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Monday, September 24, 2012

BRFL Week 4 Results


Reamed and Reamer


Q-Spot 23
SkHank 20
Randstain 19
Commish 11
Syph 11
D.Po 10
SeaScrote 8
Brofro 4
Timmy! 3
Sock Puppy 2
Clemstain -9
Snott -15
McLovin -19


McLovin' gets reamed. Hard. If the season ended today, the Runny Pile would be out $315. And look at Q-gasm running away with the whole she-bang. SkHank thinks the season is already over. Tell him he lost $275. Can't wait for Randi to get what she got coming. Clemstain, Scodouche and McLovin' in a three-way anal manfest at the bottom. Good.

Commish and Steaming Pile

Second Thoughts? Jimsukwad was thinking Notre Dame before he hopped on the Horned Toad pick. Probably worried the Catholics would send another undergrad up on the elevated crane in a thunderstorm. Touchdown Jeebus only protects those who suit up on Saturdays. Had he rubbed his rosary a little harder and he'd be sitting on 27 points right now and we'd all be hatin' on him a lot more.

McLovin's second choice was Louisville. He'd be sitting at 17 points. He is at -19. With the new maths that the kids are doing these days, that'd be a 36 point swing. That's serious. If it was me, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. Man, i feel bad for you. You must feel really, really stupid. Discuss.





9 comments:

  1. FUCK A DUCK! I HATE THE AP VOTERS.

    But at least I'm not McLovin, Snott or Stain....


    for now.

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  2. Me too Timmy! Me too.
    TSP

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    1. ....Thinkin' of changin' my name to McHatin'...
      TSP

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    2. You have no idea how bad things are going to get for you.

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  3. It's always darkest before it goes completely black Dude.
    TSP

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  4. My other strong candidate for this year was Kansas State.
    So double self-hate.
    Interesting phenomenon: when a BRFLer goes in the tank, as in severely hopeless negative numbers, they just sort of dry up and go silent. Exception: McLovin'. But he's, in all things, exceptional.
    I see ClemboSlice coming back. McLovin and Snott not so much.
    More graphs, DPoon.

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  5. I will not go quietly, no matter what !!
    TSP

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    1. I will also happily fund the majority of this season's jambo, but I'll want extra Barb LaCava's PIE DAMMIT !!

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