Hooked on Week 5

With grateful appreciation to Mind Freak for this masterpiece from FFL days. Word, Mind.

Week 5 Preview:

BroFro: making it happen in the MAC. 4-0 Bobcats. Taking on UMass on the road. 9/29 @3:30 on ESPN3 if you want to see these boys run their spread option attack.
SkHank: (8) Stanford @ Washington. 9PM Thursday. Potential trap game for skHanker.
(25) Baylor @ (9) WVU. Gino Smith thinking "Heisman" and SeaGra thinking "Time share in the Bahamas".
(17) Clemson @ Boston College. Timmy! worried about a typical Clemson implosion? Not against BC.
(4) Florida State @ South Florida. Sypheroo looking special this year. EJ Manuel Heisman watch.
(15) TCU @ SMU. I'm a turtle. I crawl along. Steady. Forward. Progress. Pound the Ponies, move on.
Wisconsin @ (22) Nebraska. Bo Pellini is totally psychotic. He can lose a game like this. The power of prayer should never be underestimated, ScoReam.
(2) Oregon @ Washington State. D Po living large. Ducks looking unbeatable except by criminal charges or sudden coaching sex scandal.
Kansas State idle. Q stands for "Queen of the BRFL".
Virginia Tech @ Cincinnatti. Um....WIN. ClemboSlice preps for his comeback.
Michigan idle. McLovin' licks wounds.
Utah idle. SockPuppet punches holes in walls.
Florida idle. Randouche drinks, dances and tells everyone he knows how easy the BRFL is.

Jimbosuke.
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