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Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Death-Fest, Week 12



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Amigos and Amigas!

Week 12:

#10 Oklahoma @ Baylor #6.  7:30 Thursday. Big 12 Armageddon
Baylor 41, Okie 12. Bryce Petty making a Heisman statement f'sure.

#3 Oregon @ Stanford #5.  9 PM Thursday. PAC 12 Gotterdamerrung.
Oregon Tree'd again. Dux almost pull it out at the end. Suddenly, Les Miles is MY MAN!

Louisville @ UConn  8:30 Friday. SeaGra Redemption Song.
UConn goes to 0-8 and Louisville bags a W. What a waste of Teddy Bridgewater.

App. State @ Georgia 12:30 Saturday. McHatin'.
Didn't exactly dominate early on, McLove. Yet, you diddle. Where's the justice?

USC @ California 3:30  Saturday. DBlow Deathfest.
Ass-hammering the Golden Bears, DBlow? Ed Orgeron is your God.

Mississippi State @ Texas A&M 3:30 Saturday. Johnny washed up.
Out scoring another mediocre opponent. Johnny 2 time Heisman? I think so.

BYU @ Wisconsin #24. 3:30. How are you pussies ranked, Sock? Mormons kill your buzz.
Wisky rolls on. Mormania not an issue.

Virginia Tech @ #11 Miami. 7 PM. With other choices, you gave VT the nod, Bro Fro. Live with it.
Sooprise, sooprise, sooprise, Goober. Miami goes over a cliff and BroFro gets off life support.

#19 UCLA @ Arizona. Go, ClemboSlice.
UCLA looks shaky in a "win" over the anti-Chirst, RichRod. Worrisome, ClemboSlice. Right the ship, Bitch.

Jimbosuke.
Commissioner for LIfe



3 comments:

  1. Go Bears, Ducks, Cardinals, Dawgs, Trojans, Aggies, Badgers, Hokies and Bruins.

    Need another piece of Barb's pies!

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  2. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/polls/

    are we using bcs rankings now?

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  3. My bad, FT. When the points are tallied and the wounds are bandaged, it's always AP-style. Nice pick up.

    Jimbosuke

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