylor 41, Okie 12. Bryce Petty making a Heisman statement f'sure.
#3 Oregon @ Stanford #5. 9 PM Thursday. PAC 12 Gotterdamerrung. Oregon Tree'd again. Dux almost pull it out at the end. Suddenly, Les Miles is MY MAN!
Louisville @ UConn 8:30 Friday. SeaGra Redemption Song. UConn goes to 0-8 and Louisville bags a W. What a waste of Teddy Bridgewater.
App. State @ Georgia 12:30 Saturday. McHatin'. Didn't exactly dominate early on, McLove. Yet, you diddle. Where's the justice?
USC @ California 3:30 Saturday. DBlow Deathfest. Ass-hammering the Golden Bears, DBlow? Ed Orgeron is your God.
Mississippi State @ Texas A&M 3:30 Saturday. Johnny washed up. Out scoring another mediocre opponent. Johnny 2 time Heisman? I think so.
BYU @ Wisconsin #24. 3:30. How are you pussies ranked, Sock? Mormons kill your buzz. Wisky rolls on. Mormania not an issue.
Virginia Tech @ #11 Miami. 7 PM. With other choices, you gave VT the nod, Bro Fro. Live with it. Sooprise, sooprise, sooprise, Goober. Miami goes over a cliff and BroFro gets off life support.
#19 UCLA @ Arizona. Go, ClemboSlice. UCLA looks shaky in a "win" over the anti-Chirst, RichRod. Worrisome, ClemboSlice. Right the ship,Bitch.
Commish sits this one out and retains the lead. The rest of the schedule does NOT contain Wofford, Buffalo or Louisiana-Monroe. Oklahoma next week. Five loseable games coming. I smell the ream.
Randidler with 29 in a losing "effort". Proves the 'Canes are marginal at best. I see a loss next week... and are you wondering how they'll play at Pitt November 29? Long range weather forecast calls for snow. Long range Hurricanes forecast calls for major suckage.
Chip-n-schizzle, smug bastard of smugness, manhandles the sieve-like Wolverines and their "manball" rushing stats of record negative yards. Sparty got no offense and they got no one of importance remaining on their schedule.That's what we in the bidness call being in the driver's seat.
UCLA wins but the sledding gets tougher. Potential losses for all remaining games. Including the USC game. Especially the USC game. Clem achieved maximum points; only pain and disillusionment remain.
Scott knows Clemson's best days are behind them. He knows this. He really, really knows this.OK, maybe they slip past the Citadel (the Citadel???, in November???), but two more losses are imminent.
Spooge Puppet sees the remaining schedule and sees nothing but a sea of upsets, especially when folklore trophies are at stake. And pollsters hate the BIG and want none of them to be ranked. Wisconsin gladly obliges.
Texas A&M has Miss State, LSU and Mizzou upcoming. Remember when you thought that was a good pick, Timmay? Yeah, me neither.
BroPube gets another L this weekend. Wish we could ream him again but will probably have to wait to change the rules. Picks up a win next week against the hapless 'Canes, but loses the remainder of the season. Can we stop picking VT now, fellas?
Yeah, here's a good idea: pick a team that was in the shittiest conference that is now in the shittiest conference with the good teams removed. Because pollsters love rewarding that whole "strength of schedule thing" (insert my whiny sarcastic voice here). I'd tell Sean who Louisville is going to lose to next but have no idea what conference they are in. One more loss and you get the ream. I see two more losses coming up.
USC, baby! Nothing but upside. Likely to win out, win the conference championship and win their BCS bowl. Bold pick, Champ. Bold pick.
Boise State can't string consecutive wins together. Sorry Q, in that conference, one loss gets you unranked. You got 3. But thanks for playing.
Don't think McThornbody could get any lower. But he can try. App State is a comin'. Overlook them and you're toast. You're toast anyway, but you'd be toastier toast.Still see a diddle ahead. Then a ream.
There are a shit ton of Heisman voters. Did you know that? I didn't.
Like, thousands. Let's say, 2500. Including the "public' pick that Nissan, Inc. has signed over to a bunch of drunk, Saturday afternoon, College Game Day voters. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
So, you, the BRFLer. Proceed in this way. Pick your Heisman winners. Assign them numbers of votes. Enter Ballot. Wait for results:
Example:
Jamis Winston: 1,000 1st place votes, winner, Heisman Trophy.
Johnny Manziel. 600 votes for 1st place. runner up. Heisman.
Tajh Boyd. 400 first place votes. 1st place second runner up. Heisman.
This is what I need to know from you. Who gets how many first place votes. I don't care about second and third place votes. Each Heisman voter gets to vote for second and third place but in our league we don't give a shit about that.
So, let's say we all pick the winner. The tie breaker is who got the closest to the actual number of first place votes for the winner. Shouldn't be hard to crown the BRFL Heismaniac king.
Give it a try.
I'll give you until Wednesday. If I'm the only one who votes I'm keeping the money.
Seannie, a near total douche-out, snags 1 on the weekend. Lame. 27.
Snott, picks up 5. 26. Meh.
McLovin', grabs a 6 pack, 22. Respectability is possible someday.
BroFro, sub par performance, 3 for the Pubemeister, still leading at 36.
Randude, horrible weekend in the BRFL. Make it a douche-pair, gets 3, total 16. Crash and burn.
QLove, 2 also. 23. How bout those Broncos?
Timay! HOLY SHIT! Timay! bags the 12. Picked every game except Oregon State. How could we all blow that game? Ed Orgeron is an SEC coach. Now that he is free of the retard Lane Kiffin he's got USC kicking ass. Huge fuck-up for everyone. Timay! instantly more likeable with 20 GG points.
ClemboSlice, 5er, 28, new life, Amigo.
Jimbosuke, 5, paltry 22 total. Laughable.
CCS, snagging 5, 23.
DPull, pockets 5, 33, threatening BroNutz.
SockSackUp, 4, mediocre total at 21. Disappointed.
USC @ Oregon State. 9 PM Friday. Troymen getting better without Lane Kiffin. (should have bet your Troymen, DPull. Sean Fucking Mannion is officially off my Heisman list.) Nobody's walking off with 15 points from this GG. Way to blow it, Clowns.
#24 Wisconsin @ Iowa. Noon Saturday. Big Ten head-banger. Wisco with the W. Iowa sucks. Fucking Twerk Ferentz.
VTech @ Boston College. Noon. Suck and Suckest. BroPube, your life is over. BeamerBall is suckball by another name.
#8 Clemson @ Virginia. 3:30 Snoozer. Major.
#21 Michigan @ #22 Michigan State University. Wolverines dissing Sparty. 3:30 Total humiliation by Lil' Bro'. The Oline for scUM is horrible.
Georgia @ Florida. McLovin' on life suppport. Medical miracle needs to show up. 3:30 Gurley rolls and McLovin' LIVES!
Colorado @ #20 UCLA. Clembo butt-bangs the Buffs and get's back in it. 7:30 PM Bruins bounce Buffaloes. ClemboSlice boner.
Boise State @ Colorado State. QLove fetal position. Hnaky and sponge season on the rocks.7:30 Broncos down Colorado State. QLove ends hunger strike.
#7 Miami @ #3 Florida State. 8 PM. Glad Baylor is not playing FSU, Randle. Noles handle Randle. FSU looking kind of invincible, except for the INTs.
UTEP @ #12 Texas A&M. 9 PM. Another triumph of SEC out of conference scheduling. Tough one. Aggies in ritual sacrifice action vs the Miners. A laugher. Johnny Heisman?
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Commish Deadlift and Randle Randiddy separate from the pack. Not saying anything is "going on" between them. Who am I to say anything? With serious points, it is no surprise that they are both over $300 in winnings. But the throbbing meat of the schedule draws nigh. At least one if not both of these douchebags will fall back to earth in burn up in the atmosphere like Major Tom. Who is on a 2 game losing streak? Clem is on a 2-game losing streak and that's just fine by me.
Pubefro picks up the ream. Tough sledding for VT upcoming. That pick was doomed from the outset.
McStool is in record negative territory. Finger painting with his own feces on his living room wall won't help, but no point in stopping now.
Double check the point standings. Minor mishap with the BRFL Excel file required a few weeks of restoration.
