Sparty says "Fuck you, Columbus". GG Week 15 results.

Here's the end of the play that doomed the Bucks and sent us to the Orange Bowl instead of the Rose. 4th and 2 and the call was Braxton wide right into the boundary and Sparty blew it up like a child's balloon. See Urban in the background looking gay? That's how you look when, for some strange reason, you stop running El Guapo, even though every time he touches the ball he gets 4 yards minimum, and, instead, you start emptying the backfield, the sure sign that Braxton is keeping it. 4th. And 2. Wide right, Braxton, into the boundary. Did I miss something or were the MSU corners the last fucking people you would want to run at on 4th down, game on the line, INTO THE BOUNDARY!? Just as well. Our pass defense is so hopelessly bad right now that we make every QB we play look like Peyton Manning. GOD. The pain. I'm cold. I'm so....cold.

GG.

One sweep. Damned if it wasn't DPo. He's the new leader. Picks up 5, has 44.
BroFro. 1 point, Retard. Second place. 42
Jimbosuke. Should have gone with Sparty. 3 points. 35. Third.
ClemBoSlice, aka CBS. 3 points. Mizzu? Douche. 34.
Snottie. Damned by the TOSU pick. 3. Now 33.
Q. 3 point haul. TOSU victim also. 32
Seannie. 2 out of 3. Coinflipping now, Doubledong? 31. You forgot to pick the TOSU game, Dingle.
McLove. 2/4. Put down the pipe, Doper. 30.
CCS. I fucking hate you so much right now. 28, PissFace.
SuckPuppy. 1. Nailed the Baylor game, Brainiac. 25. You kind of suck at this, don't you?
Randong. 2/4. Is your middle name, like, "Meh"? 23.
Timay! 0. Again. You are worse for mankind than global warming. You are a blight and a pestilence. Die.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life