GG7 - Week 2 Game Pack
All games are on Saturday September 8, 2012
Picks must be made by kickoff of the first game ( Noon on Saturday )
Game One - Noon - Sat 9/8/12
UCF at #14 Ohio State on ESPN
Game Two - 3:30 P- Sat 9/8/12
#24 Florida at Texas A & M on ESPN
Game Three - 3:30 PM - Sat 9/8/12
Air Force at #19 Michigan on ABC & ESPN2
Brought to you from the depths of the BRFL standings,
Your loyal Steaming Pile
from Randiddle
ReplyDeleteOhio state
FLORIDA
Mich
Ohio Stat
ReplyDeleteFlorida
Michigan
RuPaul BroDu say ohio A+M Mich
ReplyDeleteThe Bottom Feeding Steaming Pile picks:
ReplyDeleteTHE Ohio State University
Texas A & M
MICHIGAN
McLovin'
Ohio
ReplyDeleteTexas A&M
Meechigan
Nobody feeling patriotic enough to try the men from Colorado against my Wolverines? Still time for another key Michigan player to get suspended, it's only Thursday....McHopeful
ReplyDeleteMcLovin', you lost another corner on Saturday. Those fuckers don't grow on trees. Still...
ReplyDeleteCommissioner say:
Buckeyes
Texas A&Ream you one, Randgina
U of Michigan
Ohio State
ReplyDeleteFlorida Gators
Michigan
Who is McLovin'?
McLovin = The Steaming Pile = The Commish of GG = Mikey
ReplyDelete( oh yeah, equals the guy in dead last place in everything ! )
Anyone wanna give me 70 and 1/2 points in the Florida State game...I will take Savannah State and the points for a buck from any of you Dickheads, or Q....let me know...
ReplyDeleteTSP
scock puppet says;
ReplyDeleteohio st
florida
michigan
not felling to good tonight, undefeated season out of the question. my utes went down to the mighty what-evers
I didn't even know Utah State HAD Aggies...WTF? TSP
ReplyDeleteThree-peat Charlie is going with: Ohio State, Texas A&M and Michigan. ccs
ReplyDeleteLooks like I only see 9 out of 12 entries on this blog for GG-7 Week 2 ???
ReplyDeleteWhere are the other three competitors ???
C'mon !!!
TSP
Gridiron Guru Penalty Assessment Information:
ReplyDeleteThe rules for GG are simple; pick the teams in each week's packet of games by kick off of the first game each week. This should take all of maybe three to five minutes, including log on time to access the BRFL Blog.
I appear to only have a record of 9 of 12 entries for GG-7 Week 2.
W T F ???
Late picks or non-picks may be penalized up to and including receiving a zero for the week of the violation. The penalties will be levied at the sole discretion of The Steaming Pile - see The Living Document if you question my authority in this area.
TSP
Jesus, McLovin'. Change the tampon. You sound like you have toxic shock.
DeleteBeing in non-positive territory kinda pisses me off D Po....sorry....too harsh with the stab at tough love??
ReplyDeleteStill deciding on possibility of penalties for non-picks.
TSP
GRIDIRON GURU RESULTS
ReplyDeleteAfter GG-7 Week Two
Winning Teams were: Ohio State, Florida and Michigan
Timmy!, Sock, skHank and Randiddle each SWEPT for 5 apiece
Waiting to hear touching sob stories from Scott and Sean and Q as to why they failed to pick...
Depending on the quality of their individual tales of woe, I will:
A)Issue a pardon of sorts
B)Show some degree of leniency, or
c)Levy a penalty for a no-pick week (zero)
SCO-BruisedBadger 2 (awaiting plea bargain)
Clamatio-Hokie - (GG Redshirt Year)
Bro Bobcatdouche 7
THE D Po Duck 7
Comm Horned Toad 7
Nole Chip 7
SeaScroteketeeria 5 (awaiting plea bargain)
Q-Kitten 1 (awaiting plea bargain)
Tim Tiger 10
TSP-verine 2
SockPuppet-UTE 10
Cardinal skHank 7
Flo-Rander 7
Respectfully submitted by The Pile
ONLY out of the vast goodness of my heart and the fact that I am a fucking GREAT human being, I have decided to bestow a gift upon the 3 slackers that did not pick in Week 2 GG-7. Despite none of them trotting out even a syllable of explanation, banter or witty prose to explain their actions, I will hand each of them two(2)magnanimous consideration points on their totals:
DeleteSo...After Week 2:
Scott goes to 4
Sean goes to 7
Q goes to 3
THIS SETS NO PRECEDENT...THIS IS A ONE TIME GIFT...
Everyone must get on The Blog and pick on The Blog to gain points in the GG.
TSP
Ya Know, I TRY to be open minded and accomodating and give the no pick individuals a way out of the darkness....and what do I get for my generosity? I get some bootleg trickery running to the Commish, who posted under GG-7 Week 3's post with a semi-authoritative request to go old school with the e.mail....again with the e.mail bullshit??? C'MON MAN !!!
ReplyDeleteWell, my cornerbacks read the end around so here's where we are...
The GG will be on the BRFL Blog.
Learn it, play with it ( The Blog ), master it.
I will STILL entertain plea bargains from the three non-picks for Week 2, but make em gooder than "out of town", "business" and other "dog ate my homework" weak ass excuses...PLEASE...have a little creativity, Lie a little,
make it fun at least !!!
I'm feeling pretty magnanimous actually, so you might even get on my fucking sensitive side if you make me chuckle.
Drawing you a roadmap to get out of jail...don't screw the dog on it!!!
THE Steaming Pile GG Manager
You need a good psychiatrist, McPussy.
ReplyDeleteI'd even settle for a bad psychiatrist at this point.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't hurt.
TSP