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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Week 4 Preview, Bitches.



Hard to believe this is the author of the legendary BRFL theme song: "Stranglehold".
That was, alas, pre-kidney stone.
And before the fucked up hat.

Vagina @ TCU (17). Go Horny Toads.
Maryland @ West Virginia (8).  Damn you, SeaDouche. Anger.
Kentucky @ Florida (14). RandginaDischarge, the BRFL owes you money and shirts. Address?
(18) scUM @ Notre Dame (11). Fucking god damn it to hell I should have gone with the Catholics. I hate myself so much. Cutting behavior. Fuck you, World. Lose like a BITCH, McLovin.
(15) Kansas State @ Oklahoma (6). I want to have your baby, Q.
(10) Clemson @ Florida State (4). Clash of the ManWhores.
Utah @ Arizona State. So boring, SockSpooge. Long season. Festering boils have more appeal.
UTEP @ Wisconsin. I'd rather watch soccer, ScoLoser. Rectal itch. Chronic.
Ohio BobCunts @ Norfuck State. Sick of your team's lame schedule, PubeFace.
Bowling Green @ Virginia Twat. ClemboSlice, so disappointing. Blow out of Bowlers fools no one. Reality time, NetherHole. Doomation, Giggle-dink.
Arizona (22) @ Oregon (3). Non event, totally weak, DPoon with the world's most sedating pick.
Stanford idle. World in awe of skHank. Too bad he's so clueless. If a dog farts in the forest and there's no one there to smell it, does it still stink? I fucking KNOW so.

Hating on everyone.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

11 comments:

  1. When does the season start? For Pube-fro, we know the answer is never.But Jeebus, how watered down can the schedule get? And TCU loses their RB for the season. Implications.

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    1. It's a blow but it's not like he's the offense. They are thin at running back, for sure, D Poon. I think they are down to a true freshman and a senior who wasn't expecting any touches. But mostly they throw the ball and play defense. When they hit the meat of their schedule this will hurt and I will lose money again this year.
      Hating.

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  2. Dabo isn't a man whore. He's just friendly.
    http://www.daboshow.com/

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  3. You and Syph are the ManWhores to whom I was referring.

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  4. I will sleep with the voters that don't downgrade Clemson too much despite giving up 35 in the 2nd half so maybe you have a point. But the real ManWhores are congregating today
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    www.folsomstreetevents.org

    GoGo DaBo!

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  5. How in the name of HOLY FUCK is Oklahoma ranked over Clemson? What sickness festers in the minds of the voters. Fuckers.
    And USC? Not exactly rolling over a weak Cal team at home. Hollywood dickheads. Self centered assholes. I hate USC. Hate 'em. Dabo is very pissed off.

    www.daboshow.com

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  6. Timmy!, I'm in awe of your unwholesome genius. Keep it going, Dudesicle. The BRFL is all about this sort of unhinged psychotic ranting. Take a bow.
    Jimbosuke

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  7. SockPuppet, are you feeling that Utah pick?
    Bankruptcy court. Hello.
    Jimbosuke

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  8. where the fuck are the updated results?

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    1. Anger.

      I am beginning to sense the immense power i wield over you feeble serfs. You are my cat toys covered in spittle. My marionettes whom i manipulate at will then toss aside in my boredom. I will post results when i hear some useful banter from Scodouche.

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    2. Don't toy with us too gleefully Big Boy....Jihad takes your ass down just like the Arab Spring....
      TSP

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