Here Comes the Duke, GG Week 13.

S'right. Duke. Featured on GG, Week 13.

#12 Oklahoma State @ #24 Texas
#23 Miami @ Duke
#5 Stanford @ USC

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep. Got nutz? Pick USC.

Let's go Preview side, Week 13:

Georgia Tech @ #8 Clemson. Thursday, 7:30. No, I don't give a shit if that's a BCS rank or an AP rank.
Clemson with the old fashioned beat down. Happy Days, Snottie.

Washington @ #13 UCLA. Friday, 9 PM. Earth to ClemboSlice. Come in, Slice.
Bruins with the win over the hapless Huskies. Smile, Sailor.

Indiana @ #22 Wisconsin. Saturday @ 12. Hoosier/Badger bugger-fest. Hate 'em both.
Wisky gets the W over suckee long-time Hoosiers. BFD. 

Maryland @ VTech. 12:30. BroFro waitin' on the diddle.
Gonna' be waiting a while on that diddle, I guess. Maryland upsets the Pokies, BroFro doomed.

#25 Georgia @ #7 Auburn. Those no drop points were fun while they lasted, McLovin'. 3:30.
McLovin' you deserve better. Knock the ball DOWN, Dufus DB for Georgia. DOWN.

#16  MSpartyU @ Nebraska. Bo "My Brother is a Crack Head" Pellini must die. 3:30
Mark D'Antonio never sleeps. He shits Nebraska out his ass like yesterday's sausage. 

#23 Miami @ Duke. 3:30, the Hour of the Apocalypse, Randude. PeptoBismol truck on call for you.
The Hour of the Apocalypse is nothing to fuck with, Homies. Duke rides a white horse. 

Texas Tech @ #4 Baylor. God bless the Commissioner and his Massive Awesomeness. 7 PM.
Kliff Kingsbury: PickleSmoocher. Die, Bitch.

Houston @ #20 Louisville. Uh-oh, Graham-zo. 7 PM.
Cardinals pull one out of their asses.

#5 Stanford @ USC. Cardinal looking past the Troymen? Two words: Trap. Game. 8 PM.
What do I know? I'm just the fucking Commissioner for Life is all. USC 20, Assholes 17.

Wyoming @ Boise State. QLove loves having the Cowboys at home. Beatdown. Diddle? Not. 10:15 PM.
Boise slams a little BrokeBack Mountain shit to the Cowboys. W for the SpudFarmers.

Texas A&M has a bye. Johnny Football stops in College Station bar for quick blow and go. Arrest follows.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life