Week 10 Preview:
USC @ Oregon State. 9 PM Friday. Troymen getting better without Lane Kiffin.
(should have bet your Troymen, DPull. Sean Fucking Mannion is officially off my Heisman list.)
Nobody's walking off with 15 points from this GG. Way to blow it, Clowns.
#24 Wisconsin @ Iowa. Noon Saturday. Big Ten head-banger.
Wisco with the W. Iowa sucks. Fucking Twerk Ferentz.
VTech @ Boston College. Noon. Suck and Suckest.
BroPube, your life is over. BeamerBall is suckball by another name.
#8 Clemson @ Virginia. 3:30 Snoozer.
Major.
#21 Michigan @ #22 Michigan State University. Wolverines dissing Sparty. 3:30
Total humiliation by Lil' Bro'. The Oline for scUM is horrible.
Georgia @ Florida. McLovin' on life suppport. Medical miracle needs to show up. 3:30
Gurley rolls and McLovin' LIVES!
Colorado @ #20 UCLA. Clembo butt-bangs the Buffs and get's back in it. 7:30 PM
Bruins bounce Buffaloes. ClemboSlice boner.
Boise State @ Colorado State. QLove fetal position. Hnaky and sponge season on the rocks.7:30
Broncos down Colorado State. QLove ends hunger strike.
#7 Miami @ #3 Florida State. 8 PM. Glad Baylor is not playing FSU, Randle.
Noles handle Randle. FSU looking kind of invincible, except for the INTs.
UTEP @ #12 Texas A&M. 9 PM. Another triumph of SEC out of conference scheduling. Tough one.
Aggies in ritual sacrifice action vs the Miners. A laugher. Johnny Heisman?
Baylor bye.
Louisville bye.
Mmmmm. Good.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Go Dawgs!
ReplyDeleteI'm on the SEC scheduling committee. It is hard work and we only get to party with Rob Ford on during the coffee/crack breaks. Lower your expectations you snob.
ReplyDeleteEat me.
DeleteWho the hell is Rob Ford?
ReplyDeleteJohnny Football on your Heisman list, Timmay!?
Remember, Bitcheremos, Heismaniac picks due Monday. God. I am so excited. What a great contest. Whose brainchild was this? What? WHO? Jimbosuke???! Not again! That guy. What a stud.
ReplyDeleteJImbosuke
What's the rules on that again Comms?
DeleteMariota, Winston,Manziel, Bridgewater in that order
ReplyDeletei reserve the right to alter these pnd sat games, w commish permish, of course
ReplyDeleteBro, what the fuck are you on about?
ReplyDeleteHave you been taking drugs?
Jimbosuke